Kale is not healthy and should never be consumed...

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  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    Kale is DELICIOUS.
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    Wasn't it originally intended as a decoration on a plate anyway? .

    I definitely recommend NOT eating kale used as a plate decoration in a restaurant. So germy!!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Wasn't it originally intended as a decoration on a plate anyway? .

    I definitely recommend NOT eating kale used as a plate decoration in a restaurant. So germy!!

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  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
    Wasn't it originally intended as a decoration on a plate anyway? .

    I definitely recommend NOT eating kale used as a plate decoration in a restaurant. So germy!!
    As someone who's worked in many restaurants... you're doing great if only the kale is germy. :tongue:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Coconut oil is really bad for you too....I mean...we're all so deceived! Whole grains...Corn....Kale...

    We're not getting adequate lard into our diets! Now that is the real concern.

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    I'm not a fan of raw kale. Too much chewing. But I do love me some kale chips.
  • Lyerin
    Lyerin Posts: 818 Member
    I kept reading about how it was so awesome as kale chips and "OMG totes better than potato chips!" Eleventy!

    Yeah, no. No to infinity and beyond.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I kept reading about how it was so awesome as kale chips and "OMG totes better than potato chips!" Eleventy!

    Yeah, no. No to infinity and beyond.

    Better than potato chips??? No.
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    Wasn't it originally intended as a decoration on a plate anyway? .

    I definitely recommend NOT eating kale used as a plate decoration in a restaurant. So germy!!
    As someone who's worked in many restaurants... you're doing great if only the kale is germy. :tongue:

    lalalalala Not listening lalalala (going out for dinner tonight)
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    Also Nitrates...

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    I will make exceptions for...

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    and...

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    but not...

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    pretty much this.

    I've tried kale in two forms (chip and raw I think) and it was disgusting- I can't get it- I don't get it. I think the only time I had it and it didn't taste like *kitten* was when it was blended up in a smoothie.

    I'd rather eat bacon. nommy nommy bacon.
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    Kale is used to fatten lizards. I don't want to eat anything that is used to FATTEN something else.
  • stealthq
    stealthq Posts: 4,298 Member
    I think my taste buds are broken, cause it tastes fine to me.

    Try Spirulina in powder form. Like a big ass scoop of it right down the hatch.

    You will be begging for some kale.

    Why ... would you know this!? :noway:

    And kale is a no for me. As is cooked spinach (nasty, slimy, ugh!). Raw is OK, though. And I actually like brussel sprouts - for some reason I find them to be bitter in a good way. Especially when roasted.
  • rsalty
    rsalty Posts: 68 Member
    Wasn't it originally intended as a decoration on a plate anyway?

    I'm not providing evidence so pointing that out or asking for it is futile.

    No... God intended it as an emergency ration during bacon shortages. Fried in the drippings, with extra salt. Picks up the flavor really well. Add leftover mashed potato and a bit of extra butter to get a truly excellent dish.
    When I worked at Wendy's we decorated the salad bar with big leaves of kale. Every night when we broke it down, we would take the kale and toss it into a bucket of ice water. The next morning we would put it back out.

    We kept those same kale leaves the whole time I worked there. Months.

    I don't believe in kale as a food. *shrug* sorry

    There are many things that I don't believe are food when found at Wendy's (or similar establishments). And if they don't serve beer, they have no hope of convincing me. : )
  • emAZn
    emAZn Posts: 413 Member
    Kale along with other leafy greens are all disgusting... Blech...

    My co-workers on the other hand would disagree and eat kale salads drenched in dressing, cheese, and croutons daily.. They'd probably eat effin' kale ice cream if you told them it was healthy.
  • Cherimoose
    Cherimoose Posts: 5,208 Member
    Facts About Kale:

    Rats and mice will not eat kale, even during starvation

    Kale is used to make plastic houseplants

    And shark repellant clothing

    Kale is banned in 7 countries

    Kale was recently found in ancient Egyptian tombs - still green

    Before they used kevlar to make bulletproof vests - they used kale
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
    Coconut oil is really bad for you too....I mean...we're all so deceived! Whole grains...Corn....Kale...

    We're not getting adequate lard into our diets! Now that is the real concern.

    Lard_zpsa57e7b99.jpg

    I'm not a fan of raw kale. Too much chewing. But I do love me some kale chips.

    This picture made me ROFL
  • jmcreynolds91
    jmcreynolds91 Posts: 777 Member
    I happen to love it. hmm
  • harleygroomer
    harleygroomer Posts: 373 Member
    Then you have never had it correctly prepared. Don't knock what you can't cook.
  • crackur
    crackur Posts: 473 Member
    I ate a plate of Kale yesterday.........now I'm fat.
  • cozgrl05
    cozgrl05 Posts: 38 Member
    I feed Kale to my rabbit everyday...hmmm :noway:
  • jetlag
    jetlag Posts: 800 Member
    I literally ate a pound of kale and my legs literally fell off. Literally.

    Don't eat it. My neighbour's cousin's brother-in-law is a doctor and he told me that it causes scabies and makes you fat. Don't eat it.
  • susannamarie
    susannamarie Posts: 2,148 Member
    Do you mean ... if you eat it ... it will kale you?
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Coconut oil is really bad for you too....I mean...we're all so deceived! Whole grains...Corn....Kale...

    We're not getting adequate lard into our diets! Now that is the real concern.

    Lard_zpsa57e7b99.jpg

    I'm not a fan of raw kale. Too much chewing. But I do love me some kale chips.

    This picture made me ROFL

    I'd been waiting for a chance to use it!
  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,170 Member
    hoorah!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    After reading this thread, I can only assume that I am an alien that was abandoned on this planet shortly after birth.

    I love green leafies! Haven't met one yet that I didn't like! Including kale!
  • lucystacy71
    lucystacy71 Posts: 290 Member
    It's evil I tell you. Evil!!!!
  • Cindy311
    Cindy311 Posts: 780 Member
    I always knew that kale was a sketchy green...
  • jodie_t
    jodie_t Posts: 287 Member
    Shredded roasted Kale supposed to be very good, keep meaning to try it.
  • fitmusiclifeviola
    fitmusiclifeviola Posts: 99
    I realize the post is a joke, but I have to say to all the serious folks out there...I have quite a few RAW kale salads that are amazing. Oils and marinades tenderize the kale, and I'm fine not to have to share! Best tasting vegetables & fiber, available year round too. Not that I always want a fiber meal, often some cookies & ice cream is all I need.
  • SDavidson71
    SDavidson71 Posts: 6 Member
    We love kale chips. Even my 12 year old daughter.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    kale also burns fat, revs up metabolism, and increase muscle mass....

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