Nutella. Is this real life?

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  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    My friend's little girl eats it on bread with strawberry jelly and those miniature marshmallows you put in hot chocolate. I haven't tried it yet because I'm afraid I would never eat anything else again. It's so addictive for me. I also have to buy the little single serving packs.
  • AHASRADA
    AHASRADA Posts: 88 Member
    I don't buy it. That's how I put on all my weight: peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches after every meal, for snack and before bed (that and Reese's; I guess I have a chocolate-plus-peanut butter thing).

    I avoid sweets like the plague and I don't crave them. One taste and it's all downhill.
  • cmay89
    cmay89 Posts: 337 Member
    apparently, Nutella makes a knife specifically to fit all of it's ridges that hold the last of the goodness. Saves you from looking like a maniac trying to wedge your finger in the crevasses of the container to get the final tiny bit.

    Like so many others, I have zero self control with nutella. As a result I can no longer allow myself to buy it lest I relapse.
  • adorable_aly
    adorable_aly Posts: 398 Member
    :love: Nutella is amazing, I haven't opened my latest jar yet, because I know the concequences all too well :blushing:
  • farrellb21
    farrellb21 Posts: 18
    Instead of using the full 2 TBSP of Nutella use about 3/4 of TBSP of Nutella and 1 1/4 TBSP of Peanut Butter. It's like a Reese cup on bread. You are also getting your Nutella fix, but without the full calories and sugar of Nutella
  • umekanzah
    umekanzah Posts: 94 Member
    There's an awesome coffee shop where I live that makes an awesome Nutella Latte.

    OMG i think i just died and went to heaven!
  • cfredz
    cfredz Posts: 292 Member
    There's an awesome coffee shop where I live that makes an awesome Nutella Latte.

    OMG i think i just died and went to heaven!

    theres a bakery by me that makes nutella doughnuts!!!
  • IamOnMywayNow
    IamOnMywayNow Posts: 470 Member
    I have not tried it. I recently got over my addiction to licorice. I dont need a new one:)
  • Ely82010
    Ely82010 Posts: 1,998 Member
    try melted nutella on cornflakes

    whats wrong with you ppl that dont like nutella!!

    I don't like hazelnuts, that is why I don't like Nutella!
  • BossLadyDSimp
    BossLadyDSimp Posts: 257 Member
    I bought a 13 oz jar of Nutella today because I was bored with peanut butter. And it's UNBELIEVABLY YUMMY.

    Made 5 sandwiches and ate the rest with a spoon straight out of the jar.

    Question : How do you handle Nutella? :bigsmile:

    Good morning Sir,

    In discovering Nutella, you have also found what is quite a slippery slope. First it starts with a little on a cracker. Then, you're incorporating into dessert dishes. For awhile you like to delude yourself into thinking it's a special treat by serving hundreds of grams to yourself in nice ceramic ramekins and garnished highball glasses. The next thing you know, you're in an alley somewhere doing something you never thought you'd do just to buy another jar.

    Stop now, while there's still time.

    Sincerely,
    The Internet

    Best post I've ever read.

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  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Is this the real life?
    Is this just fantasy?
    Caught in a landslide,
    No escape from reality.

    Open your eyes,
    Look up to the skies and see,
    I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
    Because I'm easy come, easy go,
    Little high, little low,
    Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

    Mama, just killed a man,
    Put a gun against his head,
    Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
    Mama, life had just begun,
    But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

    Mama, ooh,
    Didn't mean to make you cry,
    If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
    Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

    Too late, my time has come,
    Sent shivers down my spine,
    Body's aching all the time.
    Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
    Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

    Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows),
    I don't wanna die,
    I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

    I see a little silhouetto of a man,
    Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
    Thunderbolt and lightning,
    Very, very frightening me.
    (Galileo) Galileo.
    (Galileo) Galileo,
    Galileo Figaro
    Magnifico.

    I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
    He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
    Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

    Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
    Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
    (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
    (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
    (Let me go) Will not let you go.
    (Let me go) Will not let you go.
    (Never, never, never let me go) Ah.
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
    (Oh, mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia, let me go.
    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

    So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
    So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
    Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
    Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

    (Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

    Nothing really matters,
    Anyone can see,
    Nothing really matters,
    Nothing really matters to me.

