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  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never start a thread where the image is more interesting than the text."

    Ha, ha! Ha, ha!

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    I was really hoping this would turn into an epic gif thread full of bright rays of sunshine, and unicorns farting pixie dust and such.

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  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    I WIN!

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    I pooped a hammer. I think I win.

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Seems appropriate:

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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Here I am, inquire away!!!!!

    In. For both of you.

    YES!!! I have mighty fine plans for BOTH of you!!! They may (or may not) include the removal of the said dress in my avatar! :tongue:
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    well i had a great frickin day too!,.,,, i ran for a hour, i roller bladed and i cycled.
    so i think i am doing better then you./
    then i went kite boarding.
    fun.
    now its hot as hell
    time to swim.

    I ran for *an* hour
    Doing better *than* you
    Now *it's* hot as Hell

    Sorry, had to rain on your parade a bit.
  • kmorales_4
    kmorales_4 Posts: 208 Member
    This is by far the funniest MFP post EVER. Thanks for the laugh guys.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Here I am, inquire away!!!!!

    In. For both of you.

    YES!!! I have mighty fine plans for BOTH of you!!! They may (or may not) include the removal of the said dress in my avatar! :tongue:

    In for watching!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Here I am, inquire away!!!!!

    In. For both of you.

    YES!!! I have mighty fine plans for BOTH of you!!! They may (or may not) include the removal of the said dress in my avatar! :tongue:

    Can we all take turns wearing it? :bigsmile:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    In fact, I have absolutely nothing to complain about today, and thought I would share.

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  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Here I am, inquire away!!!!!

    In. For both of you.

    YES!!! I have mighty fine plans for BOTH of you!!! They may (or may not) include the removal of the said dress in my avatar! :tongue:

    In for watching!

    I might let you do more than watch...with the girls' permission of course!
  • bethgames
    bethgames Posts: 534 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Come on a first date with me, and you can see it!

    If I came on a first date with you, there would definitely be a second. :love: :love: :blushing: :blushing:
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Here I am, inquire away!!!!!

    In. For both of you.

    YES!!! I have mighty fine plans for BOTH of you!!! They may (or may not) include the removal of the said dress in my avatar! :tongue:

    Can we all take turns wearing it? :bigsmile:

    Well, YEAH!!! I would say it's a requirement!!!!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Here I am, inquire away!!!!!

    In. For both of you.

    YES!!! I have mighty fine plans for BOTH of you!!! They may (or may not) include the removal of the said dress in my avatar! :tongue:

    In for watching!

    I might let you do more than watch...with the girls' permission of course!

    I'm sure they're ok with that. They are with me anyway.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Here I am, inquire away!!!!!

    In. For both of you.

    YES!!! I have mighty fine plans for BOTH of you!!! They may (or may not) include the removal of the said dress in my avatar! :tongue:

    Can we all take turns wearing it? :bigsmile:

    Well, YEAH!!! I would say it's a requirement!!!!

    Even me?
  • sandy_gee
    sandy_gee Posts: 372 Member
    LET'S HAVE BABIES. :flowerforyou:

    Sandy, I tell you you are sexy all the time, but let's not go rushing into things here.

    Practice? :smooched:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Come on a first date with me, and you can see it!

    If I came on a first date with you, there would definitely be a second. :love: :love: :blushing: :blushing:

    Bethie. I would make sure you got there first!
  • sandy_gee
    sandy_gee Posts: 372 Member
    In fact, I have absolutely nothing to complain about today, and thought I would share.

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    AN*
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    LET'S HAVE BABIES. :flowerforyou:

    Sandy, I tell you you are sexy all the time, but let's not go rushing into things here.

    Practice? :smooched:

    I'm good with that. Lot's of practice.
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
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    I'm happy we're friends! :bigsmile:

    Now about that sharing.....I could get into that :blushing:

    ETA: Also, I think I love the person who posted the minions - thank you!
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Here I am, inquire away!!!!!

    In. For both of you.

    YES!!! I have mighty fine plans for BOTH of you!!! They may (or may not) include the removal of the said dress in my avatar! :tongue:
    I'm in only if I can take the dress off...:love:
    and Kev sure you can wear it
  • Ginja_Ninja6
    Ginja_Ninja6 Posts: 12 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Come on a first date with me, and you can see it!

    Sorry, but you are all mine, doll face! :)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    In fact, I have absolutely nothing to complain about today, and thought I would share.

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    AN*


    Imma Apple.
  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Come on a first date with me, and you can see it!

    Sorry, but you are all mine, doll face! :)

    Aww. :blushing: I love you too Jen!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I need to go back and check out what all the red Xs are when I am at home.
  • teeduran
    teeduran Posts: 54 Member
    I like it makes the reads better to look at need some uppers :)
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I was really hoping this would turn into an epic gif thread full of bright rays of sunshine, and unicorns farting pixie dust and such.

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    For the sake of awesomeness, I give you Capt. Kirk & Spock riding a friggin' narwhal:


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