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Posts: 842 Member
edited February 7 in Chit-Chat
I've heard for years that if you lose weight you grow inches. So today while I'm bored at work I decided to look this topic up. This is an excerpt from an online article I read.

Dr. Mehmet Oz, made famous for his regular appearances on Oprah and known particularly for putting poop on the forefront of Americans minds, says that for every 15 pounds of fat lost a man can expect to perceive increases of more than an inch in penis length.

So, does fatter really mean smaller? The powers of suggestion are probably enough in this case, but let's get the facts shall we?

The length of an average man's penis is about 3 inches when flaccid (yes, that's true), but the fatter he is the smaller he can look because the fat at the base of a man's abdomen covers up the foundation of the shaft, making him look smaller than he actually is. So, by decreasing the amount of fat on the body you enable more of your member to be viewed, which actively "lengthens" the penis. Losing up to 15 pounds of fat can increase the look of a penis by half an inch.

I'm sure you've all heard of the hung skinny man. Though there is always the case of a man truly having an unusually large penis there is always the body to penus ratio to consider. On a skinnier man you are seeing his entire shaft all the way to the base, but he also has another thing on his side. He's skinny, so his penis in comparison to his size is going to appear larger.

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  • Posts: 77 Member
    Well, I have 4 children, so I can weigh in on this because I didn't have them without coming in contact with a male member and 75% of my children are male. We all know that the male organ comes in varying lengths and widths, however it is true that if a man loses weight it can give the perception of a lengthier shaft. So, yes, this is true and that is all I will say.
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  • Posts: 711 Member
    Here's more. The average length of a woman's v-jay is 4 inches. So for all you guys out there that may feel length challenged in that area, keep in mind that for the average woman, anything longer than 4 inches is waste.
  • Posts: 18,937 Member
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    You said penis
    I'm sorry, but this gif has just made my day! I can't stop coming back to it! However staying on subject I have to agree with Broderick.
  • Posts: 884 Member
    so....losing 15 pounds makes it look one-half inch larger?? I'm going to have to lose 75 pounds !
  • Posts: 844 Member
    True, absolutely.
  • Posts: 21,378 Member
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    Exactly....In for the show and before the lock..
  • Posts: 4,885 Member
    Here's more. The average length of a woman's v-jay is 4 inches. So for all you guys out there that may feel length challenged in that area, keep in mind that for the average woman, anything longer than 4 inches is waste.

    Speak for yourself, pal.
  • Posts: 1,141 Member
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  • I'm sorry, but this gif has just made my day! I can't stop coming back to it!

    Same here. Plus he kinda looks like a penis.
  • Posts: 1,107 Member
    so....losing 15 pounds makes it look one-half inch larger?? I'm going to have to lose 75 pounds !

    aw, it's ok sweetheart. I'm sure you'll reach your goal. :flowerforyou:
  • Posts: 711 Member

    Speak for yourself, pal.

    That is why I qualified my statement with "average woman". I don't doubt that women may prefer something longer but I'm just trying to make guys that may feel self-conscious about that area better about their situation. Don't be a kill-joy.
  • Posts: 612 Member

    That is why I qualified my statement with "average woman". I don't doubt that women may prefer something longer but I'm just trying to make guys that may feel self-conscious about that area better about their situation. Don't be a kill-joy.

    I've taken quite a few rough measurements of several women from varying positions, they've all been over double that average, on average.

    So I'd say this is false.
  • Posts: 586 Member
    Shaving also makes it look bigger... just sayin'
  • Posts: 711 Member

    I've taken quite a few rough measurements of several women from varying positions, they've all been over double that average, on average.

    So I'd say this is false.

    Your sample size doesn't prove an "average" false.

    I don't walk into intimate situations with a ruler in my back pocket, but I'd also say that the women I've encountered have been longer than 4 inches, but I am not about to call it false based on the women I've met.
  • Posts: 612 Member

    Your sample size doesn't prove an "average" false.

    I don't walk into intimate situations with a ruler in my back pocket, but I'd also say that the women I've encountered have been longer than 4 inches, but I am not about to call it false based on the women I've met.

    Trust me, I carry a ruler in my front pocket.

    however I will increase my sample size to acquire a more accurate average and report back tomorrow morning.
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    Trust me, I carry a ruler in my front pocket.

    however I will increase my sample size to acquire a more accurate average and report back tomorrow morning.
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    Thatta boy!
  • Posts: 3,436 Member

    Trust me, I carry a ruler in my front pocket.

    however I will increase my sample size to acquire a more accurate average and report back tomorrow morning.
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    A true Maverick! Way to take one for the team and science!
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  • Posts: 4,252 Member

    Speak for yourself, pal.

    ^^^^ this... its never a waste.. Thats like saying a lady with D cups is a waste since its more then a handful lol
  • Posts: 4,252 Member
    Shaving also makes it look bigger... just sayin'

    As well as increasing your odds for a visit down south lol
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  • Posts: 895 Member
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    You said penis

    OMG this just made my day!! Cracking me up!!
  • Posts: 612 Member
    Can you claim back the money you pay to find out in expenses?

    I hope so, protection isn't cheap when you've got a lot of real estate.
  • Posts: 389 Member
    Perhaps you can contact Tech Support at MFP to see if they can work with you on getting a specialized ticker for your profile that incrementally depicts inches gained as apposed to pounds lost.
  • Ok, so if the average penis is 6 inches long when erect, and the average vagina is actually 7 inches deep when fully aroused and stretched, (not 4), than that means there is 332.65 MILES of unused vagina between the ages of 25 and 50 in New York City!
  • Posts: 612 Member
    Ok, so if the average penis is 6 inches long when erect, and the average vagina is actually 7 inches deep when fully aroused and stretched, (not 4), than that means there is 332.65 MILES of unused vagina between the ages of 25 and 50 in New York City!

    Use that line on your next date, surely there will be less "unused vagina" that day.

    Stay safe, Bob.
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