HALP, My Current MFP Love is Married...

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    You need to go back and re-read page 1. We covered this already. I'm leaving my husband for you.
    Whew, now I have "issues" from this thread and may require to be fixed with lots of sex.
    Now THAT'S some baggage I can handle! :bigsmile:
  • Allterrain_Lady
    Allterrain_Lady Posts: 421 Member
    Wait a sec! We're allowed to have MFP's love/husband/wife?!!! Nobody told me about that? How do I get one?!

    1. Download and install KIK.
    2. Let it happen.

    Thanks! Will do!
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Wait a sec! We're allowed to have MFP's love/husband/wife?!!! Nobody told me about that? How do I get one?!

    1. Download and install KIK.
    2. Let it happen.

    Thanks! Will do!


    Then make a new topic sharing your kik handle.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Wait a sec! We're allowed to have MFP's love/husband/wife?!!! Nobody told me about that? How do I get one?!

    1. Download and install KIK.
    2. Let it happen.

    Thanks! Will do!


    Then make a new topic sharing your kik handle.

    add me! lowand2theleft
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Wait a sec! We're allowed to have MFP's love/husband/wife?!!! Nobody told me about that? How do I get one?!

    1. Download and install KIK.
    2. Let it happen.

    Thanks! Will do!


    Then make a new topic sharing your kik handle.

    add me! lowand2theleft
    Who let you out of the basement?!
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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Wait a sec! We're allowed to have MFP's love/husband/wife?!!! Nobody told me about that? How do I get one?!

    1. Download and install KIK.
    2. Let it happen.

    Thanks! Will do!


    Then make a new topic sharing your kik handle.

    Add me

    tonguepuncher
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    Wait a sec! We're allowed to have MFP's love/husband/wife?!!! Nobody told me about that? How do I get one?!

    1. Download and install KIK.
    2. Let it happen.

    Thanks! Will do!


    Then make a new topic sharing your kik handle.

    Add me

    tonguepuncher


    Omg that's not your handle is it? Haha add me ppl, ellieover
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.

    I'm not a lady but I do wear ladies jeans. Do I qualify?

    I'm pretty sure that counts. You're in!

    I don't want to be a wife, I want to be a pet...can I be the pet? :flowerforyou: :smile:
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    well I have my MFP wife, I guess all I need now is a MFP hubby lol
    How do we fill out the apps again? lol
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    well I have my MFP wife, I guess all I need now is a MFP hubby lol
    How do we fill out the apps again? lol

    No application needed we just think we need to agree on the guy. Ok, who's up for this? ;-)
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    well I have my MFP wife, I guess all I need now is a MFP hubby lol
    How do we fill out the apps again? lol

    No application needed we just think we need to agree on the guy. Ok, who's up for this? ;-)

    Well...being that both of you are in Arizona and I'm right around the corner.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.

    I'm not a lady but I do wear ladies jeans. Do I qualify?

    I'm pretty sure that counts. You're in!

    I don't want to be a wife, I want to be a pet...can I be the pet? :flowerforyou: :smile:

    How do I not have you yet?? Yes, you can be the pet!
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    well I have my MFP wife, I guess all I need now is a MFP hubby lol
    How do we fill out the apps again? lol

    No application needed we just think we need to agree on the guy. Ok, who's up for this? ;-)

    woohoo!
    :)
  • HawtinPhoenix
    HawtinPhoenix Posts: 43 Member
    What should I do?

    Is she married to someone IRL, or is she married to someone on MFP?

    Wait for her to get an MFP divorce then make your move.:bigsmile:
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.

    I'm not a lady but I do wear ladies jeans. Do I qualify?

    I'm pretty sure that counts. You're in!

    I don't want to be a wife, I want to be a pet...can I be the pet? :flowerforyou: :smile:

    How do I not have you yet?? Yes, you can be the pet!

    I am officially THE PET!!! *wags tail...can I get a choke collar?
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.

    I'm not a lady but I do wear ladies jeans. Do I qualify?

    I'm pretty sure that counts. You're in

    I don't want to be a wife, I want to be a pet...can I be the pet? :flowerforyou: :smile:

    How do I not have you yet?? Yes, you can be the pet!

    I am officially THE PET!!! *wags tail...can I get a choke collar?


    I think I love you. :heart: :heart:
  • sarkazm
    sarkazm Posts: 104
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.

    I'm not a lady but I do wear ladies jeans. Do I qualify?

