Ladies: What makes the perfect boyfriend?

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  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    as long as they aint too proud to beg

    Begging makes me feel so damn unpretty
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    Don't let anyone make you feel bad about yourself girlfriend.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    as long as they aint too proud to beg

    Begging makes me feel so damn unpretty

    The just put your hat to the back
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through


    No she needs to learn to depend on herself
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through

    The shoes i'm wearing, I bought them..
    The rock i'm rocking, i bought it..
    The house i live in, I bought it!*
    Cause i depend on me!**







    *With his money.
    **to take all his money
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    I've never heard that song before until we had karaoke the other night. It was quite humorous.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    as long as they aint too proud to beg

    Begging makes me feel so damn unpretty

    The just put your hat to the back

    I could do that. Keep it on the downlow. Said Nobody is supposed to know. And creep you.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through

    The shoes i'm wearing, I bought them..
    The rock i'm rocking, i bought it..
    The house i live in, I bought it!*
    Cause i depend on me!**







    *With his money.
    **to take all his money

    What can I say.

    You're a survivor
    You're not gon give up
    You're not gon stop
    You're gon work harder*


    *To take all of his money
  • AestheticStar
    AestheticStar Posts: 447 Member
    Dean Ambrose...


    Lol. On a more serious answer:
    Good sense of humor. Adventurous. Ambitions. Someone that can listen & be there in rough times/moments, just as I'd be there for them.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through

    The shoes i'm wearing, I bought them..
    The rock i'm rocking, i bought it..
    The house i live in, I bought it!*
    Cause i depend on me!**







    *With his money.
    **to take all his money

    What can I say.

    You're a survivor
    You're not gon give up
    You're not gon stop
    You're gon work harder*


    *To take all of his money

    This goes out to all my girls that's in the club rocking the latest
    Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later*




    *from the sucker who's waiting at home.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    What qualities in a man make the perfect boyfriend?

    DOUGH AND POWER.

    Get it girlfriend!
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through

    The shoes i'm wearing, I bought them..
    The rock i'm rocking, i bought it..
    The house i live in, I bought it!*
    Cause i depend on me!**







    *With his money.
    **to take all his money

    What can I say.

    You're a survivor
    You're not gon give up
    You're not gon stop
    You're gon work harder*


    *To take all of his money

    This goes out to all my girls that's in the club rocking the latest
    Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later*




    *from the sucker who's waiting at home.

    Whatever you desire, I'll aspire. Let me cater to you.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through

    The shoes i'm wearing, I bought them..
    The rock i'm rocking, i bought it..
    The house i live in, I bought it!*
    Cause i depend on me!**







    *With his money.
    **to take all his money

    What can I say.

    You're a survivor
    You're not gon give up
    You're not gon stop
    You're gon work harder*


    *To take all of his money

    This goes out to all my girls that's in the club rocking the latest
    Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later*




    *from the sucker who's waiting at home.

    Whatever you desire, I'll aspire. Let me cater to you.

    I knew i'd get what i want. Because:

    I drive these brothers crazy,
    I do it on the daily,
    They treat me really nicely,
    They buy me all these ices.
    Dolce & Gabbana,
    Fendi and that Donna
    Karan, they be sharin'
    All their money got me wearin' fly
    Brother I ain't askin,
    They say they love my *kitten* ‘n,
    Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
    I say no, but they keep givin'
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.
  • ploppersdf1
    ploppersdf1 Posts: 89 Member
    A man who makes me feel beautiful.
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    She put a bag on my head.. doesn't matter had sex!
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through

    The shoes i'm wearing, I bought them..
    The rock i'm rocking, i bought it..
    The house i live in, I bought it!*
    Cause i depend on me!**







    *With his money.
    **to take all his money

    What can I say.

    You're a survivor
    You're not gon give up
    You're not gon stop
    You're gon work harder*


    *To take all of his money

    This goes out to all my girls that's in the club rocking the latest
    Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later*




    *from the sucker who's waiting at home.

    Whatever you desire, I'll aspire. Let me cater to you.

    I knew i'd get what i want. Because:

    I drive these brothers crazy,
    I do it on the daily,
    They treat me really nicely,
    They buy me all these ices.
    Dolce & Gabbana,
    Fendi and that Donna
    Karan, they be sharin'
    All their money got me wearin' fly
    Brother I ain't askin,
    They say they love my *kitten* ‘n,
    Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
    I say no, but they keep givin'

    So the question remains...

    What we gonna do with that junk? All junk inside that trunk?

    I could be your baby, you could be my honey
    Lets spend time not money*


    * Who am i kidding though :p
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Perfect boyfriend?
    Stop chasing unicorns ladies..
    dont go chasin waterfalls...

    Cuz y'all don't want no scrub?

    I feel like the whole MFP thinks I'm a gold digger.
    It's really depressing, tbh.
    But it's okay. I still have my ex's credit card. I am going on a little shopping trip to make myself feel better tomorrow.

