Are you DTF me?

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  • TPD1980
    TPD1980 Posts: 5 Member
    I thought it was funny. Friend request on the way :)
  • As long as you're willing to put out








    put out some detailed food logging, that is
  • Momma_Grizz
    Momma_Grizz Posts: 294 Member
    smh....

    Okay so I'm 18...
    maybe my sense of humor is a little too young for MFP...
    aaaaaaawwkwardd...

    no, it's not that... juvenile humor thrives here.

    it's that we all know what's coming... your age, your thread title, and your post mean that you are going to get deluged with FRs from creepy guys (some more than twice your age) and we just hope you're able to traverse that minefield successfully.

    there are lots of creeps and pervs on here. my theory is that they find this site to be easier pickings for their perviness than an online dating site where women have more of a guard up.

    Wait a sec.. creeps and pervs on a weight loss site? That doesn't sound right. Aren't we all here for the same reason?

    You will find Pedophilers, creepers, perverts are the least of your worries honestly. This is just like any other social networking site. Stay safe. Know who to interact with and make quality friends.

    And why the hell do I keep coming off like a damn parent to people today...?

    Aw we lurv you Taunto :heart: Seriously.....we do! :flowerforyou:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    smh....

    Okay so I'm 18...
    maybe my sense of humor is a little too young for MFP...
    aaaaaaawwkwardd...

    no, it's not that... juvenile humor thrives here.

    it's that we all know what's coming... your age, your thread title, and your post mean that you are going to get deluged with FRs from creepy guys (some more than twice your age) and we just hope you're able to traverse that minefield successfully.

    there are lots of creeps and pervs on here. my theory is that they find this site to be easier pickings for their perviness than an online dating site where women have more of a guard up.

    Wait a sec.. creeps and pervs on a weight loss site? That doesn't sound right. Aren't we all here for the same reason?

    In for the PERVS post! :laugh:

    How YOU DOIN...

    SEE? Brings em out every time! :laugh: :wink:

    NP THE FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT....

    Truth is, i am here most of the day. ..
  • ellebrosseau
    ellebrosseau Posts: 103 Member
    As long as you're willing to put out








    put out some detailed food logging, that is

    Hahahahahaha! How about I put out.....








    a detailed exercise plan while I'm at it?
  • ellebrosseau
    ellebrosseau Posts: 103 Member
    smh....

    Okay so I'm 18...
    maybe my sense of humor is a little too young for MFP...
    aaaaaaawwkwardd...

    no, it's not that... juvenile humor thrives here.

    it's that we all know what's coming... your age, your thread title, and your post mean that you are going to get deluged with FRs from creepy guys (some more than twice your age) and we just hope you're able to traverse that minefield successfully.

    there are lots of creeps and pervs on here. my theory is that they find this site to be easier pickings for their perviness than an online dating site where women have more of a guard up.

    Wait a sec.. creeps and pervs on a weight loss site? That doesn't sound right. Aren't we all here for the same reason?

    In for the PERVS post! :laugh:

    How YOU DOIN...

    SEE? Brings em out every time! :laugh: :wink:

    NP THE FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT....

    Truth is, i am here most of the day. ..

    Well they say honesty is the best policy, and acceptance is the first step.... :P :)
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    smh....

    Okay so I'm 18...
    maybe my sense of humor is a little too young for MFP...
    aaaaaaawwkwardd...

    no, it's not that... juvenile humor thrives here.

    it's that we all know what's coming... your age, your thread title, and your post mean that you are going to get deluged with FRs from creepy guys (some more than twice your age) and we just hope you're able to traverse that minefield successfully.

    there are lots of creeps and pervs on here. my theory is that they find this site to be easier pickings for their perviness than an online dating site where women have more of a guard up.

    Wait a sec.. creeps and pervs on a weight loss site? That doesn't sound right. Aren't we all here for the same reason?

    I'm here for hot chicks and cauliflower recipes.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    smh....

    Okay so I'm 18...
    maybe my sense of humor is a little too young for MFP...
    aaaaaaawwkwardd...

    no, it's not that... juvenile humor thrives here.

    it's that we all know what's coming... your age, your thread title, and your post mean that you are going to get deluged with FRs from creepy guys (some more than twice your age) and we just hope you're able to traverse that minefield successfully.

    there are lots of creeps and pervs on here. my theory is that they find this site to be easier pickings for their perviness than an online dating site where women have more of a guard up.

    Wait a sec.. creeps and pervs on a weight loss site? That doesn't sound right. Aren't we all here for the same reason?

    I'm here for hot chicks and cauliflower recipes.

    Me too...well not so much for the cauliflower recipes....
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    smh....

    Okay so I'm 18...
    maybe my sense of humor is a little too young for MFP...
    aaaaaaawwkwardd...

    no, it's not that... juvenile humor thrives here.

    it's that we all know what's coming... your age, your thread title, and your post mean that you are going to get deluged with FRs from creepy guys (some more than twice your age) and we just hope you're able to traverse that minefield successfully.

    there are lots of creeps and pervs on here. my theory is that they find this site to be easier pickings for their perviness than an online dating site where women have more of a guard up.

