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Help! I've lost my cat!!

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  • Ashykins
    Ashykins Posts: 233
    I've lost a cinder block haha!
  • sanura
    sanura Posts: 459 Member
    Well, I've lost my brain, now I need to lose a whale's brain!!!
  • CeleryStalker
    CeleryStalker Posts: 665 Member
    oh for petes sake....i see the post, i think its cute, i scroll down and see I've lost an elephant penis. How awesome. How exactly DOES one lose a 60# penis? LMFAO

    edit to add: i've lost 60# since my heaviest, not since being here on MFP, thus the ticker not reflecting it. LOL didn't want you guys to think i lost my mind along with the elephant wang. :laugh:
  • qwho
    qwho Posts: 157
    I am such a =^..^= lover I cannot believe I am saying this, byt I lost my cat!
    11 lbs! woohoo!
  • PaisleyLotus
    PaisleyLotus Posts: 60 Member
    Too funny! AND educational! :bigsmile:
  • baker_c
    baker_c Posts: 251 Member
    I've lost a human brain and now on my way to losing an automobile tire.
  • maggiemay20
    maggiemay20 Posts: 17
    a human head
  • 80sfiend
    80sfiend Posts: 4
    I guess I've lost the amount of chemical additives an American consumes each year! Kinda crazy! :D
  • leanmass24
    leanmass24 Posts: 304 Member
    I need to lose a couple elephant penises...lol
  • ceredonia
    ceredonia Posts: 61
    I've almost lost the average housecat!

    Aww, poor kitty! I love my kitty. But he's more like 20lbs--can't wait till I "lose" him! :D:D
  • seventeenlucky77
    seventeenlucky77 Posts: 92 Member
    I've lost an elephant's penis.. lol wonderful!
  • futurerunner
    futurerunner Posts: 169 Member
    Wow...a mid-size microwave...awesome!
  • trikstar
    trikstar Posts: 61
    I would LIKE to lose the World’s Largest Ball of Tape before my sister’s wedding in Nov 2011, but I’ll settle for losing an Irish Setter… <.< I had lost an elephants heart, but gained back a cinder block. :/ For now, I've lost my cat. O.o

    ...I wonder who woke me up this morning then, if it wasn't my cat...?!
  • bekylouisex3
    bekylouisex3 Posts: 242 Member
    I've now lost a bald eagle carrying a guinea pig :laugh:
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    An EXTRA small bale of hay!
  • JennS19
    JennS19 Posts: 642 Member
    I've lost the chemical additives an American consumes each year (10 pounds)
  • candlegal
    candlegal Posts: 220 Member
    That is great! I wish I knew how to save it to a file or something. You are too funny!!!
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
    about 95% of Arnold S
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
    That is great! I wish I knew how to save it to a file or something. You are too funny!!!
    How about if you copy and paste it to a Word Document and save it and label it and you can share it or save it simply for you. :) If you need help knowing how to do that, one of us will be glad to help :) Or you're welcome to PM me candlegal:flowerforyou:
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
    I've lost an elephant's penis.. lol wonderful!
    ::::giggle:::::
  • BellaCoconut
    BellaCoconut Posts: 87
    I've lost an average human brain....creepy!:laugh:
  • Mesmereyes
    Mesmereyes Posts: 83 Member
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  • susan7047
    susan7047 Posts: 16
    Love this! What a fun motivator!! My first goal was to lose the baby weight I gained before my daugther's first birthday. I am SO close and I still have 3 weeks. As of today, I have lost a little over 9lbs. There was no item listed for 9lbs but ironically my little love bug weighed just over 9lbs (9lbs 8.3oz) when she was born. So, I have lost my daughter and couldn't be happier!!
  • BellaCoconut
    BellaCoconut Posts: 87
    I couldn't resist keeping this thread active, I have lost 4 hamsters so far and aiming to lose a chihuahua by the end of sept!:laugh:
  • Holton
    Holton Posts: 1,018
    For me losing 44 pounds meant I had lost a kindergartner, as that is how much my friend's 5 year old weighs! Fun post!
  • alantin
    alantin Posts: 621 Member
    LoL
    I've lost the amount of pizza an average American eats in a year.. :laugh:
  • mkpeacock
    mkpeacock Posts: 99
    I've lost a sperm whale’s brain.....
  • vonnegut2767
    vonnegut2767 Posts: 22
    ...never thought I'd type this....

    I'm closing in on an elephant's penis.
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    this rocks!
  • coffeegirl1998
    coffeegirl1998 Posts: 116 Member
    ha ha this is awesome! I have lost a 2yr old and their pet Chihuahua !!! Love it! Thanks for this!
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