Best way to get laid?

If you can lick your eyebrows...

Shouldn't be a problem

Easy, Go to a bar, start talking to a girl, tell you are gay and have never been with a woman but for some reason you feel attracted to her.

BOOM. You will get laid in the parking lot.

could this really work?

OH YEAH, it would not only work, but work multiple times, in the same evening even.

Wait until she's asleep and dead horse her.

If only this worked on a man as well as it does a woman ..

Aren't all guys...uh, ready at various times while they sleep? Especially in the mornings? Or is that just me?

*ahem*

Never mind then. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Move along.

Never ever ever woken up with unexpected readiness. I maintain operational readiness at DEFCON 3, meaning I am ready, willing, and able to respond, but no missiles are armed until there is a reason to arm them.

Easy, Go to a bar, start talking to a girl, tell you are gay and have never been with a woman but for some reason you feel attracted to her.

BOOM. You will get laid in the parking lot.

could this really work?

you'd at least get to second base

Wait until she's asleep and dead horse her.

If only this worked on a man as well as it does a woman ..

Aren't all guys...uh, ready at various times while they sleep? Especially in the mornings? Or is that just me?

*ahem*

Never mind then. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Move along.

Never ever ever woken up with unexpected readiness. I maintain operational readiness at DEFCON 3, meaning I am ready, willing, and able to respond, but no missiles are armed until there is a reason to arm them.

How sad for your partner.

Ask?

figure out how to straddle the line between confidence and cocky - then tell her to straddle your c*ck

Women love to be teased, do it right though. Remember, if she gives you a playful slap, you're doing it right! Build the anticipation, always leave them hanging and wanting more. Just play it cool and act somewhat dis-interested.

Best of luck my Man!

Wait until she's asleep and dead horse her.

If only this worked on a man as well as it does a woman ..

Aren't all guys...uh, ready at various times while they sleep? Especially in the mornings? Or is that just me?

*ahem*

Never mind then. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Move along.

Never ever ever woken up with unexpected readiness. I maintain operational readiness at DEFCON 3, meaning I am ready, willing, and able to respond, but no missiles are armed until there is a reason to arm them.

How sad for your partner.

Whatever.

There's no reason to be at DEFCON 1 unless there is a reason. Not to say it's can't go from DEFCON 3 to DEFCON 1 at the drop of a <insert apparel here>.