Ladies: What makes the perfect boyfriend?
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:does not exist...
^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^
The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you
In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him
But what about MONEY!!!!
For all you know, he ain't no scrub lmao.0 -
does not exist...
^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^
The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him
But what about MONEY!!!!
What about it? 0 -
does not exist...
^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^
The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him
But what about MONEY!!!!
What about it?
Money makes the world go round.
Well, that and fat bottomed girls.0 -
does not exist...
^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^
The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him
But what about MONEY!!!!
What about it?
Money makes the world go round.
Well, that and fat bottomed girls.
hahahaha If you're thinking of the material world :P I prefer love, to be honest =]0 -
If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.
*charge it to your boyfriend's card
I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
Make love on a beach of jet black sand
Outside in the rain we can do it all night
I'll touch all the places he would not
And some you never knew would get you hot
Nothin' is forbidden when we touch
Baby, I wanna do
All of the things your man won't do*
*as long as you've got the money.
I'm not buying it.
I can tell your lying, because when your replying
Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters
It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
Every time you come around me i get weak*
*thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.
It's worth it. I'd go...
East side to the west side
Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
You got tricks in the stash
Stacking up the cash
Fast when it comes to the gas
By no means average
You're on when you got to have it
Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
Can I get down, so I can win*
*Until I'm broke after you clean me out
You could buy me diamonds
You could buy me pearls
Take me on a cruise around the world
Baby you know I'm worth it
There is so much more than money
Although we've come to the End Of The Road
Still I can't let you go
It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
Come to the End of the Road
Still I can't let you go
It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
Girl, I know you really love me,
You just don't realize*
You've never been there before
It's only your first time
Maybe I'll forgive you, hmm
Maybe you'll try
We should be happy together
Forever, you and I**
*Realize I'm broke as F&*^ and supplement my lavish lifestyle on piles of credit
**You're gone.
If you treat me fairly
I'll give you all my goods
Treat you like a real woman should
Baby I know you're worth it
If you never play me
Promise not to bluff
I'll hold you down when **** gets rough*
Until the money is gone.
Oh really? So while the money is flowing...
We can make love on the bedroom?
Floating on top of my waterbed?
I'm kissing you
Running my fingers through your hair
In the hallway ?
Making love away beside the stairs
We can do it anywhere...??
I can love you in the shower?
Both of our bodies dripping wet
On the patio we can make a night you won't forget?
On the kitchen floor?
As I softly pull your hair?
We can do it anywhere, anywhere...?
Until I'm broke and you leave me0 -
Whatever you do, don't make him out of playdough. Playdough does not make the perfect boyfriend, no matter what anyone else has told you. They are wrong. You're Welcome!0
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does not exist...
^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^
The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him
But what about MONEY!!!!
What about it?
Money makes the world go round.
Well, that and fat bottomed girls.
hahahaha If you're thinking of the material world :P I prefer love, to be honest =]
Ahhhh, you're me 5 years ago! :flowerforyou:
Love is cool and all, but:
I need a soldier
That ain't scared to stand up for me
Known to carry big things
If you know what I mean*
If your status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he looking at me
I need a soldier
That ain't scared to stand up for me
[b[Gotta know to get dough[/b]
And he betta be street
To avoid any confusion the "big things" refers to his genitalia.0 -
does not exist...
^ impossible; I have a perfect boyfriend and he is very existent ^_^
The perfect boyfriend is a mirror image of you. He will not exist if you don't exist the way you want him to be. Essentially, you have to BE your idea of a perfect partner to find the reciprocal of you In my case, he is kind, sweet, romantic, respectful, supportive, loving, considerate, dedicated, honest, and incredibly handsome (of course!) to name a few. He exists ladies. I found mine, it just took finding the best version of myself first to get to him
But what about MONEY!!!!
What about it?
Money makes the world go round.
Well, that and fat bottomed girls.
hahahaha If you're thinking of the material world :P I prefer love, to be honest =]
Ahhhh, you're me 5 years ago! :flowerforyou:
Love is cool and all, but:
I need a soldier
That ain't scared to stand up for me
Known to carry big things
If you know what I mean*
If your status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he looking at me
I need a soldier
That ain't scared to stand up for me
[b[Gotta know to get dough[/b]
And he betta be street
To avoid any confusion the "big things" refers to his genitalia.
To each their own
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If you don't like your boyfriend then meet me at the hotel room.
*charge it to your boyfriend's card
I'll put a string a pearls right in your hand
Make love on a beach of jet black sand
Outside in the rain we can do it all night
I'll touch all the places he would not
And some you never knew would get you hot
Nothin' is forbidden when we touch
Baby, I wanna do
All of the things your man won't do*
*as long as you've got the money.
I'm not buying it.
I can tell your lying, because when your replying
Stutters, stutters, stu stu stutters
It's amazing how you knocked me off my feet
Every time you come around me i get weak*
*thinking about all the money you're about to spend on my a%$.
It's worth it. I'd go...
East side to the west side
Pushing phat rides, it's no surprise
You got tricks in the stash
Stacking up the cash
Fast when it comes to the gas
By no means average
You're on when you got to have it
Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
Can I get down, so I can win*
*Until I'm broke after you clean me out
You could buy me diamonds
You could buy me pearls
Take me on a cruise around the world
Baby you know I'm worth it
There is so much more than money
Although we've come to the End Of The Road
Still I can't let you go
It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
Come to the End of the Road
Still I can't let you go
It's unnatural, you belong to me, I belong to you
Girl, I know you really love me,
You just don't realize*
You've never been there before
It's only your first time
Maybe I'll forgive you, hmm
Maybe you'll try
We should be happy together
Forever, you and I**
*Realize I'm broke as F&*^ and supplement my lavish lifestyle on piles of credit
**You're gone.
If you treat me fairly
I'll give you all my goods
Treat you like a real woman should
Baby I know you're worth it
If you never play me
Promise not to bluff
I'll hold you down when **** gets rough*
Until the money is gone.
