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    Guys only: What makes the perfect girlfriend?

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      you're rite.. I am not.

      I think you're awesome. Ignore the haters and thanks for commenting. You make the thread fun.:flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
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      Your profile pic matches your personality. That's awesome!

      Thanks :blushing:
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      Your profile pic matches your personality. That's awesome!

      Indeed. They are both amazing. I hear one can get it them self too if they work on it.
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      Is anyone else picturing this guy right now?? Cause really, he spelled it out for men everywhere...

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      Mind meld. That was my first thought when this topic came up.

      Oh Romeo Rose, let me love on you and that sweet *kitten* guitar!
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    • Posts: 8,399 Member
      1. sense of humor
      2. intelligence
      3. adventurous (travel, food, sex, trying new things)
      4. understanding that my feelers are delicate

      I don't date insects.
    • Posts: 259 Member
      Is anyone else picturing this guy right now?? Cause really, he spelled it out for men everywhere...

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      Oh gawd
    • Posts: 1,260 Member
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      I think you're awesome. Ignore the haters and thanks for commenting. You make the thread fun.:flowerforyou:


      thank you :):flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 259 Member
      Attractive & Tolerable.

      I like this response.
    • Posts: 824 Member
      Pssst....


      ...some girls have girlfriends too.
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      Awesome
    • Posts: 4,966 Member
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      IPAKiller is the Jesus Shuttlesworth of MFP

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    • Posts: 4,323 Member
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      I don't date insects.

      that really bugs me about you.
    • Posts: 8,399 Member
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      that really bugs me about you.

      I guess I'd butter fly away...
    • Posts: 1,812 Member
      Try being more like me.

      Stop setting unattainable standards. You aren't being supportive of my gurney to be a perfect girlfriend! Gawd! :sad:
    • Posts: 1,812 Member
      Men have two emotions. Hungry and horny.

      If he hasn't got an erection, you better be in the kitchen making a sammich.

      :laugh:

      Works for me.

      But, the sammich is for me. Not him. He can make his own GD sammich. :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 433 Member
      Cute, big boobs, compliant, and mute :laugh: :wink:
    • Posts: 2,486 Member
      Cute, big boobs, compliant, and mute :laugh: :wink:
      1 out of 4 ain't bad...amirite?
    • Posts: 259 Member
      She has to be able to laugh at herself.
      She does not have to have an IQ of 130 but, she cannot be an idiot either
      She cannot be a smoker or a drug user
      She cannot be a HEAVY drinker.
      While a history is acceptable, she cannot constantly complain about her past.
      As long as she smiles more then she frowns, I am ok.
      She cannot be afraid to get dirty either in play or in work.
      She has to have an honest to goodness loving heart. Not just when people are watching.
      And while she doesn't have to be STUNNIG, she does have to be better looking then me.

      This is quite reasonable
    • Posts: 43 Member
      Cute, big boobs, compliant, and mute :laugh: :wink:

      This sounds like a Disney fairytale.
    • Posts: 259 Member
      Have your own goals in life
      Be independent
      Don't be obsessed with buying crap
      Squat
      Deadlift

      Oh dear. I have been doing this all wrong.
    • Posts: 9,026 Member
      a pulse
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      This is quite reasonable

      Quite? I'd say perfectly reasonable... ;)
    • Posts: 900 Member
      One my wife will never find out about.
    • Posts: 2,467 Member
      All I want is a woman with a big but and a smile but BBD told me never to trust those types of women so, I'll settle for a big butt and a smirk!

      Big butts rule!!! lol....
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      The only thing a PERFECT girlfriend needs is an understanding that while you are a part of our lives, and a GREAT part at that, you are NOT the ENTIRETY of our lives.

      NOT thinking about you literally EVERY second doesn't mean we're NOT thinking about you, and it certainly doesn't mean we're not in love with you. However, the perfect girlfriend understands that there are other things on our minds. There are other people we think about, and worry about.

      And keep in mind, even though society/media doesn't necessarily seem to put as much pressure on guys to look perfect doesn't mean we don't think about it. That's likely why a lot of guys are on this site. Even though we may not admit it, we put a lot of pressure on ourselves to look just as good for you as you want to look good for us. Accusing us of not appreciating how you look doesn't help us to appreciate, nor does it help us feel good about ourselves.

      And PLEASE understand that while men aren't always as complicated or as emotional as women, that doesn't mean that we can't occasionally be exactly that. Sometimes we need space. Sometimes we NEED that night of drunken bull**** with our friends to feel good. Again, just because you are a part of our lives doesn't mean you ARE our lives.

      We're not mind readers, and we know you aren't either.

      Understanding. That's what makes a perfect girlfriend.
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      And also. Boobs.
      Hilarious!!
    • Posts: 2,131 Member
      Pssst....


      ...some girls have girlfriends too.

      That's what I was thinking
    • Posts: 259 Member
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      Quite? I'd say perfectly reasonable... ;)

      teeheee
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