Do not eat sandwiches

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Mutant13
Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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Ok I bet I will get hate for this from people who are willing to put any old junk in their bodies but its important to get the word out there.

DO NOT EAT SANDWICHES!

Sandwiches are NOT natural. They do not occur naturally! Why would you eat something put together in a 'food lab' by a 'gastronomer'? Why would you put something that has been cobbled together in sterile conditions like some sort of Frankenstein's monster?

Not to mention some of the individual components of sandwiches. Do you even know what 'Creme Fraiche' or 'Fluer de Sel' means in English? If you don't recognise it your body won't either!

Many of the things these 'gastronomical scientists' add products to sandwiches that have been treated with Dihydrogen Monoxide during their creation process. Tomatoes, for example are created by being surrounded by large amounts of nitrogen, boron, chlorine, molybdenum, magnesium and more chemicals! Then they are routinely sprayed with large amounts of Dihydrogen Monoxide and nourished with carbon dioxide and RADIATION!

Adding to that, many other components are treated with MORE Dihydrogen Monoxide! It's state is altered by the food scientist via a process called "washing" this is almost always done to lettuce!

So PLEASE think about what you will put in your mouth! Did you know that eating sandwiches will even cause your body to profuse chemicals???? Once you eat a sandwich your body will start releasing things like Trypipsinogen and Carboxypeptidase? Do these sound safe to you? Do you want to walk around leaking chemicals like some sort of defunct nuclear reactor?!

THINK BEFORE YOU EAT!
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  • candiceh3
    candiceh3 Posts: 379
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    :D
  • lauren3101
    lauren3101 Posts: 1,853 Member
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    :frown:

    But... bacon...

    BaconSandwich2_zps34fcb418.jpg
  • kitza101
    kitza101 Posts: 99 Member
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    I've heard that eating sandwiches can make you go blind. True story!
  • notworthstalking
    notworthstalking Posts: 531 Member
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    People need to be aware :wink:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Guys we need to blow the lid open on the sandwich industry
  • BunBun85
    BunBun85 Posts: 246 Member
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    Oh God, I've been poisoning my body for so many years! *death ensues*
  • castadiva
    castadiva Posts: 2,016 Member
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    Creme Fraiche' - literally 'fresh cream', used to denote a slightly soured cream product
    Fleur (not Fluer) de Sel - 'Flower of Salt' - very high quality, hand-harvested salt.

    The mind may be monoglot, but the body is not.
  • CyberEd312
    CyberEd312 Posts: 3,536 Member
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    In to read more....... after I go make me a sandwich...... <walks away shaking head> :noway:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Creme Fraiche' - literally fresh cream, used to denote a slightly soured cream product
    Fleur (not Fluer) de Sel - 'Flower of Salt' - very high quality, hand-harvested salt.

    The mind may be monoglot, but the body is not.

    You are obviously a gastronomical scientist and a spy for the FDA. Keep out of here
  • terricherry2
    terricherry2 Posts: 222 Member
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    Urgh. A trainer at my gym tried to tell me to eat low carb the other day, because "sugar is the worst thing you can eat". Pretty sure if I ate cyanide it'd be worse.
  • sijomial
    sijomial Posts: 19,811 Member
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    Just picked up a sandwich at Sainsburys - King Prawn & Rocket.

    Rocket sounds kinda dangerous - I like to live on the wild side. :devil:
  • fleamunky
    fleamunky Posts: 4 Member
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    Tomatoes, for example are created by being surrounded by large amounts of nitrogen, boron, chlorine, molybdenum, magnesium and more chemicals! Then they are routinely sprayed with large amounts of Dihydrogen Monoxide and nourished with carbon dioxide and RADIATION!

    Adding to that, many other components are treated with MORE Dihydrogen Monoxide! It's state is altered by the food scientist via a process called "washing" this is almost always done to lettuce!


    So we can't eat salads either?
  • LaserMum
    LaserMum Posts: 133
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    Can I just clarify please?

    You are talking about SANDWICHES? Yes?

    So ... sarnies and sammiges are OK?

    :wink: :flowerforyou: :drinker:
  • colortheworld
    colortheworld Posts: 374 Member
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    Not sure if the author of this post is a troll or just dumb. :noway:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    In to read more....... after I go make me a sandwich...... <walks away shaking head> :noway:

    Fine. Go and pollute your body! Maybe you should add done tartar or should I say TARTARIC ACID!

    ACID! Like what James Bond villains put in death pits! Go put some ACIDS IN YOU!!!!
  • Frood42
    Frood42 Posts: 245 Member
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    oh, sammiches, sammiches with bacon, yum!


    Does my ham and cheese pannini count?

    Eating it anyway!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Not sure if the author of this post is a troll or just dumb. :noway:

    Theoretically, if you couldn't tell, the intellectual failure might lie elsewhere.
  • Frood42
    Frood42 Posts: 245 Member
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    Not sure if the author of this post is a troll or just dumb. :noway:


    Chit-Chat, Fun, and Games

    :giggle:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Just picked up a sandwich at Sainsburys - King Prawn & Rocket.

    Rocket sounds kinda dangerous - I like to live on the wild side. :devil:

    Why would you eat something named after a spaceship? Space travel is unnatural!
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    But I planted my crusts and grew a sandwich tree, it's nearly harvest time!

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