Guys only: What makes the perfect girlfriend?

HawtinPhoenix
HawtinPhoenix Posts: 43 Member
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What qualities does a woman need to have to be the perfect girlfriend for YOU?
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  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    oh no....
  • HikerRR50
    HikerRR50 Posts: 144 Member
    in before the "makes me sammiches" comment
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    oh no....
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    In4notes. Mmkay. Go!
  • NeonHeartz444
    NeonHeartz444 Posts: 227
    *Grabs pen and paper* Ready!
  • HawtinPhoenix
    HawtinPhoenix Posts: 43 Member
    in before the "makes me sammiches" comment

    Oh I expect there will be plenty of "make me sammich"
    comments because its incredibly original and not at all overdone.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    As long as she doesn't tell me what to do then I am happy.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    BARBIE
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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    And also. Boobs.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    1. sense of humor
    2. intelligence
    3. adventurous (travel, food, sex, trying new things)
    4. understanding that my feelers are delicate
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
    IN. To learn about sammiches and boobs.
  • HawtinPhoenix
    HawtinPhoenix Posts: 43 Member
    As long as she doesn't tell me what to do then I am happy.

    Please elaborate.


    Uh oh this may not work out I can tell already...
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Beautiful
    Intelligent
    Gentle

    Thoughtful
    Innocent
    Trustworthy
    Sensitive
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Try being more like me.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    in before the "makes me sammiches" comment

    Oh I expect there will be plenty of "make me sammich"
    comments because its incredibly original and not at all overdone.

    I've said this before, but every time one of you guys says this, I think of Bad Santa (the movie) where the little old lady always greets them with. " Oh you're home, Let me make you some sandwiches!"
  • BeanCounter3
    BeanCounter3 Posts: 158 Member
    Beautiful
    Intelligent
    Gentle

    Thoughtful
    Innocent
    Trustworthy
    Sensitive

    a librarian??
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    1. sense of humor
    2. intelligence
    3. adventurous (travel, food, sex, trying new things)
    4. understanding that my feelers are delicate

    man, everything was good until #4.... I am too... mean? I guess ..
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    She has to be able to laugh at herself.
    She does not have to have an IQ of 130 but, she cannot be an idiot either
    She cannot be a smoker or a drug user
    She cannot be a HEAVY drinker.
    While a history is acceptable, she cannot constantly complain about her past.
    As long as she smiles more then she frowns, I am ok.
    She cannot be afraid to get dirty either in play or in work.
    She has to have an honest to goodness loving heart. Not just when people are watching.
    And while she doesn't have to be STUNNIG, she does have to be better looking then me.
  • pasandoval
    pasandoval Posts: 37 Member
    "oh no" is right :)
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    She absolutely must.....


    Not let my wife know anything
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    1. sense of humor
    2. intelligence
    3. adventurous (travel, food, sex, trying new things)
    4. understanding that my feelers are delicate

    ugh men feelers are the most delicate

    dont forget they get monthly moodies too, so give them their space then. Mine doesnt want woohoo then, but some love just a simple BJ.
  • uhhhahhhohah
    uhhhahhhohah Posts: 7
    someone who doesnt make me feel foolish for being sincere, laughs at all my terrible jokes and references and wants to share in some of the things i enjoy and who hopefully lets me do the same with her.

    hopefully she's happy on her own and isn't reliant on me to be happy, but has genuine care and wants to spend time with me but understands that if i need to be alone it's not because of her.

    have to both be sexually attracted to each other and definitely loyal. also: constant hugs

    disclaimer: 25 year old grown *kitten* man, never had a girlfriend. definitely disregard.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Intelligent
    Accomplished
    Great Cook
    Loving
    Affectionate
    Innapropriate Sense of Humor
    Positive
    Independent
    Trustworthy
    "Stuff" in all the right places
  • p4ulmiller
    p4ulmiller Posts: 588 Member
    As long as she doesn't tell me what to do then I am happy.

    Gay-diddy-gay-gay-gay-gay-gay-gay.gif
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    She absolutely must.....


    Not let my wife know anything


    ^^ haha awesome!
  • beardedwarriortx
    beardedwarriortx Posts: 238 Member
    Loves kids
    Funny
    Sweet
    Kind
    Athletic
    Sexy
    Long Hair
    Smart
    Christian
    Silly
    Passionate
    Tender
  • emirror
    emirror Posts: 842 Member
    Beautiful
    Intelligent
    Gentle

    Thoughtful
    Innocent
    Trustworthy
    Sensitive

    a librarian??

    I have a friend who meets all of those criteria...
  • p4ulmiller
    p4ulmiller Posts: 588 Member
    Loves kids
    Funny
    Sweet
    Kind
    Athletic
    Sexy
    Long Hair
    Smart
    Christian
    Silly
    Passionate
    Tender

    LFSKASLSCSPT?

    Wut?
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    First page more women replied!

    I like those rule breakers, they make for fun gfs.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Srsly though, intelligence and a sense of humor are a must. Beautiful eyes and a nice butt are a huge plus as well. Itb access is appreciated at least on occasion.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    1. sense of humor
    2. intelligence
    3. adventurous (travel, food, sex, trying new things)
    4. understanding that my feelers are delicate

    MINE

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