Do not eat sandwiches
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It's okay! I have the solution! Just add chocolate to every sandwich and the anti-oxidants will counteract all the bad stuff. TA da!
This theory has been tested before, unfortunately all it did was lead to cases of sandwich addiction in the subjects and made sandwiches more appealing to children0 -
This is a thing of true beauty.0
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What about sandwiches we make ourselves at home ? ;-)
Are you really making them for yourself?? Where art the hand that play thine strings, puppet? Sandwich corp just wants you to think that you're making the sandwich for yourself0 -
Oh, oh do mayonnaise next.0
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Eating a sammich makes me fart.
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!0 -
93% of people who died last year in NATO member countries ate sandwiches. WON'T SOMEONE STOP THIS BREADY MENACE???!!!!0
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In to read more....... after I go make me a sandwich...... <walks away shaking head> :noway:
Fine. Go and pollute your body! Maybe you should add done tartar or should I say TARTARIC ACID!
ACID! Like what James Bond villains put in death pits! Go put some ACIDS IN YOU!!!!
has anyone taken two seconds to look at her pic ?? the amount of make up and hair dye she uses ?? she cares not about her body just what people think of her the idiot!! i grow my own salad and make my own bread am i going to explode aswell ??
Wow, just wow. You actually just insulted someones appearance because you didn't understand a thread. Humourless AND rude.0 -
What about sandwiches we make ourselves at home ? ;-)
Are you really making them for yourself?? Where art the hand that play thine strings, puppet? Sandwich corp just wants you to think that you're making the sandwich for yourself0 -
Creme Fraiche' - literally fresh cream, used to denote a slightly soured cream product
Fleur (not Fluer) de Sel - 'Flower of Salt' - very high quality, hand-harvested salt.
The mind may be monoglot, but the body is not.
You are obviously a gastronomical scientist and a spy for the FDA. Keep out of here
LOL LOL LOL ARE YOU KIDDING ME? The dude translated French and you think he's a government spy? Dude, stop eating those magic mushrooms.0 -
93% of people who died last year in NATO member countries ate sandwiches. WON'T SOMEONE STOP THIS BREADY MENACE???!!!!
The numbers do not lie! Wake up sheeple!0 -
Sandwiches are NOT natural. They do not occur naturally!
I get all of my sandwiches from a sandwich tree in my front yard. Totally natural.0 -
This is literally unbelieveable - sandwiches went round to my house while I was at work and punched my kitten!0
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this post just made Monday morning more bearable....thank god I have soup for lunch *phew*0
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Creme Fraiche' - literally fresh cream, used to denote a slightly soured cream product
Fleur (not Fluer) de Sel - 'Flower of Salt' - very high quality, hand-harvested salt.
The mind may be monoglot, but the body is not.
You are obviously a gastronomical scientist and a spy for the FDA. Keep out of here
LOL LOL LOL ARE YOU KIDDING ME? The dude translated French and you think he's a government spy? Dude, stop eating those magic mushrooms.
Who would eat mushrooms? They are a fungi! Like mould! Like asbestos! Which can kill you!!!! SMH!0 -
This is literally unbelieveable - sandwiches went round to my house while I was at work and punched my kitten!
I have heard that some Sandwich Barons have been targeting kittens0 -
Oh! No wonder I had temporary insanity and married my now ex-husband. I look at him now and shake my head (sometimes slap it) and think "WHAT WAS I THINKING??"
All those sandwiches!! :grumble: :sick:0 -
really do not understand your post. I was pretty curious and I took a look on your diary and it's plenty of industrial foods, for sure put together in sterile conditions (it avoid or reduce the use of preservatives.. otherwise it can not arrive at your fridge without get rotten). Why are you persuaded that sandwiches are worst than other industrial foods that you are used to eat? And why do you think that a tomato is more chemical than a “normal tomato”?
I’m not a big fan of sandwiches and of the US way to eat, but I think that your alarmist post is quite uninformative, and I’m wondering why I don’t have any problem in eating patties or “party cubes “they (“do not occurs naturally too!!).
Btw: crème fraiche is…sour cream! Maybe not really healty and full of fat, but as peanut butter is! And fluer de sel is.. whole salt!
Ah, ok, i get it. It was a joke. Then you're a ****ing genius, really!!
But here on MFP I'm reading a lot of posts of people REALLY asking if one can replace everytime water with soda, so your post sounds credible!0 -
In to read more....... after I go make me a sandwich...... <walks away shaking head> :noway:
Fine. Go and pollute your body! Maybe you should add done tartar or should I say TARTARIC ACID!
ACID! Like what James Bond villains put in death pits! Go put some ACIDS IN YOU!!!!
All acids are bad? Even Amino?
Well they call the dangerous drug LSD acid, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!
I think acids have their use. Good for training and for dissolving corpses.0 -
what about deli cut meats?0
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Ok I bet I will get hate for this from people who are willing to put any old junk in their bodies but its important to get the word out t
I have yet to read the rest0
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