How will the person above you meet their untimely demise?

1PatientBear · October 2013

Smothered by kittens laying on his face as he sleeps

Unknown · October 2013

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Red_Scorpio_www · October 2013

In a riot

squidinkpen · October 2013

Eaten by a plague of hamsters

daveymac1 · October 2013

Uncontrollable diarrhea

aaronagostini · October 2013

Hit by a foul ball.

rowaneha · October 2013

Death by ninja

Red_Scorpio_www · October 2013

sandwhich between two heavy vehicles.... :P

A_nonymous2 · October 2013

Tainted Dahi

metaphoria · October 2013

The Shocking Monkey Bar Incident of 2036

A_nonymous2 · October 2013

@meta - Thanks for making it WAY in the future,

the gory attack of disembodied legs of 2055

tonybalony01 · October 2013

Savagely attacked by the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

squidinkpen · October 2013

An unfortunate accident involving a frog and an elderly freight elevator

A_nonymous2 · October 2013

Weed eater

CookNLift · October 2013

humped to death by chit chat members. :devil:

A_nonymous2 · October 2013

@crans - I have been WAITING a long time to get you...Strangulation by office lanyard.

CookNLift · October 2013

death by being touched by me. My pure awesomeness is contained by my lanyard. once removed, death to all around me.

xyz68x · October 2013

Was voted most likely to die by sexual misadventure with barnyard animals in high school ... so I'll stick with that answer

CookNLift · October 2013

Was voted most likely to die by sexual misadventure with barnyard animals in high school ... so I'll stick with that answer

okay how did you know that about me. I thought the barn was closed.

Death by necrophilia complications

metaphoria · October 2013

Stabbed to death by a befuddled, trident-wielding news reporter.

Excuse_less · October 2013

Hit by a drunk driver on a riding mower

xyz68x · October 2013

Death by accidental post-it note paper cuts

keef1972 · October 2013

Strip club.....several lap dances.....his heart will shut off due to sheer excitement.

A good demise my friend.....

Last2bfirst · October 2013

STD

xyz68x · October 2013

Strip club.....several lap dances.....his heart will shut off due to sheer excitement.

A good demise my friend.....

Hell, I like you.

It's a shame that you'll die of shock after having sex with Beyonce ... but also, a good way to go

Red_Scorpio_www · October 2013

die drinking too much......... :P

CookNLift · October 2013

auto-erotic asphyxiation

A_nonymous2 · October 2013

Key card slit through the jugular

Mutant13 · October 2013

Killed when the planet is destroyed to make way for an intergalactic bypass

CookNLift · October 2013

vogon poetry reading

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