Ladies: What makes the perfect boyfriend?

He goes for long walks with me.
He feeds me and shares his food too.
He pets me.
He scratches that spot I can't reach and makes my legs tremble.
He whistles at me.
He screams out my name when he really wants me.
He lets me sit in his lap while we watch tv.
He gives me a bone to play with.
He gives me unconditional love.

Oh... and he picks up my sh*# without complaining.

x pant pant pant x

this is pretty good too

a penis.

The strappy kind, right?

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Was just about to say I could handle that requirement, and then you step in w/ that Plight....

Heyyyy, I'm not stopping you! Go handle your thing haha :P
ETA: Wowww, that sounded creepier than intended. Sooo not editing it.

No, I will just go home now.....being replaced by a toy.
So sucks. :laugh: :laugh:

Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.

Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.

hmm....well you suggested it. :laugh: :laugh:

To HER, not to YOU LOLOL.
Your wife would probably agree hahaha.

There is no such thing as a perfect boyfriend, or girlfriend for that matter.

The best partners are those that deeply and truly care about each other to the point that the other persons happiness is more important than their own. They need to be true partners that share in all things, good or bad, and act as a team. Each person should do little things that show the other how much they care for the other.

The grass is always green when it's taken care of.

Please return to the topic, folks. (two pages of lyrics -- while mildly entertaining -- aren't very helpful and have been reported)

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You joined MFP to just tattle-tale?

Don't recognize tounge-in-cheek much, do you? I guess I shouldn't have made that line sound so freakin' serious -- my bad. Should have remembered we're in "Chit-chat, Fun and Games" where forum rules seem not to apply.

Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.

hmm....well you suggested it. :laugh: :laugh:

To HER, not to YOU LOLOL.
Your wife would probably agree hahaha.

Let's hope she does. :bigsmile:

Idk, after 3 kids, pretty sure she does hehehe.

a man who is willing to sleep on the wet spot without complaining

Hey now, toys aren't for everybody lol.

hmm....well you suggested it. :laugh: :laugh:

To HER, not to YOU LOLOL.
Your wife would probably agree hahaha.

Let's hope she does. :bigsmile:

Idk, after 3 kids, pretty sure she does hehehe.

perhaps you are right...but women are tricky, you should know.
They are like cats.

Of course I should know, I'm female lol :P
haha.

A penis.
A job.
Social skills.
Confidence.
A sense of humor.

+sammich making.

+motivation

There is no ONE way to be perfect. It's who is perfect for YOU and vice-versa. For instance, I noticed someone's list said "wants kids".

Nope. My boyfriend has a kid from a previous relationship. He has no desire for a 2nd, I have no desire for a 1st. I'm happy with being a sort-of stepparent but that's it for me.

So I would say if you need a list:

1. Makes you happy a majority of the time.
2. When he's not making you happy, it's something that in the big picture is not really a big deal, or is something that can be resolved.
3. is willing and comfortable communicating (that includes the feelings, bc they do have those believe it or not )
4. A similiar sense of humor to yours
5. An open mind (at least about most things)
6. A general respect and appreciation for others
7. The ability to stimulate your mind with conversation
8. The ability/willingness/desire to satisfy you and himself physically
9. The ability to show selflessness
10. The ability to apologize

and a sumary of MY requirements:

I require satisfaction physically, emotionally and intellectually.

I would say there is no perfect bfs/husbands. That is too universal of a term; perfect.
How about the traits a guy has to have to be 100% my angel sent gift? Lol
He has to be outgoing at times.
A goofball that makes me smile as much as I can him
A great hugger
Not give sloppy kisses
Be spontaneous but knowing of my boundaries to those things. I can let him know them.
Flexible. Maybe I hate golf. But if he loves it I would watch ot just to be with him and have a good time while at it. He needs to be able to give the same back.
He has to want kids. At least 2.
He needs to be supporting. I will support back.
Needs to love and have good ties with his family. Preferably.
Shows he loves me regularly; through touch, words the like.
Has to know I don't like gifts often. If e loves me and treats me right he would be the greatest gift ever. How could I ever want more?
Talks to me freely. If we have problems they almost always need addressing before they evolve into crushing boulders. I would always be ready to help us work them out.

That is the perfect guy. =p

He would make me a s'mores poptart the morning after our first encounter, so that I'd have something to eat during my walk of shame.

A perfect man agrees to watch Project Runway with me, and if he knows what's good for him, he will agree with me when I say that Tim Gunn is like a kind, gentle, wise, and all-knowing god.

This man must have joy for life, like Buddy the Elf, but also not be dumb enough to put used chewing gum in his mouth, like Buddy the Elf.

If I dropped my ice cream cone, not only would the perfect man hand me his before sprinting off to purchase me a brand new one, but he'd also get me some french fries and maybe a cheese burger too just to help me get through the trauma of dropping my ice cream cone.

The perfect man takes my dog outside so that she can take a sh#t when it is ten below, so that I can curl up under a blanket with a nice cup of cocoa and watch American Horror Story. Upon his return, he quickly (and without prompting) refills my cocoa and adds additional marshmallows.

When he opens the glove box of my car, and a bra and deodorant fall out instead of gloves, he will never ever question me.

And finally, my perfect man would bail me out of jail no matter what time of the day or night it was, and even in inclement weather.

How to win her love:
1. Hold doors
2. Tell her she's beautiful
3. Make her laugh
4. Be confident
5.Pull her hair and smack her *kitten*

:laugh:

These are the reactions to the following.

1. Im capable of holding the door open for myself!
2. No im ugly but thanks anyways
3. Friend-zoned
4. This guys cocky
5. rape!!!

How to win her love:
1. Hold doors
2. Tell her she's beautiful
3. Make her laugh
4. Be confident
5.Pull her hair and smack her *kitten*

:laugh:

These are the reactions to the following.

1. Im capable of holding the door open for myself!
2. No im ugly but thanks anyways
3. Friend-zoned
4. This guys cocky
5. rape!!!

1. rape jokes still not funny.
1. rape jokes still not funny.
1. rape jokes still not funny.
1. rape jokes still not funny.
1. rape jokes still not funny.

Lol WK til death I see huh grandpa

Lol WK til death I see huh grandpa

Whatsat son? I can't hear you, come a little closer...