How will the person above you meet their untimely demise?

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  • siegte16v
    siegte16v Posts: 139
    Shot by the fashion police
  • Just_Wil
    Just_Wil Posts: 108 Member
    @siegte16v

    By having a cement truck smashing through your bedroom window and dumping thousands of hungry chickens wearing tuxedos into your room, thus pecking you to death.
  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
    His medallion will choke him in his sleep.
  • sobriquet84
    sobriquet84 Posts: 607 Member
    His medallion will choke him in his sleep.

    you'll poop your guts out squatting too much.
  • ayankeefan51
    ayankeefan51 Posts: 135 Member
    Hit by a blimp.
  • A_nonymous2
    A_nonymous2 Posts: 366 Member
    line drive to the head during the 2034 woman's fast pitch softball championships
  • stephanieross1
    stephanieross1 Posts: 388 Member
    Avalanche of puppies

    omg <3 Ily, best way to go


    ^^Overdose on coffee
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    Slap shot to the face
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    alcohol poisoning...:drinker:
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    alcohol poisoning...:drinker:

    ... probably, yes.
  • cookiealbright
    cookiealbright Posts: 605 Member
    kicked in the head by a mule
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
    Eaten by a shark
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    trampled to death by enya fans
  • stephanieross1
    stephanieross1 Posts: 388 Member
    Suffocate in a choke hold
  • luckyshilling
    luckyshilling Posts: 229
    Will finally get big break and star in horror movie with Danielle Harris who will accidently kill them for realsies when murderous jealous ex sneaks on set and replaces blanks with real bullets. But even after your tragic death on set they will make 5 sequels.
  • cookiealbright
    cookiealbright Posts: 605 Member
    squished in the drawer
  • stephanieross1
    stephanieross1 Posts: 388 Member
    ^ Ima supah star! @ Lucky shilling,



    will get washed up in the sea @ cookie
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
    Pecked to death by seagulls
  • siegte16v
    siegte16v Posts: 139
    Tickled to death by a evil smurf
  • squidinkpen
    squidinkpen Posts: 12
    Crushed by falling masonry while battling phalanx of angry warrior-pigeons
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    Early frost. Alternatively...hungry livestock...
  • Frankie_Felinius
    Frankie_Felinius Posts: 1,398 Member
    muscle atrophy
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    Remember the "Seinfeld" episode where George's fiancee died from tainted wedding invitation envelopes....yeah, that.
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    Suddenly called into existence several miles above an alien planet as a sperm whale.

    And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature has very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then has to come to terms with not being a whale any more.
  • xyz68x
    xyz68x Posts: 30
    die drinking too much......... :P

    You must have looked at my diary lately LOL
  • jamiem1102
    jamiem1102 Posts: 1,196 Member
    @xyz66x: from dehydration - dance muthaf***er dance!
  • emaren
    emaren Posts: 934 Member
    By not taking the concept of a spotter seriously, she will meet her doom on the bench, trying to bench press 300lbs while keeping more than one eye on the muscular hunks around her.....

    The hunks will all be too cool and not want to get involved to save her, sadly...
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    @emaren.......taking selfies while driving
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    cape gets caught in an airplane engine
  • emaren
    emaren Posts: 934 Member
    cape gets caught in an airplane engine

    Knowing my luck, somewhere between PA and CA on her way to visit me....

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