    Wait a sec.. creeps and pervs on a weight loss site? That doesn't sound right. Aren't we all here for the same reason?

    I'm here for hot chicks and cauliflower recipes.

    Me too...well not so much for the cauliflower recipes....

    Don't knock the pasty white jack-of-all foods.

    I made a cauliflower brown betty the other night that totally killed it.







    My family that is.

    RIP

    OP, if you can handle the complete destruction of soul that is the CCF&G section, then....:flowerforyou: Welcome!
  • ellebrosseau
    ellebrosseau Posts: 103 Member
    smh....

    Okay so I'm 18...
    maybe my sense of humor is a little too young for MFP...
    aaaaaaawwkwardd...

    no, it's not that... juvenile humor thrives here.

    it's that we all know what's coming... your age, your thread title, and your post mean that you are going to get deluged with FRs from creepy guys (some more than twice your age) and we just hope you're able to traverse that minefield successfully.

    there are lots of creeps and pervs on here. my theory is that they find this site to be easier pickings for their perviness than an online dating site where women have more of a guard up.

    Wait a sec.. creeps and pervs on a weight loss site? That doesn't sound right. Aren't we all here for the same reason?

    I'm here for hot chicks and cauliflower recipes.

    Me too...well not so much for the cauliflower recipes....

    Don't knock the pasty white jack-of-all foods.

    I made a cauliflower brown betty the other night that totally killed it.







    My family that is.

    RIP

    OP, if you can handle the complete destruction of soul that is the CCF&G section, then....:flowerforyou: Welcome!

    Never tried cauliflower...
    ...never will try cauliflower.

    And handle it? I FEEL LIKE I BELONG, MAN. LIKE I BELONG.

    At least y'all are fun. :)
  • MsEndomorph
    MsEndomorph Posts: 604 Member
    As long as you're willing to put out








    put out some detailed food logging, that is

    Hahahahahaha! How about I put out.....








    a detailed exercise plan while I'm at it?

    :noway:

    Then they ask for photos of your squat.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    As long as you're willing to put out








    put out some detailed food logging, that is

    Hahahahahaha! How about I put out.....








    a detailed exercise plan while I'm at it?

    :noway:

    Then they ask for photos of your squat.

    Umm..i take my roll of suppoter very serious and squat form is important..
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    As long as you're willing to put out








    put out some detailed food logging, that is

    Hahahahahaha! How about I put out.....








    a detailed exercise plan while I'm at it?

    :noway:

    Then they ask for photos of your squat.

    Umm..i take my roll of suppoter very serious and squat form is important..

    forget the squat. It's all about the snatch
  • ellebrosseau
    ellebrosseau Posts: 103 Member
    As long as you're willing to put out








    put out some detailed food logging, that is

    Hahahahahaha! How about I put out.....








    a detailed exercise plan while I'm at it?

    :noway:

    Then they ask for photos of your squat.

    Well I guess it's a good thing I don't know how to put pictures on posts then! ...except I really wanted to show you a picture of my cat... whose name is Squat :(
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    As long as you're willing to put out








    put out some detailed food logging, that is

    Hahahahahaha! How about I put out.....








    a detailed exercise plan while I'm at it?

    :noway:

    Then they ask for photos of your squat.

    Umm..i take my roll of suppoter very serious and squat form is important..

    forget the squat. It's all about the snatch

    form and technique is equally important
  • MrJimmies
    MrJimmies Posts: 113
    Op I saw tittle came in and saw pic and thought "oh yeah Id fck her" then looked at what you wrote and got disappointed, now why you do this to me?
  • ellebrosseau
    ellebrosseau Posts: 103 Member
    As long as you're willing to put out








    put out some detailed food logging, that is

    Hahahahahaha! How about I put out.....








    a detailed exercise plan while I'm at it?

    :noway:

    Then they ask for photos of your squat.

    Umm..i take my roll of suppoter very serious and squat form is important..

    forget the squat. It's all about the snatch

    I know how to handle whatever comes my way;)
  • ellebrosseau
    ellebrosseau Posts: 103 Member
    Op I saw tittle came in and saw pic and thought "oh yeah Id fck her" then looked at what you wrote and got disappointed, now why you do this to me?

    Caught your attention, didn't I? :P
  • MrJimmies
    MrJimmies Posts: 113
    Op I saw tittle came in and saw pic and thought "oh yeah Id fck her" then looked at what you wrote and got disappointed, now why you do this to me?

    Caught your attention, didn't I? :P

    Yeah but losing it fast :S
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    As long as you're willing to put out








    put out some detailed food logging, that is

    Hahahahahaha! How about I put out.....








    a detailed exercise plan while I'm at it?

