Adopt-A-Noob Program: derp_diggler

Derp_Diggler
Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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I am not new here, having spent the better part of the last two days navigating these waters. So I'd say I have a pretty good lay of the land. These forums can be treacherous to the uninitiated and can make you feel like a fool in a hurry. There are a lot of "internet bullies" that will try to make you feel small for not buying into the latest health fad or diet craze. Pretty soon you'll feel you have to give up logic and reason just to fit in around here. It doesn't have to be like that. If you crave sanity in a sea of crazy, science in an ocean of charlatans, I am willing to help. I have absolutely no credentials whatsoever. But I do have common sense, a thick skin, and pretty good sense of humour. And I can help you steer clear of the pitfalls common to so many people starting out on here.

If you think I could be of service, or you just want me to evaluate your nudes, PM me telling me why you'd make a good friend. I can't guarantee I'll accept, but I can guarantee that if I do your MFP experience will never be the same.
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  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    Two days experience? I say you a pro.... Box in me....
  • Matt24442
    Matt24442 Posts: 324
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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Heather Graham referred me. Said she truly was never the same. Seems her movie career agrees.
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    I've heard he's hyooge. In for GAINZ
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    I need noods.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    You want to be of service, do you?

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    It's true, I accepted this guys friend request and he's right. I will never be the same.

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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Heather Graham referred me. Said she truly was never the same. Seems her movie career agrees.

    Does the phrase "Hot dog down a hallway" mean anything to you. If not, see the post below yours.
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
    This is all oddly tempting.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    It's true, I accepted this guys friend request and he's right. I will never be the same.

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    IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!?!

    Feels like I spent the afternoon in the kiddy pool.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Okay, fine...



    ...I'll adopt you, derp_diggler.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Okay, fine...



    ...I'll adopt you, derp_diggler.

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  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    In, for protection from 'internet bullies....'
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    I would like your guidance, oh mighty experienced MFP-er..
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Is there a charge for your "protection"?
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Okay, fine...



    ...I'll adopt you, derp_diggler.

    Who invited Heisenberg?
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I've heard he's hyooge. In for GAINZ

    I've heard the same...wanna share?? :bigsmile:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I've heard he's hyooge. In for GAINZ

    I've heard the same...wanna share?? :bigsmile:

    Puhlease say yes. This is a movie I've been dying to see.
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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    In for your thick skin
















    So I can make a suit out of it.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Okay, fine...



    ...I'll adopt you, derp_diggler.

    Who invited Heisenberg?

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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I would like your guidance, oh mighty experienced MFP-er..

    Based on start date and number of posts I'm not sure you qualify as a noob, but if you think my wisdom can be of service I will take you on Scarily Athletic padawan.
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    I've heard he's hyooge. In for GAINZ

    I've heard the same...wanna share?? :bigsmile:

    Puhlease say yes. This is a movie I've been dying to see.
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    I'm good at sharing! See? Have some sammich! 853bca5317fa71e503acba2f48c939f8_zps35d85a8d.jpg
  • momofJandA
    momofJandA Posts: 1,035 Member
    NEW MEAT!!!!!!! :happy:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    NEW MEAT!!!!!!! :happy:

    :laugh:

    Same as the old meat. :wink:
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    NEW MEAT!!!!!!! :happy:

    :laugh:

    Same as the old meat. :wink:

    We won't get fooled again!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'm a noob. I just joined yesterday. Um.. There was a bug with the number of posts and join date.,
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    It's true, I accepted this guys friend request and he's right. I will never be the same.

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    IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!?!

    Feels like I spent the afternoon in the kiddy pool.

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    *sigh* I wish I was a noob.
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    ^^^ Me too

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