Any Dr. Emma HCG Dieters

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  • RBXChas
    RBXChas Posts: 2,708 Member
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    OK. I'll bite.

    What is the HCG diet?

    Eat 500 calories a day and take HCG. HCG is human chorionic gonadotropin, aka the pregnancy hormone. Women have it while pregnant, and it's what pregnancy tests detect.

    Sound unhealthy? That's because it is.

    Dr. Emma? Doctor of what, exactly? (Is it like, "Hi, Dr. Nick?")
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
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    OK. I'll bite.

    What is the HCG diet?

    Eat 500-600 calories a day, take pregnancy hormone, totally lose weight because of the hormones and not the lack of calories. Side effects include loss of hair, heart attack, low pulse, but people who are against it are totally haters and mean bullies.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
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    Dr. Emma? Doctor of what, exactly? (Is it like, "Hi, Dr. Nick?")

    *Snort!
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    http://www.fda.gov/forconsumers/consumerupdates/ucm281333.htm

    HCG Diet products are illegal.

    Get off them, NOW. Seriously.
  • MissStatement
    MissStatement Posts: 92 Member
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    OK. I'll bite.

    What is the HCG diet?

    Eat 500 calories a day and take HCG. HCG is human chorionic gonadotropin, aka the pregnancy hormone. Women have it while pregnant, and it's what pregnancy tests detect.

    Sound unhealthy? That's because it is.

    Dr. Emma? Doctor of what, exactly? (Is it like, "Hi, Dr. Nick?")

    Hey, now, Hollywood Upstairs Medical College is totally legit!
  • p4ulmiller
    p4ulmiller Posts: 588 Member
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    So let me get this right.

    Step 1. Eat 500 calories a day.
    Step 2. Drink a bottle of pregnant woman piss.

    Any subsequent weight loss is due to Step 2, not Step 1.

    Seriously?!
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
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    hCG is a part of my eating. Oh no wait I'm pregnant and gaining because of it......

    I'm currently making my own hCG right now, too!

    Awww congrats on creating your own hCG!
  • ThinLizzie0802
    ThinLizzie0802 Posts: 863 Member
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    The description of this "diet" sounds completely insane.

    Please don't believe that ****.

    It defies all logic, and won't work.

    This is not a sustainable or successful idea.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
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    So let me get this right.

    Step 1. Eat 500 calories a day.
    Step 2. Drink a bottle of pregnant woman piss.

    Any subsequent weight loss is due to Step 2, not Step 1.

    Seriously?!
    If you had to take pregnant woman pee-pee, could you eat?!:huh:
  • thekyleo
    thekyleo Posts: 632 Member
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    in before the lock...grabbing popcorn
  • p4ulmiller
    p4ulmiller Posts: 588 Member
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    So let me get this right.

    Step 1. Eat 500 calories a day.
    Step 2. Drink a bottle of pregnant woman piss.

    Any subsequent weight loss is due to Step 2, not Step 1.

    Seriously?!
    If you had to take pregnant woman pee-pee, could you eat?!:huh:

    I believe there are specialist websites devoted to just that.
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
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    So let me get this right.

    Step 1. Eat 500 calories a day.
    Step 2. Drink a bottle of pregnant woman piss.

    Any subsequent weight loss is due to Step 2, not Step 1.

    Seriously?!

    Yep...that's the idea anyway. Co-worker that sits across from me is doing it for the second time....You know...because she can't figure out why when she went back to actually eating she gained all the weight back plus some. It is a complete mystery. I can't figure it out myself.
  • bagge72
    bagge72 Posts: 1,377 Member
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    This person is an excellent troll. Had a similar post last month about eating 600 calories a day, and never responded to that one either.
  • p4ulmiller
    p4ulmiller Posts: 588 Member
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    So let me get this right.

    Step 1. Eat 500 calories a day.
    Step 2. Drink a bottle of pregnant woman piss.

    Any subsequent weight loss is due to Step 2, not Step 1.

    Seriously?!

    Yep...that's the idea anyway. Co-worker that sits across from me is doing it for the second time....You know...because she can't figure out why when she went back to actually eating she gained all the weight back plus some. It is a complete mystery. I can't figure it out myself.

    Was she drinking normal piss at the time of the weight gain? Because that's probably it.

    You should tell her I said so.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
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    I believe there are specialist websites devoted to just that.
    /invokes Rule 34
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,583 Member
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    OK. I'll bite.

    What is the HCG diet?

    Eat 500 calories a day and take HCG. HCG is human chorionic gonadotropin, aka the pregnancy hormone. Women have it while pregnant, and it's what pregnancy tests detect.

    Sound unhealthy? That's because it is.

    Dr. Emma? Doctor of what, exactly? (Is it like, "Hi, Dr. Nick?")

    Hey, now, Hollywood Upstairs Medical College is totally legit!
    dr-nick-o.gif
  • tibsons_girl
    tibsons_girl Posts: 35 Member
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    Just for a laugh i looked up Dr. Emma's diet plan and actually came upon a website. www.dremmasdiet.com

    Front page of the website... Dr. Emma's cotton candy meal replacement. I kid you not. Also Emma is her last name and she is actually a medical doctor.

    this quote is from her website:

    Dr. Emma specializes in appearances and teachings revolving around her principles of simple dieting which include, avoidance of processed foods, preservatives, fats, oils, and starches. She believes in eating when you’re hungry, but not eating when you aren’t, and almost never recommends breakfast or more than two meals per day. She thinks the usual paradigms being taught to Americans are not correct and has contrary ideas that are working wonders for her clients.
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member
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    hCG is a part of my eating. Oh no wait I'm pregnant and gaining because of it......

    I'm currently making my own hCG right now, too!

    Awww congrats on creating your own hCG!

    Thanks! I'm very excited about it!
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  • emtjmac
    emtjmac Posts: 1,320 Member
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    Hey... I don't even... what?
  • emtjmac
    emtjmac Posts: 1,320 Member
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    hCG is a part of my eating. Oh no wait I'm pregnant and gaining because of it......

    I'm currently making my own hCG right now, too!

    Awww congrats on creating your own hCG!

    Thanks! I'm very excited about it!
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    How did you know that I have a thing for socially adept southern belles? Gif saved for later. Thank you.
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