    :noway:

    Then they ask for photos of your squat.

    Umm..i take my roll of suppoter very serious and squat form is important..

    forget the squat. It's all about the snatch

    I know how to handle whatever comes my way;)

    No seriously.

    The answer to the goals you list in your profile?

    Squat, Snatch, Deadlift, Bench and Press.
  • ellebrosseau
    ellebrosseau Posts: 103 Member
    Op I saw tittle came in and saw pic and thought "oh yeah Id fck her" then looked at what you wrote and got disappointed, now why you do this to me?

    Caught your attention, didn't I? :P

    Yeah but losing it fast :S

    Well I can't please everyone, can I..
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    As long as you're willing to put out








    put out some detailed food logging, that is

    Hahahahahaha! How about I put out.....








    a detailed exercise plan while I'm at it?

    :noway:

    Then they ask for photos of your squat.

    Umm..i take my roll of suppoter very serious and squat form is important..

    forget the squat. It's all about the snatch

    I know how to handle whatever comes my way;)

    No seriously.

    The answer to the goals you list in your profile?

    Squat, Snatch, Deadlift, Bench and Press.

    Easy now...she may make sammiches after pressing the shirts,...
  • britttttx3
    britttttx3 Posts: 458
    *face palm*
  • ellebrosseau
    ellebrosseau Posts: 103 Member
    As long as you're willing to put out








    put out some detailed food logging, that is

    Hahahahahaha! How about I put out.....








    a detailed exercise plan while I'm at it?

    :noway:

    Then they ask for photos of your squat.

    Umm..i take my roll of suppoter very serious and squat form is important..

    forget the squat. It's all about the snatch

    I know how to handle whatever comes my way;)

    No seriously.

    The answer to the goals you list in your profile?

    Squat, Snatch, Deadlift, Bench and Press.

    I do a little bit of strength training. For some reason I just can't get super into it. It's discouraging being the weakling that I am!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member

    Umm..i take my roll of suppoter very serious and squat form is important..

    forget the squat. It's all about the snatch

    I know how to handle whatever comes my way;)

    No seriously.

    The answer to the goals you list in your profile?

    Squat, Snatch, Deadlift, Bench and Press.

    I do a little bit of strength training. For some reason I just can't get super into it. It's discouraging being the weakling that I am!

    All the more reason to do it, little missy :wink:
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    As long as you're willing to put out








    put out some detailed food logging, that is

    Hahahahahaha! How about I put out.....








    a detailed exercise plan while I'm at it?

    :noway:

    Then they ask for photos of your squat.

    Umm..i take my roll of suppoter very serious and squat form is important..

    forget the squat. It's all about the snatch

    I know how to handle whatever comes my way;)

    No seriously.

    The answer to the goals you list in your profile?

    Squat, Snatch, Deadlift, Bench and Press.

    Easy now...she may make sammiches after pressing the shirts,...

    Now you have me fantasizing . . . ummmmm sammiches . . .
  • ritchiedrama
    ritchiedrama Posts: 1,304 Member
    Well, this is interesting.
  • ellebrosseau
    ellebrosseau Posts: 103 Member

    Umm..i take my roll of suppoter very serious and squat form is important..

    forget the squat. It's all about the snatch

    I know how to handle whatever comes my way;)

    No seriously.

    The answer to the goals you list in your profile?

    Squat, Snatch, Deadlift, Bench and Press.

    I do a little bit of strength training. For some reason I just can't get super into it. It's discouraging being the weakling that I am!

    All the more reason to do it, little missy :wink:

    I practically die when I have to fill and carry five gallon water buckets for the horses. I'm pretty sure strength is just not a part of my equation! Plus.. I tend to really hurt afterwards. I don't know enough about strength training to do it safely.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member

    Umm..i take my roll of suppoter very serious and squat form is important..

    forget the squat. It's all about the snatch

    I know how to handle whatever comes my way;)

    No seriously.

    The answer to the goals you list in your profile?

    Squat, Snatch, Deadlift, Bench and Press.

    I do a little bit of strength training. For some reason I just can't get super into it. It's discouraging being the weakling that I am!

    All the more reason to do it, little missy :wink:

    I practically die when I have to fill and carry five gallon water buckets for the horses. I'm pretty sure strength is just not a part of my equation! Plus.. I tend to really hurt afterwards. I don't know enough about strength training to do it safely.

    It's something new and can be learned. The pain is from DOMS and will go away if you keep at it.
  • MsEndomorph
    MsEndomorph Posts: 604 Member
    As long as you're willing to put out








    put out some detailed food logging, that is

    Hahahahahaha! How about I put out.....








    a detailed exercise plan while I'm at it?

    :noway:

    Then they ask for photos of your squat.

    Well I guess it's a good thing I don't know how to put pictures on posts then! ...except I really wanted to show you a picture of my cat... whose name is Squat :(

    Now you have MYattention!

    creepster.gif