Things you can tell your food but not your date.
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My mom's is better...0
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It all looks so good I just want to put it all in my mouth at once
You wouldn't tell your date that?
I wouldn't want to look greedy... or desperate. Also...I heard teeth hurt.0 -
I like the desperate ones. They get a second date.
And a little teeth never hurt anyone.0 -
"This could use some sriracha."
"I love that seared crust!"
"It is a little tough to chew."
Hahahah!!0 -
"I didn't order extra cheese."0
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You'd go well with some fava beans and a nice chianti.0
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I love it covered in batter and deep-fried0
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Hmmmm I'm going to need to be really drunk first...0
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Your sauce is lumpy.0
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It's too rich for me.0
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I've been known to say "Dirty, sexy bacon."
does that count? I don't think I could talk dirty to anyone (not even hubs. It just sounds so lame).
"Pie. It fills the cracks of the heart. Go away pain..." -- Paul Blart: Mall Cop0 -
If you don't let me eat you... I'll stab you with this fork.0
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If you don't let me eat you... I'll stab you with this fork.
We will be dining with plastic utensils0 -
Ewwwww! There's a hair in it.0
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I'm down with finger food lol0
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That sausage is so small. Can I get a bigger one? Or maybe just have two?
Ok, definitely made me laugh!0 -
My mom's is better...
LMAO at this0
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