"Doing The Dirty" Problem

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  • carbons2k
    carbons2k Posts: 383 Member
    have him play some really heavy metal thru his radio and turn it way up. Slayer works real well at 3am
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Why all the random capital letters, OP?

    I think you should knock on the neighbor's door and tell him all about REAL vegetarians!
  • ncahill77
    ncahill77 Posts: 501 Member
    Also who the hell goes to bed before 2am in college?
  • BrklynTico
    BrklynTico Posts: 143
    True Story: I've had the cops called on me by the old people next door because they thought I was killing someone. I answered the door naked. They told me to get dressed. I said I'm a nudist and have the right to do what I want in my property.

    They left in embarrassment.

    That was a fun night.

    Trust me, there's nothing he can do but ear plugs or an ipod.
  • NHUK
    NHUK Posts: 37 Member
    Tell him to change his apartment wifi name to "I can hear you having sex upstairs"

    This one I like :o)
  • daisydaisy99
    daisydaisy99 Posts: 44 Member
    OP why do you feel the compulsion to randomly capitalize words?

    He capitalizes 'My Son'.

    Do you think he's talking about Jesus?


    If that's true that would make him God, in which case he wouldn't be seeking our consult, so I'm going to go with no.


    Since God is really only familiar with impregnating virgins this whole "loud sex thing" might just not be in his wheelhouse so it makes perfect sense to me that he could be looking to MFP for assistance...
  • sedwards9999
    sedwards9999 Posts: 160 Member
    Move or deal with it.

    Life is full of little annoyances...
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
    Wow. I can't believe I'm the only one that would drill a hole in the ceiling and snake a fiber optic camera in to their bedroom!

    This younger generation is just no fun at all.
  • MFPRat
    MFPRat Posts: 201 Member
    Earplugs.

    Or record it and play it loudly at 1:45 a.m., just before she gets started.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    OP why do you feel the compulsion to randomly capitalize words?

    He capitalizes 'My Son'.

    Do you think he's talking about Jesus?


    If that's true that would make him God, in which case he wouldn't be seeking our consult, so I'm going to go with no.


    Since God is really only familiar with impregnating virgins this whole "loud sex thing" might just not be in his wheelhouse so it makes perfect sense to me that he could be looking to MFP for assistance...

    God is almighty and all knowing. I'm sure he could resolve this issue without assistance from the peanut gallery.
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    Alex Posts: 10,137 MFP Staff
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