HALP, My Current MFP Love is Married...
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haha, everyone needs a MFP hubby! lol
I just can't. I know I'm supposed to have one. I just can't bring myself to it.
hahaha,
ok and for some need a MFP wifey.. better?0 -
I don't see the problem. Sharing is a good thing.0
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I peeked your pics. No dinner required.Is it me? Sorry I'm looking for an MFP wife myself, any takers?
JAD likes to get around.
Does she put out? I don't have time to buy her dinner first.0 -
<insert Stephen Cobert eating popcorn gif here>0
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Is it me? Sorry I'm looking for an MFP wife myself, any takers?
JAD likes to get around.
Does she put out? I don't have time to buy her dinner first.
No dinner required. She provides the dessert.0 -
Is it me? Sorry I'm looking for an MFP wife myself, any takers?
JAD likes to get around.
Does she put out? I don't have time to buy her dinner first.
no dinner, but at least a beer?0 -
I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
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I don't see the problem. Sharing is a good thing.
You have something you'd like to share with me?0 -
Hey! Are you cheating on me?!I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
You told me you would never leave me...
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.
I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.0 -
IN. Where do I apply.I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
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Is it me? Sorry I'm looking for an MFP wife myself, any takers?
JAD likes to get around.
Does she put out? I don't have time to buy her dinner first.
no dinner, but at least a beer?
Yes, love a sloppy lay.0 -
A ring dont plug a hole.0
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Hey! Are you cheating on me?!I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
You told me you would never leave me...
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.
I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
Colombian neckties all around
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Look here, buddy. I have a sharpened toothbrush, and he has my name tattooed on his butt. I think the writing is on the wall. Time for you to walk away.
Hey! Are you cheating on me?!I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
You told me you would never leave me...
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.
I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.0 -
Look here, buddy. I have a sharpened toothbrush, and he has my name tattooed on his butt. I think the writing is on the wall. Time for you to walk away.
Hey! Are you cheating on me?!I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
You told me you would never leave me...
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.
I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
Pshh. He signed his name on my d!ck; pretty sure I win this one, chica.0 -
Hey! Are you cheating on me?!I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
You told me you would never leave me...
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.
I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
Colombian neckties all around
Well if you submitted your application for wifey status this wouldn't have happened. BUT YOU DIDN'T, NOW DID YOU?!0 -
holy crap look what you started !!!!
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lmao0
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A little free time with a sharpie doesn't mean anything.
Look here, buddy. I have a sharpened toothbrush, and he has my name tattooed on his butt. I think the writing is on the wall. Time for you to walk away.
Hey! Are you cheating on me?!I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
You told me you would never leave me...
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.
I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
Pshh. He signed his name on my d!ck; pretty sure I win this one, chica.0 -
I thought ALL MFP loves were married on here. Wait, what?0
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Look here, buddy. I have a sharpened toothbrush, and he has my name tattooed on his butt. I think the writing is on the wall. Time for you to walk away.
Hey! Are you cheating on me?!I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
You told me you would never leave me...
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.
I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
Pshh. He signed his name on my d!ck; pretty sure I win this one, chica.
This is getting hot!0 -
A little free time with a sharpie doesn't mean anything.
Look here, buddy. I have a sharpened toothbrush, and he has my name tattooed on his butt. I think the writing is on the wall. Time for you to walk away.
Hey! Are you cheating on me?!I'm accepting MFP wife applications...
You told me you would never leave me...
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE.
I won't hesitate to get my prison shank out.
Pshh. He signed his name on my d!ck; pretty sure I win this one, chica.
It wasn't with sharpie; it was with a prison tattoo machine. I bled for days, but it was worth the pain and infection to see "TRAVIS WAS HERE" on my ****'n'balls.0 -
bing married is overrated....
just saying ..
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holy crap look what you started !!!!
lol
I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!0 -
If you get caught, just channel Shaggy
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Get a signed permission slip from her husband. That makes it a-ok!0
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holy crap look what you started !!!!
lol
I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!
lol well everyone is fighting over everyone now... I feel like I need to haha0 -
So much animosity and jealousy. I say we pool our money, buy a bacon farm and see where things go.
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Just replace her.holy crap look what you started !!!!
lol
I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!0
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