looking for some freaky friends

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  • Quasita
    Quasita Posts: 1,530 Member
    apply within :-)

    define the process of applying "within"

    send me a friend request silly, and tell me what makes you a freak!

    So I used to be a dj, and this one night a girl wants the new eminem cd from me, I had like two cases about a month early.

    So, being the typical guy I am, I invite her up to the booth, and above the crowd, let her put on a show... then, thinking, hey brah, let's kick up the jams...

    I take this other dj's mic. I know the guy he's an uber ****. I take the foam baffle off, so I ask her to take it in up to the plumbing, then I start tapping on her skin on the closest side to it, to get a little tribal beat going in the music.

    That enough? I've got reams more. Just thought I'd share with the whole class.

    Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    admit it... you're jealous!

    That stunt has some hilarious after effects. We didn't clean the guy's mic, a couple weeks later he had to throw it away.


    That is gross

    And it's bad artist etiquette. No wonder it's "used to be" DJ, eh?
  • PolkaDot_Princess
    PolkaDot_Princess Posts: 314 Member
    like golden showers on your face freak or pink furry hand cuff freak?

    no potty games for me, YUCK!!

    Handcuffs will do it :)
  • PolkaDot_Princess
    PolkaDot_Princess Posts: 314 Member
    One time my wife and I left the lights on.

    OH YEAA!!
    HOTTT
  • tigerblood78
    tigerblood78 Posts: 416 Member
    OP.....I want to wear your skin....freaky enough for you?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    wait...I could have applied "within"
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

    So is this the proper thread for ......how YOU doin? :bigsmile:
  • EdTheGinge
    EdTheGinge Posts: 1,616 Member
    I'm ginger is that 'freaky' enough ?
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
    I was freaky long before 50 Shades of Gray made it socially acceptable. I let my freak flag fly proudly lol
  • EdTheGinge
    EdTheGinge Posts: 1,616 Member
    I was freaky long before 50 Shades of Gray made it socially acceptable. I let my freak flag fly proudly lol

    Haha can't argue with that, sign her up
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    I am 5 kinds of freak right here.
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    Wait..... fifty shades of grey is freaky? Naw. FSoG is just poor writing. Has nothing to do with the reality of D/s or that lifestyle. The real thing is far more fun and interesting.

    That freaky enough for ya? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle for it:? :p
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    no exact definition, anything kinky, pervey, freaky, fascinating, ya know

    I'm a married lady too ;-)

    I think I will pass...

    Best of luck though.

    This, while I do enjoy a good read from time to time, after almost 60 years I have enough wierdos, freaks, perverts, kinkiness and socially unacceptable folks in my life as not to have to place advertisements for more.

    A life can only handle so much before things start going south and some-one gets butt hurt.

    I will continue to read this thread though for its entertainment value :-)
  • Lrdoflamancha
    Lrdoflamancha Posts: 1,280 Member
    In before the inevitable lock?...
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    finally I meet the criteria of a "friends wanted" thread

    So is this the proper thread for ......how YOU doin? :bigsmile:

    HAHAHAHA. I have to admire the persistence.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I was freaky long before 50 Shades of Gray made it socially acceptable. I let my freak flag fly proudly lol

    Haha can't argue with that, sign her up

    oh lord the only thing 50 shades made freaky was terribly written mommy porn
  • 820Resa
    820Resa Posts: 40 Member
    I'm a freak on every level I've encountered so far, so sign me up!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I'm a freak on every level I've encountered so far, so sign me up!

    So which do you prefer first...the junk pic or the FR?
  • 820Resa
    820Resa Posts: 40 Member
    I'm a freak on every level I've encountered so far, so sign me up!

    So which do you prefer first...the junk pic or the FR?

    I'm all about instant gratification, so simultaneously of course:smokin: .
  • 1brokegal44
    1brokegal44 Posts: 562 Member
    Cuffs and riding crop reside in my nightstand.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Probably not freaky enough...
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Not sure if I'm freaky or creepy.

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  • _Bajiggity
    _Bajiggity Posts: 100 Member
    Wait..... fifty shades of grey is freaky? Naw. FSoG is just poor writing. Has nothing to do with the reality of D/s or that lifestyle. The real thing is far more fun and interesting.

    That freaky enough for ya? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle for it:? :p


    She can;'t have you, You're MINE!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    This reminds me of people who talk about how "crazy", "twisted" or "wacky" their sense of humour is.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    me too!, I want, wild, wacky, crazy tho!
    and there are very few here!
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    This reminds of people who talk about how "crazy", "twisted" or "wacky" their sense of humour is.

    exactly this.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Not sure if I'm freaky or creepy.

    tumblr_ljhz0j5Cc81qdog02.gif

    Yes
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    This reminds of people who talk about how "crazy", "twisted" or "wacky" their sense of humour is.

    I'm just a little off
  • Nikoruo
    Nikoruo Posts: 771 Member
    Haha what kind of freaky we thinking about here?
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    or like
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    lol
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    One time my wife and I left the lights on.

    Perv!
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    Wait..... fifty shades of grey is freaky? Naw. FSoG is just poor writing. Has nothing to do with the reality of D/s or that lifestyle. The real thing is far more fun and interesting.

    That freaky enough for ya? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle for it:? :p


    She can;'t have you, You're MINE!

    Well yeah, but but but...... You promised you'd let me wear the pants this time!

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