Best way to get laid?
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Wait until she's asleep and dead horse her.
If only this worked on a man as well as it does a woman ..
Aren't all guys...uh, ready at various times while they sleep? Especially in the mornings? Or is that just me?
*ahem*
Never mind then. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Move along.
One would think, right? :huh:0 -
Easy, Go to a bar, start talking to a girl, tell you are gay and have never been with a woman but for some reason you feel attracted to her.
BOOM. You will get laid in the parking lot.
could this really work?
OH YEAH, it would not only work, but work multiple times, in the same evening even.0 -
Easy, Go to a bar, start talking to a girl, tell you are gay and have never been with a woman but for some reason you feel attracted to her.
BOOM. You will get laid in the parking lot.
Can't do that. The whole telling her I'm gay part. Can't.0 -
Wait until she's asleep and dead horse her.
If only this worked on a man as well as it does a woman ..
Aren't all guys...uh, ready at various times while they sleep? Especially in the mornings? Or is that just me?
*ahem*
Never mind then. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Move along.
Never ever ever woken up with unexpected readiness. I maintain operational readiness at DEFCON 3, meaning I am ready, willing, and able to respond, but no missiles are armed until there is a reason to arm them.0 -
Easy, Go to a bar, start talking to a girl, tell you are gay and have never been with a woman but for some reason you feel attracted to her.
BOOM. You will get laid in the parking lot.
True Story. Get this woman a wing woman medal.0 -
Easy, Go to a bar, start talking to a girl, tell you are gay and have never been with a woman but for some reason you feel attracted to her.
BOOM. You will get laid in the parking lot.
could this really work?
you'd at least get to second base0 -
Easy, Go to a bar, start talking to a girl, tell you are gay and have never been with a woman but for some reason you feel attracted to her.
BOOM. You will get laid in the parking lot.
Can't do that. The whole telling her I'm gay part. Can't.
LOL, oh if you had not been laid in a while, and wanted laid bad enough, you could.0 -
Wait until she's asleep and dead horse her.
If only this worked on a man as well as it does a woman ..
Aren't all guys...uh, ready at various times while they sleep? Especially in the mornings? Or is that just me?
*ahem*
Never mind then. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Move along.
Never ever ever woken up with unexpected readiness. I maintain operational readiness at DEFCON 3, meaning I am ready, willing, and able to respond, but no missiles are armed until there is a reason to arm them.
How sad for your partner.0 -
Find a friend who is a girl. Fall in love for said girl, buy her flowers, take her out, make her laugh. BOOM Clothes fall off.
way to help keep up the hope of moving out of the friendzone. :laugh:0 -
Ask?0
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Easy, Go to a bar, start talking to a girl, tell you are gay and have never been with a woman but for some reason you feel attracted to her.
BOOM. You will get laid in the parking lot.
Can't do that. The whole telling her I'm gay part. Can't.
LOL, oh if you had not been laid in a while, and wanted laid bad enough, you could.
I meet all your criteria. Still CAN'T.0 -
figure out how to straddle the line between confidence and cocky - then tell her to straddle your c*ck0
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figure out how to straddle the line between confidence and cocky - then tell her to straddle your c*ck
boner achieved.0 -
Women love to be teased, do it right though. Remember, if she gives you a playful slap, you're doing it right! Build the anticipation, always leave them hanging and wanting more. Just play it cool and act somewhat dis-interested.
Best of luck my Man!0 -
the rape jokes in this thread are really disappointing
not funny :frown:0 -
Wait until she's asleep and dead horse her.
If only this worked on a man as well as it does a woman ..
Aren't all guys...uh, ready at various times while they sleep? Especially in the mornings? Or is that just me?
*ahem*
Never mind then. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Move along.
Never ever ever woken up with unexpected readiness. I maintain operational readiness at DEFCON 3, meaning I am ready, willing, and able to respond, but no missiles are armed until there is a reason to arm them.
How sad for your partner.
Whatever.
There's no reason to be at DEFCON 1 unless there is a reason. Not to say it's can't go from DEFCON 3 to DEFCON 1 at the drop of a <insert apparel here>.0 -
Maybe Darwin was right.
I'm guessing it just isn't meant to be.0 -
Easy, Go to a bar, start talking to a girl, tell you are gay and have never been with a woman but for some reason you feel attracted to her.
BOOM. You will get laid in the parking lot.
Can't do that. The whole telling her I'm gay part. Can't.
LOL, oh if you had not been laid in a while, and wanted laid bad enough, you could.
I meet all your criteria. Still CAN'T.
Then what you need is an excellent wing man, or wing woman to tell her. Have her walk up to her and say GIRL, I do not know what it is about you but my gay best friend over there is crushing on you, then ask if she is a man dressed as a woman....it will work.0 -
Easy, Go to a bar, start talking to a girl, tell you are gay and have never been with a woman but for some reason you feel attracted to her.
BOOM. You will get laid in the parking lot.
I was totally going to post this! YUP!
Or find a forty something recent divorcee...0 -
Women love to be teased, do it right though. Remember, if she gives you a playful slap, you're doing it right! Build the anticipation, always leave them hanging and wanting more. Just play it cool and act somewhat dis-interested.
Best of luck my Man!
dude if i was that debonair i wouldnt be ITT0
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