    He can you pay your bills? He can pay your telephone bills? He can pay your automo' bills? Then maybe you two could chill. I dont think he can, so you and him are through

    The shoes i'm wearing, I bought them..
    The rock i'm rocking, i bought it..
    The house i live in, I bought it!*
    Cause i depend on me!**







    *With his money.
    **to take all his money

    What can I say.

    You're a survivor
    You're not gon give up
    You're not gon stop
    You're gon work harder*


    *To take all of his money

    This goes out to all my girls that's in the club rocking the latest
    Who will buy it for themselves and get more money later*




    *from the sucker who's waiting at home.

    Whatever you desire, I'll aspire. Let me cater to you.

    I knew i'd get what i want. Because:

    I drive these brothers crazy,
    I do it on the daily,
    They treat me really nicely,
    They buy me all these ices.
    Dolce & Gabbana,
    Fendi and that Donna
    Karan, they be sharin'
    All their money got me wearin' fly
    Brother I ain't askin,
    They say they love my *kitten* ‘n,
    Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
    I say no, but they keep givin'

    So the question remains...

    What we gonna do with that junk? All junk inside that trunk?

    I could be your baby, you could be my honey
    Lets spend time not money*


    * Who am i kidding though :p

    Ain't no one got time for..well, time. Because:

    He come through with the money and the garter bags
    I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
    We independent women, some mistake us for wh#$%s
    I'm sayin‘, why spend mine when I can spend yours
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters

    It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
    Every time you come around me i get weak*






    *thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters

    It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
    Every time you come around me i get weak*






    *thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.

    It's worth it. I'd go...

    East side to the west side
    Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
    You got tricks in the stash
    Stacking up the cash
    Fast when it comes to the gas
    By no means average
    You're on when you got to have it
    Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
    Can I get down, so I can win*





    *Until I'm broke after you clean me out
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters

    It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
    Every time you come around me i get weak*






    *thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.

    It's worth it. I'd go...

    East side to the west side
    Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
    You got tricks in the stash
    Stacking up the cash
    Fast when it comes to the gas
    By no means average
    You're on when you got to have it
    Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
    Can I get down, so I can win*





    *Until I'm broke after you clean me out


    You could buy me diamonds
    You could buy me pearls
    Take me on a cruise around the world
    Baby you know I'm worth it
  • monisiaczeq
    monisiaczeq Posts: 131 Member
    sex, weights and protein shakes :)

    genuine nice lad will do though.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters

    It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
    Every time you come around me i get weak*






    *thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.

    It's worth it. I'd go...

    East side to the west side
    Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
    You got tricks in the stash
    Stacking up the cash
    Fast when it comes to the gas
    By no means average
    You're on when you got to have it
    Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
    Can I get down, so I can win*





    *Until I'm broke after you clean me out


    You could buy me diamonds
    You could buy me pearls
    Take me on a cruise around the world
    Baby you know I'm worth it

    There is so much more than money

    Although we've come to the End Of The Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
    Come to the End of the Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you

    Girl, I know you really love me,
    You just don't realize*
    You've never been there before
    It's only your first time

    Maybe I'll forgive you, hmm
    Maybe you'll try
    We should be happy together
    Forever, you and I**





    *Realize I'm broke as F&*^ and supplement my lavish lifestyle on piles of credit
    **You're gone.
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    lolz
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.


    *charge it to your boyfriend's card

    I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
    Make love on a beach of jet black sand
    Outside in the rain we can do it all night
    I'll touch all the places he would not
    And some you never knew would get you hot
    Nothin' is forbidden when we touch

    Baby, I wanna do
    All of the things your man won't do*






    *as long as you've got the money.

    I'm not buying it.

    I can tell your lying, because when your replying
    Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters

    It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
    Every time you come around me i get weak*






    *thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.

    It's worth it. I'd go...

    East side to the west side
    Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
    You got tricks in the stash
    Stacking up the cash
    Fast when it comes to the gas
    By no means average
    You're on when you got to have it
    Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
    Can I get down, so I can win*





    *Until I'm broke after you clean me out


    You could buy me diamonds
    You could buy me pearls
    Take me on a cruise around the world
    Baby you know I'm worth it

    There is so much more than money

    Although we've come to the End Of The Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
    Come to the End of the Road
    Still I can't let you go
    It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you

    Girl, I know you really love me,
    You just don't realize*
    You've never been there before
    It's only your first time

    Maybe I'll forgive you, hmm
    Maybe you'll try
    We should be happy together
    Forever, you and I**





    *Realize I'm broke as F&*^ and supplement my lavish lifestyle on piles of credit
    **You're gone.


    If you treat me fairly
    I'll give you all my goods
    Treat you like a real woman should
    Baby I know you're worth it
    If you never play me
    Promise not to bluff
    I'll hold you down when **** gets rough*






    Until the money is gone.
  • does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    does not exist...

    ^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^

    The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you :) In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him

    But what about MONEY!!!!