Oh really? So while the money is flowing...
We can make love on the bedroom?
Floating on top of my waterbed?
I'm kissing you
Running my fingers through your hair
In the hallway ?
Making love away beside the stairs
We can do it anywhere...??
I can love you in the shower?
Both of our bodies dripping wet
On the patio we can make a night you won't forget?
On the kitchen floor?
As I softly pull your hair?
We can do it anywhere, anywhere...?
Until I'm broke and you leave me
Yes. Everywhere. As long as i get what i need.
(money)
Ain't no shame when i do my thang
I just make sure i stay ahead of the game0 -
i'm learning0
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Lol, this happens at the beginning of just about every relationship.Looks at me and makes me feel like I'm the only woman in the world
Good communicator, both at listening and expressing his feelings
Affectionate
Funny
Ambitious
Good looking and muscular a plus but not a deal breaker
A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
IDEA Fitness member
Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition0 -
Not a Cowboys fan.
Not a spoiled brat with a sense of entitlement
Not into drinking/drugging
Not condescending
Patient, does not antagonize me further when I'm off on one of my spiels
Likes to travel, have new experiences, motivated
Lives every day not for perfection but for personal growth
Sees the beauty in the little things in life
Realizes how small life's little irritations are and does not let them steal his peace
Speaks his appreciation/says grace before meals and before bed, counting his blessings
Realizes that inner peace comes from helping uplift others
.... and must like onions and garlic.0 -
Please return to the topic, folks. (two pages of lyrics -- while mildly entertaining -- aren't very helpful and have been reported)
For those who have stayed on track...
So many attributes listed that are basically universal... any of which can be overcome when love decides to interfere and tosses your carefully considered criteria in the trash. Don't limit yourself by narrowly considering only those with the "desired" qualities -- he may not be rich/gorgeous/demonstrative/athletic/...whatever, but could have just that certain 'something' that makes him your ideal match.
Again, the emphasis should be on cultivating a friendship before any BF/GF relationship -- you just might discover the 'something' you never knew you needed!0 -
Please return to the topic, folks. (two pages of lyrics -- while mildly entertaining -- aren't very helpful and have been reported)
:huh: :huh:
You joined MFP to just tattle-tale?0 -
HONEST, committed, witty, enough energy to keep up with me, hard working.0
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He goes for long walks with me.
He feeds me and shares his food too.
He pets me.
He scratches that spot I can't reach and makes my legs tremble.
He whistles at me.
He screams out my name when he really wants me.
He lets me sit in his lap while we watch tv.
He gives me a bone to play with.
He gives me unconditional love.
Oh... and he picks up my sh*# without complaining.
x pant pant pant x0 -
Useful.0
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Please return to the topic, folks. (two pages of lyrics -- while mildly entertaining -- aren't very helpful and have been reported)
For those who have stayed on track...
This reminds me, I need to return to the perfect girlfriend thread and add some tips of what guys are not looking for0 -
In my opinion, the perfect guy would be.. someone who is willing to be there with you through everything you do and enjoy it and not make you feel bad about it. Like a best friend. if you can be pals and enjoy things in common.. and have inside jokes, laugh, BE YOURSELF around him with out feeling like you have to be Fake. Its all about the personality.
Oh and the biggest turn off is a guy who can not pick up after himself. Like seriously!! I am your girl not your mamma.
And a win would be a guy who can at least cook something. sheeesh.. i don't wanna do everything all the time. I would love to feel taken care of.
And that's a perfect guy! in my opinion.0 -
In my opinion, the perfect guy would be.. someone who is willing to be there with you through everything you do and enjoy it and not make you feel bad about it. Like a best friend. if you can be pals and enjoy things in common.. and have inside jokes, laugh, BE YOURSELF around him with out feeling like you have to be Fake. Its all about the personality.
Oh and the biggest turn off is a guy who can not pick up after himself. Like seriously!! I am your girl not your mamma.
And a win would be a guy who can at least cook something. sheeesh.. i don't wanna do everything all the time. I would love to feel taken care of.
And that's a perfect guy! in my opinion.
So what you're saying is, the perfect guy would be a woman? Can I volunteer for the procreation duties?0 -
Ah, sounds like you'd love my fiance LOL.In my opinion, the perfect guy would be.. someone who is willing to be there with you through everything you do and enjoy it and not make you feel bad about it. Like a best friend. if you can be pals and enjoy things in common.. and have inside jokes, laugh, BE YOURSELF around him with out feeling like you have to be Fake. Its all about the personality.
Oh and the biggest turn off is a guy who can not pick up after himself. Like seriously!! I am your girl not your mamma.
And a win would be a guy who can at least cook something. sheeesh.. i don't wanna do everything all the time. I would love to feel taken care of.
And that's a perfect guy! in my opinion.0 -
a penis.0
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The strappy kind, right?a penis.0 -
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My boyfriend would agree.
I came here to make a joke about a penis, but then I saw this..sigh..aaah...
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The strappy kind, right?a penis.
even better!0 -
strong jaw0
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The strappy kind, right?a penis.
:huh: :huh:
Was just about to say I could handle that requirement, and then you step in w/ that Plight....
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Heyyyy, I'm not stopping you! Go handle your thing haha :P
The strappy kind, right?a penis.
:huh: :huh:
Was just about to say I could handle that requirement, and then you step in w/ that Plight....
ETA: Wowww, that sounded creepier than intended. Sooo not editing it.0 -
Money and a big...personality.0
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