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Do men like photographing their junk?

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  • SarahWrittenThin
    SarahWrittenThin Posts: 595 Member
    Note to men:

    Take the time to do some manscaping to be picture perfect ready.

    :)

    Braid it or shave it!
  • hopes_fury
    hopes_fury Posts: 13 Member
    IDK....but if i had a mushroom missile I'd take all kinda pics, they'd be my wallpaper, a pic hanging from the rear view mirror.....also i think my imaginary chick choker would look similar to a pringles can....js
  • SarahWrittenThin
    SarahWrittenThin Posts: 595 Member
    The miracle of the zoom lens

    No zoom lens here. .

    Wide-Angle. .

    Mmm, it's funny you never hear women arguing that their's is the biggest.... :laugh:

    usually the other way around. No one wants to be the chick that is compared to "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" :laugh:
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    They like to show it to you. It's a primate thing or something. Photographing it is a natural extension of that urge, I reckon.
    I think they think it has the same effect on women that showing straight men a vagina would have on them. Hint: it does not. I have never EVER known a woman who went, "Oh my god, look at that disembodied penis. I am so hot and bothered right now."

    It is cute that you think a vagina has that effect in and of itself. Show me a picture of a random vagina and I"ll look and go on about my day.

    What about a random * talking * vagina?

    I feel a strong gif urge coming on, but it would be reported so fast my head would spin. Lol.
  • oudixon
    oudixon Posts: 389 Member
    Note to men:

    Take the time to do some manscaping to be picture perfect ready.

    :)

    Braid it or shave it!


    oops- too late to braid it. haha
  • SarahWrittenThin
    SarahWrittenThin Posts: 595 Member
    IDK....but if i had a mushroom missile I'd take all kinda pics, they'd be my wallpaper, a pic hanging from the rear view mirror.....also i think my imaginary chick choker would look similar to a pringles can....js

    Rearview mirror hanging mushroom missle would look like constant assult going down a brick road. Zooming all over the place.
  • ToFatT0B3S1ck
    ToFatT0B3S1ck Posts: 194 Member
    I believe so.
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Anthony Weiner apparently does. :noway:
  • spetermann190
    spetermann190 Posts: 289 Member
    Does a hobby horse have a wooden .... Junk?
  • oudixon
    oudixon Posts: 389 Member
    Anthony Weiner apparently does. :noway:

    When your name is Anthony Weiner- I think it's more like. YOU HAVE TO.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    It is a sad little picture when only the junk is photographed. The picture would be so much better if we had a look at the whole man, it is the whole package that most of us find attractive after all.

    This
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Anthony Weiner apparently does. :noway:

    When your name is Anthony Weiner- I think it's more like. YOU HAVE TO.

    I was disappointed that I wasn't hearing more people making jokes about his situation and his last name. Was it just too easy?
  • SarahWrittenThin
    SarahWrittenThin Posts: 595 Member
    Does a hobby horse have a wooden .... Junk?

    If anatomically correct I suppose. Are you looking for a new toy?
  • NetmanNH
    NetmanNH Posts: 39
    They like to show it to you. It's a primate thing or something. Photographing it is a natural extension of that urge, I reckon.
    I think they think it has the same effect on women that showing straight men a vagina would have on them. Hint: it does not. I have never EVER known a woman who went, "Oh my god, look at that disembodied penis. I am so hot and bothered right now."

    It is cute that you think a vagina has that effect in and of itself. Show me a picture of a random vagina and I"ll look and go on about my day.

    Yea i would agree with that... the parts arent any good without the whole package
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    IDK....but if i had a mushroom missile I'd take all kinda pics, they'd be my wallpaper, a pic hanging from the rear view mirror.....also i think my imaginary chick choker would look similar to a pringles can....js

    ^^ I like the way you think.
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Isn't that a selfie...
  • Naomi0504
    Naomi0504 Posts: 964 Member
    The pictures aside, what's with the demands that go along with them? "Tell me it's big. Say it." :huh:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    The pictures aside, what's with the demands that go along with them? "Tell me it's big. Say it." :huh:

    Guys do that?

    Good lord we are stupid.

    To paraphrase Seinfeld, this is the best we've come up with. *honk*
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    The pictures aside, what's with the demands that go along with them? "Tell me it's big. Say it." :huh:

    If you say "aww, that's cute!" - I guarantee they'll leave you alone.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Correct me if I'm wrong ladies, but I think women like it only when it's part of an ongoing mutual flirtation. . Not when it's just 'BAM' out of the blue. ." look here ladies! woo hoo!"
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Or "its huge...ly average"
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Correct me if I'm wrong ladies, but I think women like it only when it's part of an ongoing mutual flirtation. . Not when it's just 'BAM' out of the blue. ." look here ladies! woo hoo!"

    You are correct. Lol.
  • SarahWrittenThin
    SarahWrittenThin Posts: 595 Member
    Correct me if I'm wrong ladies, but I think women like it only when it's part of an ongoing mutual flirtation. . Not when it's just 'BAM' out of the blue. ." look here ladies! woo hoo!"

    The conversation should never go:
    Hi
    Hello
    *whips out junk pic* TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • ToFatT0B3S1ck
    ToFatT0B3S1ck Posts: 194 Member
    Correct me if I'm wrong ladies, but I think women like it only when it's part of an ongoing mutual flirtation. . Not when it's just 'BAM' out of the blue. ." look here ladies! woo hoo!"

    Agreed, but only if I ask for it.
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    Or "its huge...ly average"

    Did you confuse the threads this time? :tongue:


    Sometimes others photograph it for you ...

    t45Zwa1.jpg
  • Naomi0504
    Naomi0504 Posts: 964 Member
    The pictures aside, what's with the demands that go along with them? "Tell me it's big. Say it." :huh:

    Guys do that?

    Yes, they do, LOL
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    I have only seen one junk pic.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I have only seen one junk pic.

    *facepalm*. . Now you've done it. .
  • Naomi0504
    Naomi0504 Posts: 964 Member
    Correct me if I'm wrong ladies, but I think women like it only when it's part of an ongoing mutual flirtation. . Not when it's just 'BAM' out of the blue. ." look here ladies! woo hoo!"

    Agreed, but only if I ask for it.

    Also agreed....yet I can't say I've ever asked :wink:
  • AmyZ46
    AmyZ46 Posts: 694 Member
    Today I was having a particularly bad morning at work and my hubby called me to see if I left my VW Bus keys at home and he could hear the stress in my voice and he immediately sent me a picture of his junk ... He is 53 hahaha . It totally made my morning....
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