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Things you can tell your food but not your date.
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Your sauce is lumpy.0
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It's too rich for me.0
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I've been known to say "Dirty, sexy bacon."
does that count? I don't think I could talk dirty to anyone (not even hubs. It just sounds so lame).
"Pie. It fills the cracks of the heart. Go away pain..." -- Paul Blart: Mall Cop0 -
If you don't let me eat you... I'll stab you with this fork.0
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If you don't let me eat you... I'll stab you with this fork.
We will be dining with plastic utensils
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Ewwwww! There's a hair in it.0
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I'm down with finger food lol0
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That sausage is so small. Can I get a bigger one? Or maybe just have two?
Ok, definitely made me laugh!0 -
My mom's is better...
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"I can't believe you want me to eat all of that..."0
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I like BIG meat. You can keep your 3oz'er.0
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Is it suppose to be that color? 0
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I'm going to poke you with a fork and see if your juices run clear.0
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Let me get that plastic bag out of your *kitten*.0
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I'm going to shove stuffing up your *kitten* and tie your legs together.0
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I think I'll heat you in oil until you pop.0
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My mom's is better...
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Hey....can I eat peas off of you?
Seriously, I've tried that and everyone gets weirded out by it :sad: IT'S JUST FOOD PEOPLE!!!!0 -
I'm going to poke you with a fork and see if your juices run clear.
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You're too brown. I'm gonna scrape that off with a butter knife.
You're TOO hot0
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