Why I'm thankful I'm fat....

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    ETA: Hope you trolls enjoy your go.

    *This* is why it's important for at least one person to quote OP when it's as debatable/controversial/hypocritical as this one.

    Good point, Jof, because all I can get from this topic is that there is a nude (or rather topless) espresso shop and the "non judgmental" OP is protesting because they are skinny and not loved and attention *kitten*. See, with the original post deleted, I don't believe I can give a fair assessment of the OP's perspective here and I am left to piece things together from the comments.

    I think she also hated bacon, but I'm not sure.

    And puppies. She was definitely anti-puppy.


    And harp seals. Something was in there about clubbing baby seals.


    Although, I never understood how they weren't always carded at the entrance. meh

    Those baby seals sometimes look older at the entrance than they are...very deceptive.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ThickMcRunFast
    ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member
    I think we've all kicked this dead horse long enough. How about posting some meaningful life lesson or other thing you actually got out of being fat?

    I've never been fat...

    ...which I think means I'm supposed to be ashamed of my body and that I have no understanding of other people...

    ...or something like that.

    Also your wife doesn't really love you.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    I'm also on this site because I want to become fat.

    We're all here for the same reason.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I think we've all kicked this dead horse long enough. How about posting some meaningful life lesson or other thing you actually got out of being fat?

    Don't be judgey
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
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  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    Sheesh, MFP is nothing but bullies and trolls....
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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  • FrauHaas2013
    FrauHaas2013 Posts: 615 Member
    I'm not thankful I'm fat, but I'm pretty certain my husband loves me for who I am as a person and obviously not because I'm some kind of trophy wife...yet! He's never known or seen me when I was thin so he has no idea.
  • Mechanikitty
    Mechanikitty Posts: 90 Member
    I want to apply at a bottomless coffee shop.

    But you'd fall through the floor!
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Where are the bullies?
  • ThickMcRunFast
    ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member
    Where are the bullies?

    getting coffee
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Where are the bullies?

    getting coffee
    pumpkin coffee?
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Where are the bullies?

    getting coffee
    pumpkin coffee?

    At the topless coffee shop
  • ThickMcRunFast
    ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member
    Where are the bullies?

    getting coffee
    pumpkin coffee?

    topless pumpkin coffee.
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    Where are the bullies?

    getting coffee
    pumpkin coffee?

    topless pumpkin coffee.

    with a side of bacon.
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    Where are the bullies?

    getting coffee
    pumpkin coffee?

    topless pumpkin coffee.

    Hmm but I want bottomless pumpkin coffee
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Where are the bullies?

    getting coffee
    pumpkin coffee?

    topless pumpkin coffee.

    with a side of bacon.

    And a bacon turkey

    Geekation_bacon_wrapped_turkey1.jpg
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Where are the bullies?

    getting coffee
    pumpkin coffee?

    topless pumpkin coffee.

    with a side of bacon.

    And a bacon turkey

    Geekation_bacon_wrapped_turkey1.jpg

    ^I'd hit that.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Where are the bullies?

    getting coffee
    pumpkin coffee?

    topless pumpkin coffee.

    with a side of bacon.

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  • aliciap412
    aliciap412 Posts: 170 Member
    whew I'm glad that turkey isn't nude. I thought nobody loved it for a minute there
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Where are the bullies?

    getting coffee
    pumpkin coffee?

    topless pumpkin coffee.

    with a side of bacon.

    51N-bnEqUgL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
    srsly... it hurts.:flowerforyou:
  • jackiecamarena
    jackiecamarena Posts: 290 Member
    Booo, original post was deleted.
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    Now, nude turkeys?

    I can definitely see protesting that.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Where are the bullies?

    getting coffee
    pumpkin coffee?

    topless pumpkin coffee.

    with a side of bacon.

    And a bacon turkey

    Geekation_bacon_wrapped_turkey1.jpg

    ^I'd hit that.

    bully
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Now, nude turkeys?

    I can definitely see protesting that.

    :noway: :noway: :grumble: :angry:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Where are the bullies?

    getting coffee
    pumpkin coffee?

    topless pumpkin coffee.

    with a side of bacon.

    And a bacon turkey

    Geekation_bacon_wrapped_turkey1.jpg

    ^I'd hit that.

    bully

    Don't make me call dibs on your bacon again!!!!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Where are the bullies?

    getting coffee
    pumpkin coffee?

    topless pumpkin coffee.

    with a side of bacon.

    And a bacon turkey

    Geekation_bacon_wrapped_turkey1.jpg

    ^I'd hit that.

    bully

    Don't make me call dibs on your bacon again!!!!

    aren't we all here for the same bacon?
  • ThickMcRunFast
    ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member
    whew I'm glad that turkey isn't nude. I thought nobody loved it for a minute there

    Yeah, that turkey isn't just showing it all off like these strumpets

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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    whew I'm glad that turkey isn't nude. I thought nobody loved it for a minute there

    Yeah, that turkey isn't just showing it all off like these strumpets

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    smh that turkey has no pride.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Where are the bullies?

    getting coffee
    pumpkin coffee?

    topless pumpkin coffee.

    with a side of bacon.

    And a bacon turkey

    Geekation_bacon_wrapped_turkey1.jpg

    ^I'd hit that.

    bully

    Don't make me call dibs on your bacon again!!!!

    aren't we all here for the same bacon?

    :laugh:
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