How will the person above you meet their untimely demise?

landing on a log awkward while jumping and hitting her head.

67alling down a hill

Getting between me and nutella.

lightning bolt- Even God hates the Steelers...LMAO

saving the princess from the tower roflol or a soccer ball to the head

giant ice brick of airplane poop water hits you in the head...

Mistaken for a gazelle and shot.

Attacked by feral chickens.

Will develop cancer, beat it into remission with money made from starting up a meth empire, will become the "one who knocks" and eventually die due to wounds received in a shootout with neo-nazis.

bench press mishap caused by spotter flashing testicles during 1RM effort

hit in the head by a golf ball

falling into a vat of pancake batter, while battling the forces of darkness

Dragged away by large tentacles after front door key accidentally unlocks portal to alternate dimension

a building is going to fall on him :P

eaten by a dog