This could happen to anyone. So plan ahead.

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  • hoyalawya2003
    hoyalawya2003 Posts: 631 Member
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    Ditto on the making my day. :laugh: And the whooshing rocket with the point was just too much.

    WWID? Go faceplant into the 1,000 calorie a slice cookie dough cheesecake sitting in my freezer. "cause the only way to stave off starvation mode is a full-on binge, amirite?? :drinker:
  • c8linmarie
    c8linmarie Posts: 358 Member
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    Think outside the box: turn your clock back and finish eating your calories. Duh!

    LIKE
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
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    It's 11:58PM, and you're just about to doze off. It's been a long day and you've just realized that you've only eaten 1199 calories. How do you spend your last two minutes before starvation mode kills you?

    hookers and blow.

    But what would you do with the other minute? Baddumcha.

    hookers is plural.

    well+played+sir+well+played+indeed1355517464.jpg

    I kinda imagine this is how you speak all the time.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    This situation should definitely be on that show "1000 Ways To Die." Don't think this can't happen to you! * Loosely based on partially real events*
  • shasingalls
    shasingalls Posts: 26 Member
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    Eat a Tic Tac :laugh:
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    Lol some of you guys are just over thinking it. Seriously save some of your calories and cash them in for a sense of humor.

    Starvation mode is serious business! :angry:

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