Eating for your hair type
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What the hell do bald people eat?
I was wondering the same thing. This diet plan seems to discriminate against bald people
I guess they can eat anything they want or nothing at all.0 -
Eating for my hair type?
You mean fabulously? I do that already...0 -
*looks up*0
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IN for chocolate.
...but, who gets to eat the bacon? :ohwell:0 -
Natural ginger at birth now a dyed ginger.
I may just let it go white so I can eat caviar and lobster.0 -
What if I dye my hair?0
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I'm bald. I feel like the kid that wasn't picked for any team.0
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Thank God! I thought the derp had reach critical mass already! Well played OP. *cleans spit coffee of of monitor*
unfortunately the ongoing battle against forum derp isn't going well. We have suffered many casualties and still the derp-meisters keep on arriving in droves leaving derp trails like a million slugs and snails on a cold, damp October day in Britain.
I read this in my Winston Churchill voice...0 -
I'm in!
My hair is past knee length!
I get to eat all the FOODZ!0 -
So if I'm a natural brunette but an unnatural blonde, then what do I eat?
:ohwell: :frown:
chocolate and twinkies (fake yellow food)0 -
At first I was skeptical... I thought... no way this diet could beat my current eating for my foot size diet. But then, I kept reading your post and discovered... there's science! How do I buy the unicorn pills? I would like a year's supply please!
private message me your account number, sort code, address, all your secret information from your bank account, card number, PIN number and your online banking username and password, and I'll send you the unicorn pee and tail hair pills0 -
my brown hair's really long, that's why i eat ALL TEH CHOCOLATEZ.
then sometimes my roots show, those are my once in awhile lobster days.
then I'm bald somewhere, which allows me the stippers and cigars. Yay ME!
ETA: sorry it was strippers not hookers.
ETA2: thanks bald dude. I like the extra touch of cigars and strippers but is it okay if I don't eat them but consider them my cardio and strength training?0 -
Hmm idk I don't really like the food under blonde lol0
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Maybe eating hair would be a better idea.0 -
What can people who wear wigs eat? And what about those with the hair transplant thingies stitched into their scalps?0
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At first I was skeptical... I thought... no way this diet could beat my current eating for my foot size diet. But then, I kept reading your post and discovered... there's science! How do I buy the unicorn pills? I would like a year's supply please!
private message me your account number, sort code, address, all your secret information from your bank account, card number, PIN number and your online banking username and password, and I'll send you the unicorn pee and tail hair pills
mother's maiden name is subsumed under the category of "all your secret information" - these bank clerks are getting more sophisticated. Mother's maiden name alone isn't enough nowadays0 -
I'm bald. I feel like the kid that wasn't picked for any team.
bald people get to eat bourbon, cigars and strippers. cognac is okay if you prefer that to bourbon. see the previous replies for more details0 -
What can people who wear wigs eat? And what about those with the hair transplant thingies stitched into their scalps?
you get to eat all the ultra-processed packaged foods that the paleo dieters hate. and cognac , cigars and strippers because you're all bald at heart really.0 -
This is a thing?
I don't want to live on this planet any more.0 -
This is a thing?
I don't want to live on this planet any more.
There are exits on your left and right, just follow the special safety lighting. Don't forget your life jacket and take your heels off before you jump on the inflatable ramp/raft thing.0
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