Hooking up using MFP

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  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
    I know where my MFP people live , I know where they work, where they eat. Seriously, they really do get defensive when you are in their bedrooms and you try to arrange a date, and they just don't wanna know, they're all about the police blah blah
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I know where my MFP people live , I know where they work, where they eat. Seriously, they really do get defensive when you are in their bedrooms and you try to arrange a date, and they just don't wanna know, they're all about the police blah blah

    you think that's bad?

    don't even let them catch you creeping around in their bushes at night with night vision goggles. there is no reasoning with them when that happens. all you can do is run.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I know where my MFP people live , I know where they work, where they eat. Seriously, they really do get defensive when you are in their bedrooms and you try to arrange a date, and they just don't wanna know, they're all about the police blah blah

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    It isn't exactly the least obvious thing going on.

    You don't point out obvious things, either. You're just supposed to be in on it and remain silent or play along. Now the whole thing's ruined, thanks.

    If you want, I'll send you junk pics?

    Oi! You never once offered those to me! :grumble: :angry:

    +1

    I have offered to you at least twice! Liar!
  • LiftBigtoGetFit
    LiftBigtoGetFit Posts: 3,399 Member
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  • LiftBigtoGetFit
    LiftBigtoGetFit Posts: 3,399 Member
    Should go to bar like all the other great pick up artist...

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  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    So much win in this thread.
    Says the girl in a house full of cats
  • RubbaDubRob
    RubbaDubRob Posts: 7
    OOOOOOO nice a whole house full of *****!!! Now that is hot!!!!
  • ironmonkeystyle
    ironmonkeystyle Posts: 834 Member
    Step 1: Ask the ladies to help you load heavy furniture into your van.
    Step 2: Cut a hole in the box. (what?....)

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    So....ladies....
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
    So....ladies....

    :huh:
  • WisiPls
    WisiPls Posts: 359
    I'm 100% down for this idea.

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  • Addis_Daddy12
    Addis_Daddy12 Posts: 548 Member
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  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    I don't know whether to feel disgusted or empowered by this thread. . . .
  • Tricepticon
    Tricepticon Posts: 7
    Its just one of those things that you laugh at, but you know your going to hell for it.
  • TitzMcGeez
    TitzMcGeez Posts: 104
    so. much. win. in this thread, I'm literally crying laughing reading it all...
  • babyshme
    babyshme Posts: 310 Member
    I laughed so hard at this. I ended up waking my husband up.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I know where my MFP people live , I know where they work, where they eat. Seriously, they really do get defensive when you are in their bedrooms and you try to arrange a date, and they just don't wanna know, they're all about the police blah blah
    This is true. She locked me in her basement. I finally escaped, but all the lotion I had to put on the skin... I'd rather have the hose again.

    OP, this is what happens when people meet on MFP. Run away, man. Run.
  • Addis_Daddy12
    Addis_Daddy12 Posts: 548 Member
    How did I know Kitteh was going to finally land on this thread?
  • Tigermum9
    Tigermum9 Posts: 546 Member
    wow mfp, how romantic lol
  • beautifulwarrior18
    beautifulwarrior18 Posts: 914 Member
    It isn't exactly the least obvious thing going on.

    You don't point out obvious things, either. You're just supposed to be in on it and remain silent or play along. Now the whole thing's ruined, thanks.

    If you want, I'll send you junk pics?

    We have the same kind of junk and I can look at it in person whenever I feel like it, but go ahead if that floats your goat. I'm not so homophobic that I won't look at some dude junk pics

    Floats you goat? I t hought it was floats your boat... bahahahahaha
  • slimster1970
    slimster1970 Posts: 65 Member
    I've hooked up with loads of like minded people here who want to be fitter, whether through weight loss or simply toning.
    It's great to have new friends who are interested in motivation and helping each other and I had a look at my friend list (kept deliberately short) they range from a 19yr old lady to a 65yr old man with all shapes, sizes and locations in between. In common they have all helped me improve myself. I'm guessing that's not the kind of hooking up the OP meant though :-)
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
    I know where my MFP people live , I know where they work, where they eat. Seriously, they really do get defensive when you are in their bedrooms and you try to arrange a date, and they just don't wanna know, they're all about the police blah blah
    This is true. She locked me in her basement. I finally escaped, but all the lotion I had to put on the skin... I'd rather have the hose again.

    OP, this is what happens when people meet on MFP. Run away, man. Run.
    Yeah well you were a naughty kitteh
  • candifeola
    candifeola Posts: 305 Member
    I had a legitimate answer and then read thee rest of this thread soooooooo.......pass
  • gogojodee
    gogojodee Posts: 1,243 Member
    This is a fitness site meant for fitness related activities only

    Wanna do some cardio?

    lol I LOL'd.
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I had a legitimate answer and then read thee rest of this thread soooooooo.......pass

    But now I'm curious. :(
  • d4ley1
    d4ley1 Posts: 73
    plenty of fish is the site for that
  • brittyandian
    brittyandian Posts: 241 Member
    FUNNIEST THREAD IVE EVER READ!
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    FUNNIEST THREAD IVE EVER READ!

    if u think thats funny wait till u see my ...

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