    Damn it, I thought she was mine!
    I'm pretty sure that counts. You're in

    I don't want to be a wife, I want to be a pet...can I be the pet? :flowerforyou: :smile:

    How do I not have you yet?? Yes, you can be the pet!

    I am officially THE PET!!! *wags tail...can I get a choke collar?


    I think I love you. :heart: :heart:

    Damn it! I thought she was mine!
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    You could always have an e-mfp-wedding :laugh:
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    You could always have an e-mfp-wedding :laugh:

    Is the e-mfp-honeymoon on kik?
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.

    I'm not a lady but I do wear ladies jeans. Do I qualify?

    Damn it, I thought she was mine!
    I'm pretty sure that counts. You're in

    I don't want to be a wife, I want to be a pet...can I be the pet? :flowerforyou: :smile:

    How do I not have you yet?? Yes, you can be the pet!

    I am officially THE PET!!! *wags tail...can I get a choke collar?


    I think I love you. :heart: :heart:

    Damn it! I thought she was mine!

    Let's stand on opposite sides of the room, call to her, and see who she comes to first.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    You could always have an e-mfp-wedding :laugh:

    Is the e-mfp-honeymoon on kik?
    Hmm, they need to make and e-vorce app to add to that!
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    You could always have an e-mfp-wedding :laugh:

    Is the e-mfp-honeymoon on kik?

    Pshhh...KIK is the honeymoon suite.
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.

    I'm not a lady but I do wear ladies jeans. Do I qualify?

    Damn it, I thought she was mine!
    I'm pretty sure that counts. You're in

    I don't want to be a wife, I want to be a pet...can I be the pet? :flowerforyou: :smile:

    How do I not have you yet?? Yes, you can be the pet!

    I am officially THE PET!!! *wags tail...can I get a choke collar?


    I think I love you. :heart: :heart:

    Damn it! I thought she was mine!

    Let's stand on opposite sides of the room, call to her, and see who she comes to first.

    You both want to make me come...I'm liking this...I'll need some bacon...
  • UnitedBoy83
    UnitedBoy83 Posts: 888 Member
    We're allowed an MFP wife?! Fantastic!!
  • sarkazm
    sarkazm Posts: 104
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.

    I'm not a lady but I do wear ladies jeans. Do I qualify?

    Damn it, I thought she was mine!
    I'm pretty sure that counts. You're in

    I don't want to be a wife, I want to be a pet...can I be the pet? :flowerforyou: :smile:

    How do I not have you yet?? Yes, you can be the pet!

    I am officially THE PET!!! *wags tail...can I get a choke collar?


    I think I love you. :heart: :heart:

    Damn it! I thought she was mine!

    Let's stand on opposite sides of the room, call to her, and see who she comes to first.

    You both want to make me come...I'm liking this...I'll need some bacon...

    Oh oh! I got bacon!
  • donthesitate
    donthesitate Posts: 255 Member
    A ring dont plug a hole.

    :laugh: yes!!!
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.

    I'm not a lady but I do wear ladies jeans. Do I qualify?

    Damn it, I thought she was mine!
    I'm pretty sure that counts. You're in

    I don't want to be a wife, I want to be a pet...can I be the pet? :flowerforyou: :smile:

    How do I not have you yet?? Yes, you can be the pet!

    I am officially THE PET!!! *wags tail...can I get a choke collar?


    I think I love you. :heart: :heart:

    Damn it! I thought she was mine!

    Let's stand on opposite sides of the room, call to her, and see who she comes to first.

    You both want to make me come...I'm liking this...I'll need some bacon...

    Oh oh! I got bacon!

    I run...for bacon...

    Back to AZ's problem...just send the junk...
  • jennpaulson
    jennpaulson Posts: 850 Member
    We're allowed an MFP wife?! Fantastic!!

    And you have so many to choose from, I wouldn't want that task ; )
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.

    I'm not a lady but I do wear ladies jeans. Do I qualify?

    Damn it, I thought she was mine!
    I'm pretty sure that counts. You're in

    I don't want to be a wife, I want to be a pet...can I be the pet? :flowerforyou: :smile:

    How do I not have you yet?? Yes, you can be the pet!

    I am officially THE PET!!! *wags tail...can I get a choke collar?


    I think I love you. :heart: :heart:

    Damn it! I thought she was mine!

    Let's stand on opposite sides of the room, call to her, and see who she comes to first.

    You both want to make me come...I'm liking this...I'll need some bacon...

    Oh oh! I got bacon!

    I run...for bacon...

    Back to AZ's problem...just send the junk...

    Junk pics on the way!

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