Guys only: What makes the perfect girlfriend?

Beautiful
Intelligent
Gentle

Thoughtful
Innocent
Trustworthy
Sensitive

a librarian??

I have a friend who meets all of those criteria...

All of those? There's only two criteria in this equation.

Beautiful
Intelligent
Gentle

Thoughtful
Innocent
Trustworthy
Sensitive

a librarian??

I have a friend who meets all of those criteria...

sorry....read that & was the first thing that came to mind

Have your own goals in life
Be independent
Don't be obsessed with buying crap
Squat
Deadlift

1. sense of humor
2. intelligence
3. adventurous (travel, food, sex, trying new things)
4. understanding that my feelers are delicate

man, everything was good until #4.... I am too... mean? I guess ..

*pouts in corner* SEE!?!?!?! *sobs* hold me?

Beautiful
Intelligent
Gentle

Thoughtful
Innocent
Trustworthy
Sensitive

This is oh so clever. :bigsmile:

Intelligent
Accomplished
Great Cook
Loving
Affectionate
Innapropriate Sense of Humor
Positive
Independent
Trustworthy
"Stuff" in all the right places

Beautiful
Intelligent
Gentle

Thoughtful
Innocent
Trustworthy
Sensitive

ya, I'm out.. in both ways haha

Necessary stuff:

*Independent - does not turn her problems into my problems without asking for help, doesn't constantly need help with her own life.
*Easygoing - I don't pick fights, neither does she. Good at making priorities without panicking along the way.
*Someone who helps me hold myself to a high standard, while inspiring the same behavior in me.
*Chemistry - There's a certain je ne sais quoi about any attraction between two people that can't be quantified. It doesn't have to be the biggest one I've ever felt, but it has to be there.

Things that would be nice:

*A woman who can throw a punch... so, athletic. I'm fit, I take care of my body, and I enjoy an active lifestyle. It's not necessary, but I'd love it if a girl I was dating was the same.
*Someone who enjoys cooking - I love cooking, and having two pairs of hands in the kitchen is a lot more fun than one. Plus, more awesome food.
*A girl who can hold her liquor - I enjoy drinking and the occasional cigarette. She doesn't have to drink a ton, but it'd be nice if we could just go to a quiet bar or pub after a long week and just relax over a beer.
*Appreciation of art - I'm a dancer and a writer, so having someone who gets why I'm passionate about those things is really nice. They are personal passions that I do just for me, though, so my enjoyment of the arts isn't dependent on the opinion of whomever I date.

Is anyone else picturing this guy right now?? Cause really, he spelled it out for men everywhere...

Total submission to my wants and needs

ETA: with a smile :happy:

Intelligent
Accomplished
Great Cook
Loving
Affectionate
Innapropriate Sense of Humor
Positive
Independent
Trustworthy
"Stuff" in all the right places

I dunno... maybe we should meet for beers first.

I don't pay attention.. this post said guys only.. I couldn't resist to see what these guys would come up with.

I can't decide if "irony" or "oxymoron" is what I'm looking for here... Help me out guys.

"Typical" is the word you are looking for

I don't pay attention.. this post said guys only.. I couldn't resist to see what these guys would come up with.

I can't decide if "irony" or "oxymoron" is what I'm looking for here... Help me out guys.

You're looking for "nosy women who can't follow simple instructions and are hence not girlfriend material"

I don't pay attention.. this post said guys only.. I couldn't resist to see what these guys would come up with.

I can't decide if "irony" or "oxymoron" is what I'm looking for here... Help me out guys.

You're looking for "nosy women who can't follow simple instructions and are hence not girlfriend material"

you're rite.. I am not.

One that knows her place, shuts up, don't nag a lot and doesn't whine about me having a wife.

lmao