How many calories are there in Human Flesh?

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  • HeidiCooksSupper
    HeidiCooksSupper Posts: 3,839 Member
    Speak for yourself, Sir.

    Not my fault you don't know the definition of animal

    Ummm, perhaps you should recheck that dictionary, and perhaps a primary school science book...

    Webster: one of the lower animals as distinguished from human beings
    dictionary.com: any such living thing other than a human being.

    Which one are you looking at?

    Kingdom: Animalia
    Phylum: Chordata
    Subphylum: Vertebrata
    Class: Mammalia
    Subclass: Theria
    Infraclass: Eutheria
    Order: Primates
    Suborder: Anthropoidea
    Superfamily: Hominoidea
    Family: Hominidae
    Genus: Homo
    Species: sapiens
    Source(s):
    http://anthro.palomar.edu/animal/table_humans.htm
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Speak for yourself, Sir.

    Not my fault you don't know the definition of animal

    Ummm, perhaps you should recheck that dictionary, and perhaps a primary school science book...

    Webster: one of the lower animals as distinguished from human beings
    dictionary.com: any such living thing other than a human being.

    Which one are you looking at?

    The first one from webster is definition #2. Definition #1 includes humans.

    2 of the 5 definitions in webster include humans.
  • fitandgeeky
    fitandgeeky Posts: 232 Member
    Maybe they call it Long Pig for a reason? It's probably similar to pork I would guess.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    human is defined as

    Noun
    A human being, esp. a person as distinguished from an animal or (in science fiction) an alien.
  • bootsiejayne
    bootsiejayne Posts: 151 Member
    Like any other animal, it depends on which part of the body you are inquiring about.

    People are not animals

    yes we are, we are mammals:glasses:

    Look up animal in the dictionary what does it say

    Considering the Dictionary is constantly changing, and quite possibly has 'slang' terms in it, so it isn't perfect. Even in SEX documentaries (like one from last night on Destination America) they refer to us as mammals as we are part of a small group of 'mammals' aka animals that mate for life. [Shrug]

    Totally don't mate for life. Obviously documentaries and dictionaries are way off. Totally we are animals. Wild f*cking like crazy animals.
  • qtgonewild
    qtgonewild Posts: 1,930 Member
    *stops putting lotion on skin*


    my favorite movie :)
  • debaloo
    debaloo Posts: 129 Member
    Breast or thigh?
  • totem12
    totem12 Posts: 194 Member
    Speak for yourself, Sir.

    Not my fault you don't know the definition of animal

    Ummm, perhaps you should recheck that dictionary, and perhaps a primary school science book...

    Webster: one of the lower animals as distinguished from human beings
    dictionary.com: any such living thing other than a human being.

    Which one are you looking at?

    The one you conveniently glossed over:

    Any member of the kingdom Animalia, comprising multicellular organisms that have a well-defined shape and usually limited growth, can move voluntarily, actively acquire food and digest it internally, and have sensory and nervous systems that allow them to respond rapidly to stimuli: some classification schemes also include protozoa and certain other single-celled eukaryotes that have motility and animallike nutritional modes.

    You're aware that online dictionaries also list their 'common usage' alongside the correct definition right?
  • chad_phillips1123
    chad_phillips1123 Posts: 229 Member
    Is Hannibal going on a diet?
  • Brujah1981
    Brujah1981 Posts: 23 Member
    Ravenous was a great movie btw

    And is there seriously a guy who thinks people aren't animals? Silly troll
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    What kind of cut is it?
  • kittyr77
    kittyr77 Posts: 419 Member
    I would log it as pork chop lol
  • JuantonBliss
    JuantonBliss Posts: 245 Member
    free range or caged?

    HAHA!

    Free ranged.... I like a bit of a challenge :wink: And a workout :happy:
  • SrJoben
    SrJoben Posts: 484 Member
    Speak for yourself, Sir.

    Not my fault you don't know the definition of animal

    The standard definition is multicellular members of the Animalia kingdom with various biological characteristics.

    A specialized secondary definition is any such creature with the specific exception of humans.

    Which I would point out makes it clearly a matter of terminology, since the explicit meaning is that otherwise a human would be considered an animal since it meets the criteria of the standard definition.
  • Leah_Brooke
    Leah_Brooke Posts: 149 Member
    Auto-cannabalism isn't illegal, so i say he should do that. Make sure he eats very healthy.
    I constantly do this, i eat the inside of my mouth more than average food.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Just asking for a friend.

    Should we be concerned for this said friends safety?
  • teamAmelia
    teamAmelia Posts: 1,247 Member
    When I saw this thread name on my timeline, I laughed out loud, and I was at work. LOL
  • SpleenThief
    SpleenThief Posts: 293 Member
    Human flesh jerky is high in sodium...stick to a baked human flesh...

    I stick to a raw diet since cooking kills nutrients but I am not a huge fan of most veg so I refuse to go vegetarian.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Like any other animal, it depends on which part of the body you are inquiring about.

    People are not animals

    yes we are, we are mammals:glasses:

    and primates

    and hominids
  • melindafritz1976
    melindafritz1976 Posts: 329 Member
    TROLL
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Auto-cannabalism isn't illegal, so i say he should do that. Make sure he eats very healthy.
    I constantly do this, i eat the inside of my mouth more than average food.

    It's not a very sustainable nutritional strategy though.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Maybe they call it Long Pig for a reason? It's probably similar to pork I would guess.

    apparently so
  • lauren3101
    lauren3101 Posts: 1,853 Member
    human is defined as

    Noun
    A human being, esp. a person as distinguished from an animal or (in science fiction) an alien.

    I hate to point this out, but the word 'human' is used to identify us, in much the same way we would identify say, a dog, or a pig, or a horse. We don't walk around calling everything 'animals'. I'm a bit confused about why this argument is going on. We ARE animals, this was proved a long time ago and there is no debate to be had. :huh:
  • KarenJanine
    KarenJanine Posts: 3,497 Member
    Breast or thigh?

    I prefer rump.
  • sabified
    sabified Posts: 1,035 Member
    human is defined as

    Noun
    A human being, esp. a person as distinguished from an animal or (in science fiction) an alien.

    I hate to point this out, but the word 'human' is used to identify us, in much the same way we would identify say, a dog, or a pig, or a horse. We don't walk around calling everything 'animals'. I'm a bit confused about why this argument is going on. We ARE animals, this was proved a long time ago and there is no debate to be had. :huh:

    Unfortuantely there are a lot of people who think they're too good to be decended "from monkeys".
    Apparently there's a movement somewhere in the States where they're trying to ban books on evolution in school... (heard this awhile ago tho, not sure what's going on with it now...)
  • larodriguez02
    larodriguez02 Posts: 106 Member
    Probably similar to chicken!

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    Ok that made me laugh!!
  • BreeFeelinFree
    BreeFeelinFree Posts: 48
    For a friend huh?
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I'm suddenly very hungry....
  • larodriguez02
    larodriguez02 Posts: 106 Member
    thanks! Love this thread!!
  • richym
    richym Posts: 11
    I dunno I've just eaten my neighbor and I've not put on a pound....I didn't add any dressing could be why

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