Fake your pregnancy and lock him in....
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What if I follow her after the she goes to the bathroom and say that I swabbed some leftover pee and took the test for her? That way I can make her thinks she's pregnant and won't ever leave me.
It works like that. Right?0 -
Seems like a good way to get punched in the stomach.
Just saying.0 -
After all, peeing on a stick isn’t a tough job.
I will respectfully disagree.0 -
Vasectomy for the win.0
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Solid way to start a relationship!0
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right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.
I got you for 18 years! You know it works!
yeah but im in this for YOU...not the baby. in fact, i was kinda hoping the pregnancy was fake...
Eff that baby.... Lets just leave at Walmart and go bang sexy *kitten*!0 -
After all, peeing on a stick isn’t a tough job.
I will respectfully disagree.
this is true there is an art to doing this the same with peeing in a cup0 -
That **** works... I got my hubby that way. I also plan on getting husband number two that way but I plan to use a surrogate. BoooYAH!
THIS is why I learn all my tricks on keeping men from YOU!! :flowerforyou:0 -
right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.
I got you for 18 years! You know it works!
yeah but im in this for YOU...not the baby. in fact, i was kinda hoping the pregnancy was fake...
Eff that baby.... Lets just leave at Walmart and go bang sexy *kitten*!
IN for baby abandoning/walmart parking lot banging0 -
WTF?!?! I'll pee on a stick and sell them for $15. $20 if you want your stick to be of a premium wood like Oak or Cherry.0
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Vasectomy for the win.
:drinker: Same here! Would be Hilarious though!0 -
I sell 'em for $19.99 and NO PEE!
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Didn't everyone know that once you get pregnant (fake or not) and/or get married, you can change the guy to your prince charming :huh:
I hate women/men that believe they can change, trap and otherwise manipulate their SO. Just have good taste and pick a good one from the start.0 -
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Don't worry, you can just fake the baby too!
(I would like to make it very clear that this is from a Friend's facebook - and that yes, I made fun of her for watching it!)should probably stop watching (Jeremy) Kyle. Saw possibly the most horrible thing I have ever seen on there today. Not in terms of looks or attitude or any of the stuff that normally has me going all Daily Mail and frothing at the mouth, but to air a show featuring a woman who claims to have a 6-month-old child by a man and wants DNA to prove it only to find that she has made the whole thing up and there is no child? That needs a psychiatrist and some serious help, not a public humiliation and trial by telly. Where on earth do they get these people from?0 -
I don't want other people to have traces of my urine.
There goes another fantasy! *kicks rocks*0 -
I can't stand people that do this .-.
SO wrong.....0 -
When I was 19, I had a friend who wanted me to have sex with her without protection until she was pregnant. She said wanted her boyfriend who left her when he joined th Army and moved away to think it was his, and then he would move her away from Idaho, and marry her.
Seemed legit.0 -
right. because ALL guys who knock a chick up stick around.
I got you for 18 years! You know it works!
yeah but im in this for YOU...not the baby. in fact, i was kinda hoping the pregnancy was fake...
Eff that baby.... Lets just leave at Walmart and go bang sexy *kitten*!
IN for baby abandoning/walmart parking lot banging
This is why I love you guys. You both know how to party the fun way!0
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