Would you marry you?

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  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    i have a lot of qualities...but no, i wouldn't marry me....YET. i think i'd be ready in 6 months - 1 year ;)
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    In b4 Buffalo Bill
  • jodynolte
    jodynolte Posts: 243 Member
    Not yet. But someday... :love:
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    After some sober second thought.. maybe. But there would have to be a pre-nup in case I try to pull a fast one.

    To frickin funny!!! :laugh:
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    Yeah totally. I'm a catch. I have a job, I can cook and I'm handy around the house. Plus I'm always up for going downtown.


    wait what did you say before downtown :tongue:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Yes. I'm an excellent cook.
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
    i am very kind, patient and giving... to a fault... yes i'd marry me.
  • nonstopper
    nonstopper Posts: 1,108 Member
    duh
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    Oh hell to the yes...I'm awesome! I cook, clean, go out of my way to make people happy, put my needs last, avoid confrontation, have a HUGE heart and have a sex drive that would make a teenage boy look like a nun. What's not to like?

    PLUS!! I have bewbs!!!

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    If it doesn't work out between you and you, give me a call.

    Put me on that list too please.
  • Lanise_10
    Lanise_10 Posts: 432 Member
    I'm kind, caring, and sweet, but oh Hell no!!!!! I have no idea why my husband has stayed married to me for 27 years!!!!!! I'm a pain in the *kitten* sometimes!!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    If I wouldn't want to marry myself, how could I expect anyone else to want to?:huh:
  • Roll_Tide_Meg
    Roll_Tide_Meg Posts: 255 Member
    Nope. I'm spoiled, selfish, and have one hell of a temper. I love my husband.

    I asked if he'd marry himself. He said no. Lucky we have each other! :D


    This is so my husband and me! Lol! So true.
  • 37434958
    37434958 Posts: 457 Member
    Well if there was a guy version of me, then yeah I would...!

    But I'm not a very clean freak soooo, XD
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    I'd marry me just for the sex.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Yes, absolutely. I'm very committed, very giving, and have lots of energy. I could make it work with me. :flowerforme:
  • mollyya90
    mollyya90 Posts: 49 Member
    No. I am *****y 24/7. I want things my way. I'm selfish. But I have to say I am a great wife! I mow the grass. Cook dinner. Clean the house/laundry. I try to do things to make my man happy since my attitude sucks lmao....Nahhhh it's not that bad but I wouldn't be able to put up with myself!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Yes...because I'm a *kitten*.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I'm way out of my league. Plus, there's that "only doing this once" promise I made to myself. So no.
  • VolleyDawgMom
    VolleyDawgMom Posts: 19 Member
    Oh hell to the yes...I'm awesome! I cook, clean, go out of my way to make people happy, put my needs last, avoid confrontation, have a HUGE heart and have a sex drive that would make a teenage boy look like a nun. What's not to like?

    PLUS!! I have bewbs!!!

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    Lol, this is absolutely me. I answered no for one reason only... "put my needs last". Once that's in better shape, I'd marry me today. Er, um, I'm not the type to avoid confrontation though. Missed that one.
  • highmaintnance
    highmaintnance Posts: 215 Member
    Yes...because I'm a *kitten*.

    Wait, I didn't think *kitten* wanted to get married? Maybe you'd just be your own friend with benefits.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Seriously? Have you met me?

    No. Just NO.
  • VolleyDawgMom
    VolleyDawgMom Posts: 19 Member
    i have a lot of qualities...but no, i wouldn't marry me....YET. i think i'd be ready in 6 months - 1 year ;)

    This is my thinking. Exaclty. Definitely closer to the year mark though.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Hmmmm interesting question... I really don't know

    Pros:
    I am a really good cook
    I have a good sense of humor
    I work full time and
    Pretty dagum independent
    I am nympho
    I made a really pretty baby girl, well with the OH's help I guess

    Kind of Cons:
    I suck at keeping the house clean
    I am very temperamental, can be a ray of sunshine one minute and a raging hulk b!tch the next
    I talk loud, so I can be quite obnoxious at times
    I hog the bed, the covers, and the pillows
    I pee in the shower
    I use the bathroom with the door open
    I have really bad table manners

    Honestly, I think I am pretty dagum awesome. I think after an hot, wild, animal sex session with myself, I would think about marrying myself, giving my other self has a pen!s. If not, the engagement is off!
  • pinkledoodledoo
    pinkledoodledoo Posts: 290 Member
    Never, I'm intolerable as a spouse. :laugh:
  • VolleyDawgMom
    VolleyDawgMom Posts: 19 Member
    If I wouldn't want to marry myself, how could I expect anyone else to want to?:huh:

    That's the point. =)
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    If I wouldn't want to marry myself, how could I expect anyone else to want to?:huh:

    That's the point. =)

    Yay! Do I get a prize?
  • Alliwan
    Alliwan Posts: 1,245 Member
    no, im way too needy and i have no patience for needy people >.>
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    I'm not sure. There's certainly someone who is divorcing me after 20 years because I'm not a helpless little girl like he likes. I'm capable and independent. I am tall, smart, strong. But he wanted someone who was 4'9, blonde, and too dumb to even figure out if the weather is appropriate for the beach. Oh, and she's 15 years younger than he is.

    I hope someone would marry me again, someone who appreciates someone strong and independent enough to be a equal, not someone who needs to be taken care of.
  • FearAnLoathingJ
    FearAnLoathingJ Posts: 337 Member
    I'm awesome I would be lucky to marry me!
  • ewells2420
    ewells2420 Posts: 75
    Id marry the hell outta myself. I mean look at this beard. Also strong "I mean myself, but im really putting this out for others to judge me" thread.

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