Guess the next diet fad!

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  • dougiebanks
    dougiebanks Posts: 5 Member
    cotton balls drenched in orange juice, then ingested. Usually done by teen girls. It's the next big thing.
  • feelin_gr_8
    feelin_gr_8 Posts: 308 Member
    ooh, I've thought of some more (I could get so rich!)

    The Plain Popcorn Diet
    Popcorn is a whole grain and a good source of fiber. For 1 whole meal a day, you can only eat plain popped corn-no salt or butter.

    The Eat-Your-Weight Diet
    You can eat as many grams as you weigh every other day. i.e. if you weigh 200 pounds, you can only eat 200 grams of food-but you get to choose what (you'll get a lot of spinach, or very little cheese). On your off days, you can go hog-wild and eat whatever and however much you want. You won't have problems this way because you're reminding your body every other day that you are working on your weight.....

    The Quarter Cup Diet
    You can eat whatever you want as long as it is in 1/4 cup increments. This way, you don't overeat "bad" foods like pizza and hamburgers, and you'll get more essential vitamins and minerals from other foods such as flax seeds, chia seeds, and butter.
  • EHisCDN
    EHisCDN Posts: 480 Member
    The watch how much you eat and move more diet. It's bound to catch on eventually right?
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    The watch how much you eat and move more diet. It's bound to catch on eventually right?

    DaFuq?

    No way! it's too complicated!!!
  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
    How about the Just Say No diet?
    Fed up of being a yo-yo dieter? Just say no-no to yo-yo.

    Example: Would you like another piece of cake? Answer: NO thank you.
  • EHisCDN
    EHisCDN Posts: 480 Member
    The watch how much you eat and move more diet. It's bound to catch on eventually right?

    DaFuq?

    No way! it's too complicated!!!

    I should be focusing on minute details like eating every 2.5 hours and making sure I don't eat any carbs and flush out any
    toxins with a juice cleanse... No sugar or fat either. Sounds like a better plan
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    When I was in my late teens/early 20's I created a diet that I called the "P" diet. All I ate was pickles, popsicles and popcorn. I was skinny! Maybe I should write a book.
  • RinnyLush
    RinnyLush Posts: 389 Member
    chickens do it, and they have full breasts and thin legs!

    :laugh:
  • aimforhealthy
    aimforhealthy Posts: 449 Member
    The NoPro(tm) Diet - No protein at all, low fat and high carbs; because who wants those unsightly muscles?!
    This is my guess, too! We've already seen fat, salt, sugar and carbs demonized - it's protein's turn next! SOMETHING has to be to blame for the fact that we eat too much - and it can't possibly be US.
  • Carol_L
    Carol_L Posts: 296 Member
    When I was in my late teens/early 20's I created a diet that I called the "P" diet. All I ate was pickles, popsicles and popcorn. I was skinny! Maybe I should write a book.

    You just kept doing Day 16 of the Alphabet Diet! :laugh:
  • MstngSammy
    MstngSammy Posts: 436 Member
    The watch how much you eat and move more diet. It's bound to catch on eventually right?

    DaFuq?

    No way! it's too complicated!!!


    :huh: :noway:


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  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    Looks like soon you won't be able to buy cotton balls without an ID from behind the pharmacy counter. Why are people so stupid? Well, I now know what skinny snobby girls have up their *kitten* as it must be hard to take a dump since humans can't digest cotton.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Looks like soon you won't be able to buy cotton balls without an ID from behind the pharmacy counter. Why are people so stupid? Well, I now know what skinny snobby girls have up their *kitten* as it must be hard to take a dump since humans can't digest cotton.

    :laugh:
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    I'm going to guess it will be a no-acid-fruit diet. When I eat fruits such as oranges or pineapples, I will get canker sores if I dont brush my teeth or use mouthwash afterwards, so acid fruit must be terrible for you. Also, studies have shown that fruit in acid can eat away at tooth enamel, so imagine what it must be doing to our insides!!! Then I will perform a very biased, and extremely "patchy" study that will conclude that all acid fruit is bad for you, and if you do not avoid it, you will get migrane headaches, develop severe nerve damage and have a mental breakdown.

    Farewell lemons, berries, oranges and other acidic fruits! You will no longer be allowed to fill me with your infectious poisons anymore!!

    LOL. This is so great.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    The watch how much you eat and move more diet. It's bound to catch on eventually right?

    DaFuq?

    No way! it's too complicated!!!


    :huh: :noway:


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    uh, as if that's a choice! I'm expanding my crazy mind!!! :laugh:
  • Beanessa
    Beanessa Posts: 16 Member
    The chew but don't swallow diet. You are permitted to chew all the food you want but have to spit it out and swallow nothing solid, only liquids such as a protein shakes or smoothies.

    That's actually a real thing...
  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
    How about the Just Say No diet?
    Fed up of being a yo-yo dieter? Just say no-no to yo-yo.

    Example: Would you like another piece of cake? Answer: NO thank you.

    LOL no-no to yo-yo, love it!!!!

    The Speed diet. People who take speed are ALWAYS thin and don't have teeth weighing down their scale!
  • SummerLovesPhil
    SummerLovesPhil Posts: 242 Member
    The Teenage Boy Diet. I rent you my teenager and you take him with you to any restaurant you choose. Order whatever you want, and my son will nibble all the fatty, salty, delicious bits out of your dish, leaving you only the healthy parts. You stay thin, and the teenager with the blast-furnace metabolism takes the nutritional hit for you.

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