Ode to Boobs

I really hope mine get really small lol, mine are huge and I hate them. Not much fun getting black eyes from exercising either :laugh:

huge eh? hmmmm! :laugh:

Yay, boobies!

But I'm waiting patiently for mine to shrink a bit. I'm at 44F. The smallest I've ever been was 34DD, and that was in 7th or 8th grade (at 5'6 - I'm 5'10 now). I would *love* for my boobs to become a bit more manageable. I'd love to be able to buy shirts that are normal-cut on other people without them seeming super low-cut on me. I'd love to be able to buy shirts that fit, even.

But I don't want them to be *too* manageable, let's be honest. I'd love to have about a DD, since I'm tall and have wide hip bones and a bubble butt somewhere under all that extra fat I've managed to collect in the last decade or so...

And if they ever went away completely, I don't know what I'd do! (Well, I'd probably seriously consider the aftermarket upgrades). I've cursed them and hated them and taped them down (and, yes, on occasion *up* - like during the entirety of my 20s) and tried to hide them and wished them gone, but they've always been part of me. And I hate that they're part of my identity in some way (I'm sure my fellow busties will understand what I mean), but they are. Silly things.

But really, who doesn't love boobs?

And why do I have the sudden urge to find the best-fitting bra and lowest-cut shirt I have and put them on?

Yay, boobies!

But I'm waiting patiently for mine to shrink a bit. I'm at 44F. The smallest I've ever been was 34DD, and that was in 7th or 8th grade (at 5'6 - I'm 5'10 now). I would *love* for my boobs to become a bit more manageable. I'd love to be able to buy shirts that are normal-cut on other people without them seeming super low-cut on me. I'd love to be able to buy shirts that fit, even.

But I don't want them to be *too* manageable, let's be honest. I'd love to have about a DD, since I'm tall and have wide hip bones and a bubble butt somewhere under all that extra fat I've managed to collect in the last decade or so...

And if they ever went away completely, I don't know what I'd do! (Well, I'd probably seriously consider the aftermarket upgrades). I've cursed them and hated them and taped them down (and, yes, on occasion *up* - like during the entirety of my 20s) and tried to hide them and wished them gone, but they've always been part of me. And I hate that they're part of my identity in some way (I'm sure my fellow busties will understand what I mean), but they are. Silly things.

But really, who doesn't love boobs?

And why do I have the sudden urge to find the best-fitting bra and lowest-cut shirt I have and put them on?

Totally get where your coming from. Mine are way too big and have had a love/hate (mostly hate) relationship with them since I was 13. I hate that it's the first thing someone mentions if they are describing you to someone else "you know the one with the huge boobs", I have a face,legs and a bum you know!! Lol

And why do I have the sudden urge to find the best-fitting bra and lowest-cut shirt I have and put them on?

You need the shirt I have on in my profile pic.....

I also have one that is gray and that low cut and says "My Other Rack Holds Guns"

Hahaha! Love it!

I really hope mine get really small lol, mine are huge and I hate them. Not much fun getting black eyes from exercising either :laugh:

huge eh? hmmmm! :laugh:

ha ha there is always one

Theres your problem! "Chest days" makes them smaller! You cant shape fat, which is what most boobs are.
I lost all my boobs back when i lost alot of weight, boob job to the rescue!

I had nice ones, albeit small. After nursing my daughter for two years and then losing weight, they were sad little deflated balloons. :sad:

Boob job to the rescue indeed! :drinker:

@quietbloom: I work with a plastic surgeon whose motto is "ridding the world of small breasts one pair at a time."

I love the guy, and he does great work. Ive sat in on a few of the surgeries...pretty amazing art those guys do.

because nice butts are hard to dislike....

not saying nice butts are hard to dislike, just saying why do BUTT guys date ME? lol

Totally get where your coming from. Mine are way too big and have had a love/hate (mostly hate) relationship with them since I was 13. I hate that it's the first thing someone mentions if they are describing you to someone else "you know the one with the huge boobs", I have a face,legs and a bum you know!! Lol

Yep. And if it's not in words, it's that one hand motion they make when describing you. Eyeroll. Even better when you're one of several in your social circles with the name Amy, and eventually you end up being called 'Big Amy' as a shortened version of 'the Amy with the big boobs' (and, of course, the fact that the other Amy I was always hanging out with is about 5'3 and I'm 5'10) and it still sticks years later, only now it's because I'm fat, lol.

My wife complained about losing her boobs so much I went out and bought her new ones to shut her up. LOL