Things you can tell your food but not your date.

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I've been known to say "Dirty, sexy bacon."
does that count? I don't think I could talk dirty to anyone (not even hubs. It just sounds so lame).

"Pie. It fills the cracks of the heart. Go away pain..." -- Paul Blart: Mall Cop

I'm down with finger food lol

My mom's is better...

LMAO at this

"I can't believe you want me to eat all of that..."

Is it suppose to be that color?

Let me get that plastic bag out of your *kitten*.

I think I'll heat you in oil until you pop.

Hey....can I eat peas off of you?

Seriously, I've tried that and everyone gets weirded out by it :sad: IT'S JUST FOOD PEOPLE!!!!

You're too brown. I'm gonna scrape that off with a butter knife.

You're TOO hot