What offends you?

Not getting political on here , as in whether Bush or Obama were/are good or bad, but if you defended Bush for something or even praised him for it and than attack Obama on the same thing. Or vice versa, that offends me. I have no time for people that scream and rage against someone and have no idea why they are even mad beyond the reason that they where told the person is bad. I have had people say "just like a liberal to do x, y, and z." And I think wait a minute I was mad as a liberal about that same crap under Bush, which means I'm not happy about it now, so nope that's not a liberal belief that's a politics is messed up problem.. Or something that wasn't a big deal is suddenly a big deal. I'm glad people feel more active in politics these days but the problem is most people on either side don't seem to be trying that hard to really pay attention and learn beyond what is feed to them. Don't get fed something and think your suddenly an expert. Both sides do it. And it offends me. And usually every time someone says read the constitution they follow up with an idea that doesn't support the fact they really have read it themselves. There was a time both parties had liberals and conservatives and you could relate to the good points of each party via their moderate candidates, but since people have gone all hyper party crazy they think their party pees magic milk of strength and the other party pees poisoned goat urine. Every time someone says something stupid about politics, than I reply with a fact that kills their argument and their reply to that is, "I don't want to talk politics" I want to scream than why did you bring it up. Oh wait you just didn't want to be corrected. Case in point 2 weeks ago talking to a person who is from another country and married to an American but she doesn't want to gain citizen status so she can hold on to her home land in that one way. Some goes what does that mean. She replies, I can't vote, can't do jury duty. And someone says Cant be president, oh wait never mind I guess we have a president who isn't really an American I guess you can too. My reply was to remind the person that if Obama was born in Kenya it he would of still been able to claim citizenship through the fact he was born from his mother who was an American citizen. Why lie if the alternative ends the same way. Either way, born in Kenya or Hawaii he would be an American citizen. And I got I don't talk politics as the reply.
That offended me because they keep bringing it up again and again, and yet they don't listen to reason. I hate certain politicians because of their actions but I don't shut myself off from learning more about the process of what they are doing. I don't understand how some people claim to know so much yet are always talking never listening. How can you learn if you never listen

Those that opposed/protested the Iraq war, but are hypocritically quiet about the Syria shenanigans.

Those people should just be slapped in the face until they go to sleep for a while.

The ones that are even worse are the ones saying things like... Oh, this is a different Al Qaeda from the ones that took down the towers. Right, these guys give out cookies and virgins.

The Syria thing is different because of the weapons of mass destruction. Sadam didn't have any, Syria is using them. I also supported an attack against sadam when when Bush Sr rallied against Sadam for using chemical weapons on the Kurds. The problem most liberals had with Bush Jr and his war was the misguided attacks. 9/11 happens and they attack a country that had no relation to it. Than we got the weapons of mass destruction bit and there were none. The difference is we have youtube videos proving Syria not only has them but used them. That said I am torn whether attacking Syria is a good idea. I fear more bad than good can come from it. But war is always a hard decision like that. It is easy to blast a war or praise after the hindsight has set in. If recent history has showed war comes at a huge price. No matter how justified it is, the price must be weighed

Bad kerning. Having to deal with people severely afflicted by the Dunning-Kruger effect. Unsolicited advice on how to appeal to the opposite sex, as if I'd have anything to gain by attracting someone who wasn't interested by what I'm actually like.

your mom.

judging people that WANT to be fit and healthy

bad customer service, people are so rude these days.

Definately bad customer service. +1
I also hate licorice (I can't even spell it)
People who get self esteem off of putting others down
Cheating during a serious relationship
Racism

the list can go on

Now, a bunny.

I'm offended by OUTRAGEOUSLY cute bunnies. Ok, not really. I just wanted to join everyone in being offended and right at this moment nothing new is pissing me off.

Religious people (the "preachy" ones especially).
Small minded people.
Racists.
Homophobes.
Justin Bieber.
Rude people.
People who start their sentence with "no offence but...."
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People who don't use their signals. Use your freaking signals before getting in front of me. And, if you're going to turn and not go straight past me, I'd like to know so that I won't waste my time sitting here. Major eye roll when some idiot decides to turn before me after I've been waiting for him to drive past me! Idiot! :explode:

People who ask where I live or other personal questions. None of your freaking business. I've never initiated a conversation with you. Why are you asking me personal questions????!!

People who keep talking to me after I tell them that I'm a loner, or people who say that they're going to get me out of my shell. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't think that there was anything wrong with not talking someone's head off all day and not wanting to talk to people about their lives."

Rude behavior in public settings (cursing, yelling, PDA) Just act like a freaking civilized human being in public!

Singing in public. Really?

Annoying employees from banks in grocery stores asking you to sign up for their service. Random people who try to sell you their own stuff in grocery stores. Get a real job!

Gossip! I can not STAND people who talk about others, even if they're not talking about me. It just says so much about you as a person.

Liars. Ugh. Why why why? They either lie about what they have (like I give AF!!!!!) or they lie to get themselves out of trouble, which means that they are automatically shifting the blame to someone else! These people also have a problem with admitting that they're wrong. They make very difficult coworkers because they're always right and you're always wrong. There's no point in wasting your time trying to break something down for them, because their instinct is to make up some ridiculous and illogical answer. OMG.

People who block the entire parking lot row thingy when they're waiting for someone to back out. So, while the person is getting situated in their car, you have to just sit there bc the idiot took up the entire row.

Grocery store clerks who lick their fingers to open your plastic bag. Ughhhh. First off, think about what you're licking! Second, I do NOT want your spit on my bag or my groceries. This is why I use self-checkout as much as possible.

People who don't keep their dog on a leash when they're outside. Let me get bit!

A lot of stuff offends and annoys me. Thanks for starting this. I will use it often in lieu of going off on ppl IRL.

ETA: Liberal people who try to push their beliefs on me or who say negative things about Republicans. When they do this, they have no idea what my beliefs are because I know better than to talk politics with random people and I don't like to offend people and wouldn't want someone doing anything like that to me. Do me a favor and keep your comments about politics to yourself!

People who think that they have the right to say whatever they want to people because they're being honest. No, you're just being rude and don't have the common sense to know that you should keep certain comments to yourself. Nothing to do with honesty.

ETA: So-called religious people who are clearly hypocritical, especially the ones who say that their God will forgive them for what they're going to do. WHAT??? If you know that what you're about to do is against your religion, why would you do it? If you're in a relationship w someone and you know that she'll forgive you for cheating, even though she'd prefer that you didn't, do you think that cheating is still okay??? I've never understood that whole, "God, forgive me" crap. Hypocrites.

People who don't vote, but have an opinion. STFU.

I'm offended by the professionally offended. You know the sort; the ones that go out of their way to claim offence when none was intended, notr any could be found by a reasonable or sane person.

Stephen Fry puts it well:

Judgmental people. I don't push my lifestyle, beliefs, or apparently low/loose morals on others. i just ask for the same respect in turn.

People who break the spine of a book. It RUINS the book, people!! Stop doing it!!

When my husband leaves ALL the cupboard doors and drawers open when he cooks. But I keep my mouth shut because he's cooking...and damn, he's an amazing chef!

Other than that, it's really hard to offend me...

vile common people
people who wear caps inside
people who spit
people who swear in front of children
people who don't wash or use deodorant
People who I don't agree with....obvs

Arrogance
People who abuse children/women/others verbally of physically.
People who put themselves above everything else.

lack of empathy. how do you make the world a better place when the common flaw of humanity is to not give a *kitten* about other humans?

I like you.

Twerking