Guys only: What makes the perfect girlfriend?
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Also, HILARIOUS!!!1. sense of humor
2. intelligence
3. adventurous (travel, food, sex, trying new things)
4. understanding that my feelers are delicate
I don't date insects.0 -
Yes! I am with you on this one!Men have two emotions. Hungry and horny.
If he hasn't got an erection, you better be in the kitchen making a sammich.
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Works for me.
But, the sammich is for me. Not him. He can make his own GD sammich. :bigsmile:0 -
I don't get the whole "sammich" thing...0
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Bacon, bourbon, beer and enjoying movies with Hugh Grant and/or Meryl Streep in them. Not necessarily in that order. A love of Crossfit and Mizzou sports doesn't hurt either. :bigsmile:0
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1 out of 4 ain't bad...amirite?Cute, big boobs, compliant, and mute :laugh:
Now, now.....give yourself credit, you're AT LEAST 2 of 4 (and for you, I'd upgrade "cute" to "HOT") :drinker:0 -
Bacon, bourbon, beer and enjoying movies with Hugh Grant and/or Meryl Streep in them. Not necessarily in that order. A love of Crossfit and Mizzou sports doesn't hurt either. :bigsmile:
Movies doesn't begin with "b"... 0 -
The only thing a PERFECT girlfriend needs is an understanding that while you are a part of our lives, and a GREAT part at that, you are NOT the ENTIRETY of our lives.
NOT thinking about you literally EVERY second doesn't mean we're NOT thinking about you, and it certainly doesn't mean we're not in love with you. However, the perfect girlfriend understands that there are other things on our minds. There are other people we think about, and worry about.
And keep in mind, even though society/media doesn't necessarily seem to put as much pressure on guys to look perfect doesn't mean we don't think about it. That's likely why a lot of guys are on this site. Even though we may not admit it, we put a lot of pressure on ourselves to look just as good for you as you want to look good for us. Accusing us of not appreciating how you look doesn't help us to appreciate, nor does it help us feel good about ourselves.
And PLEASE understand that while men aren't always as complicated or as emotional as women, that doesn't mean that we can't occasionally be exactly that. Sometimes we need space. Sometimes we NEED that night of drunken bull**** with our friends to feel good. Again, just because you are a part of our lives doesn't mean you ARE our lives.
We're not mind readers, and we know you aren't either.
Understanding. That's what makes a perfect girlfriend.
I'm going to hazard a guess, and say that you've wanted to get that off your chest for quite some time now...0 -
:laugh: :laugh:Guys are wayyyy too needy and are way too sensitive! I was shocked to find this out later down the road....
You Should see things from the guys perspective.0 -
I don't get the whole "sammich" thing...
How YOU doin'?0 -
The one who will still be with you when you turn 65.0
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:laugh: :laugh:Guys are wayyyy too needy and are way too sensitive! I was shocked to find this out later down the road....
You Should see things from the guys perspective.
Lol women are needy, whiney, and crazy.. but they sure are a lot of fun!!
Men aren't suppose to be ...0 -
Swag0
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A girl needs to know when to stfu0
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:laugh: :laugh:Guys are wayyyy too needy and are way too sensitive! I was shocked to find this out later down the road....
You Should see things from the guys perspective.
Lol women are needy, whiney, and crazy.. but they sure are a lot of fun!!
Men aren't suppose to be ...
We're not supposed to be a lot of fun! ? 0 -
:laugh: :laugh:Guys are wayyyy too needy and are way too sensitive! I was shocked to find this out later down the road....
You Should see things from the guys perspective.
Lol women are needy, whiney, and crazy.. but they sure are a lot of fun!!
Men aren't suppose to be ...
We're not supposed to be a lot of fun! ?
No whiney, guys are a lot of fun too.
I guess I'm just bashing a few of the more uptight ones who can't joke.
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D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww <33333The one who will still be with you when you turn 65.0 -
A girl needs to know when to stfu
I agree with this.0 -
The only thing a PERFECT girlfriend needs is an understanding that while you are a part of our lives, and a GREAT part at that, you are NOT the ENTIRETY of our lives.
NOT thinking about you literally EVERY second doesn't mean we're NOT thinking about you, and it certainly doesn't mean we're not in love with you. However, the perfect girlfriend understands that there are other things on our minds. There are other people we think about, and worry about.
And keep in mind, even though society/media doesn't necessarily seem to put as much pressure on guys to look perfect doesn't mean we don't think about it. That's likely why a lot of guys are on this site. Even though we may not admit it, we put a lot of pressure on ourselves to look just as good for you as you want to look good for us. Accusing us of not appreciating how you look doesn't help us to appreciate, nor does it help us feel good about ourselves.
And PLEASE understand that while men aren't always as complicated or as emotional as women, that doesn't mean that we can't occasionally be exactly that. Sometimes we need space. Sometimes we NEED that night of drunken bull**** with our friends to feel good. Again, just because you are a part of our lives doesn't mean you ARE our lives.
We're not mind readers, and we know you aren't either.
Understanding. That's what makes a perfect girlfriend.
I'm going to hazard a guess, and say that you've wanted to get that off your chest for quite some time now...
Not particularly, but it's what I really believe and I wanted to give a complete answer. Something more than just, "BIG BOOBS" "MAKE SAMMICH" or "SHE PERTY."0 -
A pulse?0
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Thigh Gap.0
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That heffa betta like Tacos.0
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One that never contacts my wife.0
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Beautiful on the inside. I would also like beautiful on the outside, but inside wins out over outside. Smart. Thoughtful. Loving. Gentle but strong. Sweet and caring. Supportive. Able to accept all of my love and compliments. Willing to listen. She has to be willing to love my children, just as I will love her children. Faith is also important to me. :-)0
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Beautiful
Intelligent
Gentle
Thoughtful
Innocent
Trustworthy
Sensitive
a librarian??
I have a friend who meets all of those criteria...
All two of them.0 -
Oh sweetie, you are already the perfect girlfriend, you just need to find the man who defines you as such. Don't try to cram yourself into someone else's mold.
Be yourself! It'll all work out in the end, I promise.0 -
Beautiful
Intelligent
Gentle
Thoughtful
Innocent
Trustworthy
Sensitive
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I'm surprised nobody mentioned swallowing as a desirable trait.0
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a twin sister with little morals.
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I'm surprised nobody mentioned swallowing as a desirable trait.
Spitters are quitters0 -
That's the spirit!I'm surprised nobody mentioned swallowing as a desirable trait.
Spitters are quitters0
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