How many calories are there in Human Flesh?

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  • nyrina4life
    nyrina4life Posts: 196 Member
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    Like any other animal, it depends on which part of the body you are inquiring about.

    People are not animals

    yes we are, we are mammals:glasses:

    Look up animal in the dictionary what does it say

    Considering the Dictionary is constantly changing, and quite possibly has 'slang' terms in it, so it isn't perfect. Even in SEX documentaries (like one from last night on Destination America) they refer to us as mammals as we are part of a small group of 'mammals' aka animals that mate for life. [Shrug]
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    *stops putting lotion on skin*

    No...don't stop...seriously...

    Here....use this..

    Crisco--better_than_butter.jpg
  • norahwynn
    norahwynn Posts: 862 Member
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    ummm :noway:
  • Roxanne_Hennessy
    Roxanne_Hennessy Posts: 130 Member
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    Blame a movie my brother and I watched called Ravenous (Great movie BTdubs) it was about Wendigos apparently eating another person makes you healthier in the film, So my brother asked how many calories were in a person
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
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    *stops putting lotion on skin*

    No...don't stop...seriously...

    Here....use this..

    Crisco--better_than_butter.jpg


    Hehehe :heart:

    Now you can make human-cracklins
  • LeanAmbitions
    LeanAmbitions Posts: 40
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    free range or caged?

    HAHA!
  • totem12
    totem12 Posts: 194 Member
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    Speak for yourself, Sir.

    Not my fault you don't know the definition of animal

    Ummm, perhaps you should recheck that dictionary, and perhaps a primary school science book...
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
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    Speak for yourself, Sir.

    Not my fault you don't know the definition of animal

    Ummm, perhaps you should recheck that dictionary, and perhaps a primary school science book...

    Webster: one of the lower animals as distinguished from human beings
    dictionary.com: any such living thing other than a human being.

    Which one are you looking at?
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
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    Speaking of "Human Flesh".... This one time in band camp....
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    Say you ate a lean pound of human flesh it would be about 1800 calories.
  • HeidiCooksSupper
    HeidiCooksSupper Posts: 3,831 Member
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    Speak for yourself, Sir.

    Not my fault you don't know the definition of animal

    Ummm, perhaps you should recheck that dictionary, and perhaps a primary school science book...

    Webster: one of the lower animals as distinguished from human beings
    dictionary.com: any such living thing other than a human being.

    Which one are you looking at?

    Kingdom: Animalia
    Phylum: Chordata
    Subphylum: Vertebrata
    Class: Mammalia
    Subclass: Theria
    Infraclass: Eutheria
    Order: Primates
    Suborder: Anthropoidea
    Superfamily: Hominoidea
    Family: Hominidae
    Genus: Homo
    Species: sapiens
    Source(s):
    http://anthro.palomar.edu/animal/table_humans.htm
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    Speak for yourself, Sir.

    Not my fault you don't know the definition of animal

    Ummm, perhaps you should recheck that dictionary, and perhaps a primary school science book...

    Webster: one of the lower animals as distinguished from human beings
    dictionary.com: any such living thing other than a human being.

    Which one are you looking at?

    The first one from webster is definition #2. Definition #1 includes humans.

    2 of the 5 definitions in webster include humans.
  • fitandgeeky
    fitandgeeky Posts: 232 Member
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    Maybe they call it Long Pig for a reason? It's probably similar to pork I would guess.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
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    human is defined as

    Noun
    A human being, esp. a person as distinguished from an animal or (in science fiction) an alien.
  • bootsiejayne
    bootsiejayne Posts: 151 Member
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    Like any other animal, it depends on which part of the body you are inquiring about.

    People are not animals

    yes we are, we are mammals:glasses:

    Look up animal in the dictionary what does it say

    Considering the Dictionary is constantly changing, and quite possibly has 'slang' terms in it, so it isn't perfect. Even in SEX documentaries (like one from last night on Destination America) they refer to us as mammals as we are part of a small group of 'mammals' aka animals that mate for life. [Shrug]

    Totally don't mate for life. Obviously documentaries and dictionaries are way off. Totally we are animals. Wild f*cking like crazy animals.
  • qtgonewild
    qtgonewild Posts: 1,930 Member
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    *stops putting lotion on skin*


    my favorite movie :)
  • debaloo
    debaloo Posts: 129 Member
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    Breast or thigh?
  • totem12
    totem12 Posts: 194 Member
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    Speak for yourself, Sir.

    Not my fault you don't know the definition of animal

    Ummm, perhaps you should recheck that dictionary, and perhaps a primary school science book...

    Webster: one of the lower animals as distinguished from human beings
    dictionary.com: any such living thing other than a human being.

    Which one are you looking at?

    The one you conveniently glossed over:

    Any member of the kingdom Animalia, comprising multicellular organisms that have a well-defined shape and usually limited growth, can move voluntarily, actively acquire food and digest it internally, and have sensory and nervous systems that allow them to respond rapidly to stimuli: some classification schemes also include protozoa and certain other single-celled eukaryotes that have motility and animallike nutritional modes.

    You're aware that online dictionaries also list their 'common usage' alongside the correct definition right?
  • chad_phillips1123
    chad_phillips1123 Posts: 229 Member
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    Is Hannibal going on a diet?
  • Brujah1981
    Brujah1981 Posts: 23 Member
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    Ravenous was a great movie btw

    And is there seriously a guy who thinks people aren't animals? Silly troll

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