    Any way the wind blows.

    You win the internet and life.
    I was waiting to see this in here and was not disappointed \m/

    It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the title, but then I got sucked down into the chocolate vortex...
  • EHisCDN
    EHisCDN Posts: 480 Member
    I swear I'm going to get hate mail for this but, I don't particularly care for nutella. Although in general I don't like hazelnuts and I prefer just straight up chocolate. I wouldn't say no to a nutella dessert but I don't actively search them out :P
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    I understand that you little guys start out with your peanut butter and you think it's great... and it is, it is terrific. But pretty soon, peanut butter isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score Cookie Spread, or maybe Biscoff. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on Nutella, Ken. That's serious.
  • sk_pirate
    sk_pirate Posts: 282 Member
    With a shovel.

    :laugh:
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Wow, that good huh? I've never tried it.

    Meh. IMO, over rated. Much prefer milk chocolate smeared with peanut butter.
  • Urban_Princess
    Urban_Princess Posts: 219 Member
    I bought a 13 oz jar of Nutella today because I was bored with peanut butter. And it's UNBELIEVABLY YUMMY.

    Made 5 sandwiches and ate the rest with a spoon straight out of the jar.

    Question : How do you handle Nutella? :bigsmile:

    Good morning Sir,

    In discovering Nutella, you have also found what is quite a slippery slope. First it starts with a little on a cracker. Then, you're incorporating into dessert dishes. For awhile you like to delude yourself into thinking it's a special treat by serving hundreds of grams to yourself in nice ceramic ramekins and garnished highball glasses. The next thing you know, you're in an alley somewhere doing something you never thought you'd do just to buy another jar.

    Stop now, while there's still time.

    Sincerely,
    The Internet

    ^^ I'm laughing so hard because it is so true!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Peanut butter and nutella :love:
  • BenjaminMFP88
    BenjaminMFP88 Posts: 660 Member
    I feel as though I am one of the few remaining individuals left in this world that has never tasted Nutella :sad:
  • KaterinaTerese
    KaterinaTerese Posts: 345 Member
    Good morning Sir,

    In discovering Nutella, you have also found what is quite a slippery slope. First it starts with a little on a cracker. Then, you're incorporating into dessert dishes. For awhile you like to delude yourself into thinking it's a special treat by serving hundreds of grams to yourself in nice ceramic ramekins and garnished highball glasses. The next thing you know, you're in an alley somewhere doing something you never thought you'd do just to buy another jar.

    Stop now, while there's still time.

    Sincerely,
    The Internet

    This ^^
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    The Jif version is far better imho.
    Try it!
  • beccas27
    beccas27 Posts: 200 Member
    I have NEVER tried Nutella! Maybe I am missing out! :sad:
  • Grider056
    Grider056 Posts: 34
    I would give my right arm for some nutella right now.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    I want to rub my body all over with nutella and let people lick it off me.
  • bprague
    bprague Posts: 564 Member
    I simply refuse to buy it. If it's in my house I make peanutbutter nutella bananas and there is just no excuse for that.
  • HealthyWarrior
    HealthyWarrior Posts: 394 Member
    Peanut Butter Nutella Pie of course. I made that for Thanksgiving and omg HEAVEN!!!!
  • babyj0
    babyj0 Posts: 531 Member
    Am I the weird one that's never tried this?
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Am I the weird one that's never tried this?

    DON'T DO IT!

    Nutella will take everything you are and leave you a trembling shell.
  • NinjadURbacon
    NinjadURbacon Posts: 395 Member
    I avoid it so i do not get addicted to it. From what I hear it is like crack. Once you start you cant stop till container is empty.
  • lynn1982
    lynn1982 Posts: 1,439 Member
    I bought a 13 oz jar of Nutella today because I was bored with peanut butter. And it's UNBELIEVABLY YUMMY.

    Made 5 sandwiches and ate the rest with a spoon straight out of the jar.

    Question : How do you handle Nutella? :bigsmile:


    I tend to handle Nutella pretty much the way you've described...therefore I don't buy it. ;)
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
    It is delicious, but not addicting to me! I use only half or one tablespoon between toast and thats about it.I mix almond butter from whole foods with it and its yummy! But i dont see myself addicted to it.

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