How many calories are there in Human Flesh?

Roxanne_Hennessy
Roxanne_Hennessy Posts: 130 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
Just asking for a friend.
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  • tross0924
    tross0924 Posts: 909 Member
    Search for "human flesh jerky". It's in the database.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    free range or caged?
  • robjenga
    robjenga Posts: 175 Member
    Human flesh jerky is high in sodium...stick to a baked human flesh...
  • Chainbreaker
    Chainbreaker Posts: 124 Member
    Like any other animal, it depends on which part of the body you are inquiring about.

    Also, it's important to be responsible and always buy local, antibiotic free, and organic when possible. Humans are exposed to so many toxins in the modern world.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Like any other animal, it depends on which part of the body you are inquiring about.

    People are not animals
  • beepermad
    beepermad Posts: 198
    Wut.
  • Roxanne_Hennessy
    Roxanne_Hennessy Posts: 130 Member
    Like any other animal, it depends on which part of the body you are inquiring about.

    People are not animals

    yes we are, we are mammals:glasses:
  • Chainbreaker
    Chainbreaker Posts: 124 Member
    Speak for yourself, Sir.
  • TheRealParisLove
    TheRealParisLove Posts: 1,907 Member
    The fat will have 9 calories per gram, the protein will have 4 calories per gram. You can probably use pork as a good approximation for caloric content as genetically we are 99% alike.
  • JuantonBliss
    JuantonBliss Posts: 245 Member
    All depends on what thus human is consuming.
  • Delicate
    Delicate Posts: 625 Member
    Probably similar to chicken!

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  • TheRealParisLove
    TheRealParisLove Posts: 1,907 Member
    Like any other animal, it depends on which part of the body you are inquiring about.

    People are not animals

    Some are vegetables...but you have to look in congress to find those humans.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Is this Chris Hansen trying to out more vampires?

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    I'm so not falling for this again. I already used my good fake mustache and beanie.
  • Chainbreaker
    Chainbreaker Posts: 124 Member
    The fat will have 9 calories per gram, the protein will have 4 calories per gram. You can probably use pork as a good approximation for caloric content as genetically we are 99% alike.

    I had considered this as well, but I think chimpanzee might be ultimately closer.

    One could always scan the label on a package of Soylent Green to find out. It's made of people.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Like any other animal, it depends on which part of the body you are inquiring about.

    People are not animals

    yes we are, we are mammals:glasses:

    Look up animal in the dictionary what does it say
  • TheRealParisLove
    TheRealParisLove Posts: 1,907 Member
    <<Runs off to check the database for chimpanzee meat.

    Nope, not there. Breast milk, semen, and human flesh jerky, but no bushmeat.

    The fat will have 9 calories per gram, the protein will have 4 calories per gram. You can probably use pork as a good approximation for caloric content as genetically we are 99% alike.

    I had considered this as well, but I think chimpanzee might be ultimately closer.

    One could always scan the label on a package of Soylent Green to find out. It's made of people.
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    *stops putting lotion on skin*
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Speak for yourself, Sir.

    Not my fault you don't know the definition of animal
  • tekwriter
    tekwriter Posts: 923 Member
    this should move to chit chat fun and games.
  • AngelicValkyrie
    AngelicValkyrie Posts: 43
    *stops putting lotion on skin*
    it puts the lotion on the skin...or else it gets the hose again


    Sorry! I couldn't help it
  • nyrina4life
    nyrina4life Posts: 196 Member
    Like any other animal, it depends on which part of the body you are inquiring about.

    People are not animals

    yes we are, we are mammals:glasses:

    Look up animal in the dictionary what does it say

    Considering the Dictionary is constantly changing, and quite possibly has 'slang' terms in it, so it isn't perfect. Even in SEX documentaries (like one from last night on Destination America) they refer to us as mammals as we are part of a small group of 'mammals' aka animals that mate for life. [Shrug]
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    *stops putting lotion on skin*

    No...don't stop...seriously...

    Here....use this..

    Crisco--better_than_butter.jpg
  • norahwynn
    norahwynn Posts: 862 Member
    ummm :noway:
  • Roxanne_Hennessy
    Roxanne_Hennessy Posts: 130 Member
    Blame a movie my brother and I watched called Ravenous (Great movie BTdubs) it was about Wendigos apparently eating another person makes you healthier in the film, So my brother asked how many calories were in a person
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    *stops putting lotion on skin*

    No...don't stop...seriously...

    Here....use this..

    Crisco--better_than_butter.jpg


    Hehehe :heart:

    Now you can make human-cracklins
  • LeanAmbitions
    LeanAmbitions Posts: 40
    free range or caged?

    HAHA!
  • totem12
    totem12 Posts: 194 Member
    Speak for yourself, Sir.

    Not my fault you don't know the definition of animal

    Ummm, perhaps you should recheck that dictionary, and perhaps a primary school science book...
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Speak for yourself, Sir.

    Not my fault you don't know the definition of animal

    Ummm, perhaps you should recheck that dictionary, and perhaps a primary school science book...

    Webster: one of the lower animals as distinguished from human beings
    dictionary.com: any such living thing other than a human being.

    Which one are you looking at?
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Speaking of "Human Flesh".... This one time in band camp....
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Say you ate a lean pound of human flesh it would be about 1800 calories.

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