Fake your pregnancy and lock him in....

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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,497 Member
    What if I follow her after the she goes to the bathroom and say that I swabbed some leftover pee and took the test for her? That way I can make her thinks she's pregnant and won't ever leave me.

    It works like that. Right?
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Seems like a good way to get punched in the stomach.


    Just saying.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,438 Member
    After all, peeing on a stick isn’t a tough job.

    I will respectfully disagree.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,322 Member
    Vasectomy for the win.
    Indeed.....try slipping that one past and watch me laugh in your face!!! LOL \m/
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Solid way to start a relationship!
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.

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    I got you for 18 years! You know it works!

    yeah but im in this for YOU...not the baby. in fact, i was kinda hoping the pregnancy was fake...


    Eff that baby.... Lets just leave at Walmart and go bang sexy *kitten*!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,515 Member
    After all, peeing on a stick isn’t a tough job.

    I will respectfully disagree.

    this is true there is an art to doing this the same with peeing in a cup
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    That **** works... I got my hubby that way. I also plan on getting husband number two that way but I plan to use a surrogate. BoooYAH!

    THIS is why I learn all my tricks on keeping men from YOU!! :flowerforyou:
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,331 Member
    right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.

    Jennifer-Lawrence-ok-thumbs-up.gif

    I got you for 18 years! You know it works!

    yeah but im in this for YOU...not the baby. in fact, i was kinda hoping the pregnancy was fake...


    Eff that baby.... Lets just leave at Walmart and go bang sexy *kitten*!

    IN for baby abandoning/walmart parking lot banging
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 824 Member
    WTF?!?! I'll pee on a stick and sell them for $15. $20 if you want your stick to be of a premium wood like Oak or Cherry.
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
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  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    Vasectomy for the win.


    :drinker: Same here! Would be Hilarious though!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    I sell 'em for $19.99 and NO PEE!

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  • _KitKat_
    _KitKat_ Posts: 1,066 Member
    Didn't everyone know that once you get pregnant (fake or not) and/or get married, you can change the guy to your prince charming :huh:

    I hate women/men that believe they can change, trap and otherwise manipulate their SO. Just have good taste and pick a good one from the start.
  • KindredSouls
    KindredSouls Posts: 188 Member
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  • geebusuk
    geebusuk Posts: 3,389 Member
    Don't worry, you can just fake the baby too!
    (I would like to make it very clear that this is from a Friend's facebook - and that yes, I made fun of her for watching it!)
    should probably stop watching (Jeremy) Kyle. Saw possibly the most horrible thing I have ever seen on there today. Not in terms of looks or attitude or any of the stuff that normally has me going all Daily Mail and frothing at the mouth, but to air a show featuring a woman who claims to have a 6-month-old child by a man and wants DNA to prove it only to find that she has made the whole thing up and there is no child? That needs a psychiatrist and some serious help, not a public humiliation and trial by telly. Where on earth do they get these people from?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,284 Member
    I don't want other people to have traces of my urine.

    There goes another fantasy! *kicks rocks*
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,914 Member
    I can't stand people that do this .-.
    SO wrong.....
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,284 Member
    When I was 19, I had a friend who wanted me to have sex with her without protection until she was pregnant. She said wanted her boyfriend who left her when he joined th Army and moved away to think it was his, and then he would move her away from Idaho, and marry her.

    Seemed legit.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.

    Jennifer-Lawrence-ok-thumbs-up.gif

    I got you for 18 years! You know it works!

    yeah but im in this for YOU...not the baby. in fact, i was kinda hoping the pregnancy was fake...


    Eff that baby.... Lets just leave at Walmart and go bang sexy *kitten*!

    IN for baby abandoning/walmart parking lot banging

    This is why I love you guys. You both know how to party the fun way!