Ladies: What makes the perfect boyfriend?
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He goes for long walks with me.
He feeds me and shares his food too.
He pets me.
He scratches that spot I can't reach and makes my legs tremble.
He whistles at me.
He screams out my name when he really wants me.
He lets me sit in his lap while we watch tv.
He gives me a bone to play with.
He gives me unconditional love.
Oh... and he picks up my sh*# without complaining.
x pant pant pant x
this is pretty good too0 -
a penis.
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Was just about to say I could handle that requirement, and then you step in w/ that Plight....
ETA: Wowww, that sounded creepier than intended. Sooo not editing it.
No, I will just go home now.....being replaced by a toy.
So sucks. :laugh: :laugh:0 -
a penis.
:huh: :huh:
Was just about to say I could handle that requirement, and then you step in w/ that Plight....
ETA: Wowww, that sounded creepier than intended. Sooo not editing it.
No, I will just go home now.....being replaced by a toy.
So sucks. :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.
hmm....well you suggested it. :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.
hmm....well you suggested it. :laugh: :laugh:
Your wife would probably agree hahaha.0 -
I've been told that the perfect boyfriend can carry a cup of coffee in each and and yet still hold a dozen donuts.0
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There is no such thing as a perfect boyfriend, or girlfriend for that matter.
The best partners are those that deeply and truly care about each other to the point that the other persons happiness is more important than their own. They need to be true partners that share in all things, good or bad, and act as a team. Each person should do little things that show the other how much they care for the other.
The grass is always green when it's taken care of.0 -
I've been told that the perfect boyfriend can carry a cup of coffee in each and and yet still hold a dozen donuts.0
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Please return to the topic, folks. (two pages of lyrics -- while mildly entertaining -- aren't very helpful and have been reported)
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You joined MFP to just tattle-tale?0 -
Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.
hmm....well you suggested it. :laugh: :laugh:
Your wife would probably agree hahaha.0 -
Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.
hmm....well you suggested it. :laugh: :laugh:
Your wife would probably agree hahaha.0 -
Please return to the topic, folks. (two pages of lyrics -- while mildly entertaining -- aren't very helpful and have been reported)
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You joined MFP to just tattle-tale?
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Sorry
:flowerforyou:
Just usually I associate sarcasm w/ smiliey's0 -
a man who is willing to sleep on the wet spot without complaining0
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Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.
hmm....well you suggested it. :laugh: :laugh:
Your wife would probably agree hahaha.
perhaps you are right...but women are tricky, you should know.
They are like cats.0 -
Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.
hmm....well you suggested it. :laugh: :laugh:
Your wife would probably agree hahaha.
perhaps you are right...but women are tricky, you should know.
They are like cats.
haha.0 -
Funny, smart and kind.0
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A penis.
A job.
Social skills.
Confidence.
A sense of humor.
+sammich making.
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And that's a perfect guy! in my opinion.
So what you're saying is, the perfect guy would be a woman? ............
anda penis.
According to the above quoted - I would make a damn good boyfriend! Okay, so maybe I am not male, but it still looks to me like I meet all the requirements.0 -
There is no ONE way to be perfect. It's who is perfect for YOU and vice-versa. For instance, I noticed someone's list said "wants kids".
Nope. My boyfriend has a kid from a previous relationship. He has no desire for a 2nd, I have no desire for a 1st. I'm happy with being a sort-of stepparent but that's it for me.
So I would say if you need a list:
1. Makes you happy a majority of the time.
2. When he's not making you happy, it's something that in the big picture is not really a big deal, or is something that can be resolved.
3. is willing and comfortable communicating (that includes the feelings, bc they do have those believe it or not )
4. A similiar sense of humor to yours
5. An open mind (at least about most things)
6. A general respect and appreciation for others
7. The ability to stimulate your mind with conversation
8. The ability/willingness/desire to satisfy you and himself physically
9. The ability to show selflessness
10. The ability to apologize
and a sumary of MY requirements:
I require satisfaction physically, emotionally and intellectually.0 -
Be fun
Be romantic
Be considerate and caring
Have a personality and sense if humor
family man
Faithful and honest and Respectful
Makes me laugh
Not afriad to show me he loves me
I must say I did find the perfect man!! He is definetly one of a kind!!0
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