If a carbohydrate isn't fiber or sugar...

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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Wow. Some people need to take the stick out of you know where. Overreaction alert!

    drinking again?
  • janeite1990
    janeite1990 Posts: 671 Member
    This is about the dumbest reply I've ever seen. The stick can't be fiber unless you eat it. Inserting it as a suppository will give you no fiber whatsoever. Now, if you eat the stick, you'll need to weigh it first, but at least you are getting fiber that way. :tongue:

    Wow. Some people need to take the stick out of you know where. Overreaction alert!

    Anticipating your next question….the stick is considered fiber.
  • thinklivebefree
    thinklivebefree Posts: 328 Member
    EVERYTHING IS SUGAR...THATS WHAT YOUR BODY PREFERS SUGAR---NRG! THATS THAT IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
    Yeah, I'm not going to trust Wikipedia. I'll just ask the homeless guy under the bridge. Thanks anyway.
    You won't trust Wiki but you'll trust an internet message board.
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    Seconded!

    Any objections?





    The motion carries.

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  • Polda2010
    Polda2010 Posts: 99 Member
    Lmao!!! Good 1 there :laugh: :sad: :laugh:
  • Duck_Puddle
    Duck_Puddle Posts: 3,237 Member
    The answer is that McDonald's is delicious and parents should let there kids have some from time to time.

    I was starting to think I was the only one who remembered this from her previous life.
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
    This is about the dumbest reply I've ever seen. The stick can't be fiber unless you eat it. Inserting it as a suppository will give you no fiber whatsoever. Now, if you eat the stick, you'll need to weigh it first, but at least you are getting fiber that way. :tongue:

    Wow. Some people need to take the stick out of you know where. Overreaction alert!

    Anticipating your next question….the stick is considered fiber.

    I demand proof of your claim that you have to eat it and that the stick does not provide colon-clearing benefits after being inserted you know where. And the source better be a homeless man under a bridge WITH a shopping cart. :drinker:
  • TammyW18
    TammyW18 Posts: 244 Member
    google is your friend :)
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    The answer is that McDonald's is delicious and parents should let there kids have some from time to time.

    I was starting to think I was the only one who remembered this from her previous life.
    eh? Wasn't this just a mis-post? The simpsons person was also posting on the McDonalds diet thread.
  • rybo
    rybo Posts: 5,424 Member
    Yeah, I'm not going to trust Wikipedia. I'll just ask the homeless guy under the bridge. Thanks anyway.

    Is there a scientific paper that shows carb consumption increases rudeness? Geez. Someone spent time writing back and offered a perfectly good answer and that's how you reply? :grumble:

    Sugar is a carbohydrate. Fiber is a carbohydrate. You see them listed on food labels because of regulations, laws, etc. You don't see other carbohydrates listed, like starch, because again, the food manufacturer is not required to do so by regulations, laws, etc. Thus the discrepancy between sugar plus fiber grams and carbohydrate grams.

    Now go ahead and ask that old guy under the bridge if he agrees.

    Wikipedia is not a perfectly good answer unless the question is "Would you please give me a mountain of possibly false information?"

    So you will ask on a random internet fitness forum and trust those answers, but you won't trust what's on wikipedia????
    Am I missing something?
  • Duck_Puddle
    Duck_Puddle Posts: 3,237 Member
    The answer is that McDonald's is delicious and parents should let there kids have some from time to time.

    I was starting to think I was the only one who remembered this from her previous life.
    eh? Wasn't this just a mis-post? The simpsons person was also posting on the McDonalds diet thread.

    OP is a reincarnation. This may be a mispost, but in OP's previous mfp existence, she made some rather um, foolish, claims about parents whose their children eat food from McDonald's. So foolish that she deactivated mid-thread, only to come back months later to share this thread (and the drunken prison one) with us.
  • MorgueBabe
    MorgueBabe Posts: 1,188 Member
    Yeah, I'm not going to trust Wikipedia. I'll just ask the homeless guy under the bridge. Thanks anyway.
    You won't trust Wiki but you'll trust an internet message board.
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    Seconded!

    Any objections?





    The motion carries.

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    Hooray!
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  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    The answer is that McDonald's is delicious and parents should let there kids have some from time to time.

    I was starting to think I was the only one who remembered this from her previous life.
    eh? Wasn't this just a mis-post? The simpsons person was also posting on the McDonalds diet thread.

    OP is a reincarnation. This may be a mispost, but in OP's previous mfp existence, she made some rather um, foolish, claims about parents whose their children eat food from McDonald's. So foolish that she deactivated mid-thread, only to come back months later to share this thread (and the drunken prison one) with us.

    OP is the drunken prison poster?? ROTFLMAO
  • kathrinnbauer
    kathrinnbauer Posts: 74 Member
    The answer is that McDonald's is delicious and parents should let there kids have some from time to time.

    I was starting to think I was the only one who remembered this from her previous life.
    eh? Wasn't this just a mis-post? The simpsons person was also posting on the McDonalds diet thread.

    OP is a reincarnation. This may be a mispost, but in OP's previous mfp existence, she made some rather um, foolish, claims about parents whose their children eat food from McDonald's. So foolish that she deactivated mid-thread, only to come back months later to share this thread (and the drunken prison one) with us.

    OP is the drunken prison poster?? ROTFLMAO

    Oh please, that sounds like fun, post the link :)
    ETA: Never mind, I found it.. But it is rather weird than funny
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    The answer is that McDonald's is delicious and parents should let there kids have some from time to time.

    I was starting to think I was the only one who remembered this from her previous life.
    eh? Wasn't this just a mis-post? The simpsons person was also posting on the McDonalds diet thread.

    OP is a reincarnation. This may be a mispost, but in OP's previous mfp existence, she made some rather um, foolish, claims about parents whose their children eat food from McDonald's. So foolish that she deactivated mid-thread, only to come back months later to share this thread (and the drunken prison one) with us.

    OP is the drunken prison poster?? ROTFLMAO

    you are correct!
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    OP is the drunken prison poster?? ROTFLMAO

    Yeah, others are more observant than me. I didn't even notice it. :laugh: :laugh:
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    The answer is that McDonald's is delicious and parents should let there kids have some from time to time.

    I was starting to think I was the only one who remembered this from her previous life.
    eh? Wasn't this just a mis-post? The simpsons person was also posting on the McDonalds diet thread.

    OP is a reincarnation. This may be a mispost, but in OP's previous mfp existence, she made some rather um, foolish, claims about parents whose their children eat food from McDonald's. So foolish that she deactivated mid-thread, only to come back months later to share this thread (and the drunken prison one) with us.
    OHHHH that one. I stand corrected. Boy. Thanks for the heads up.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Yeah, I'm not going to trust Wikipedia. I'll just ask the homeless guy under the bridge. Thanks anyway.

    Is there a scientific paper that shows carb consumption increases rudeness? Geez. Someone spent time writing back and offered a perfectly good answer and that's how you reply? :grumble:

    Sugar is a carbohydrate. Fiber is a carbohydrate. You see them listed on food labels because of regulations, laws, etc. You don't see other carbohydrates listed, like starch, because again, the food manufacturer is not required to do so by regulations, laws, etc. Thus the discrepancy between sugar plus fiber grams and carbohydrate grams.

    Now go ahead and ask that old guy under the bridge if he agrees.

    Wikipedia is not a perfectly good answer unless the question is "Would you please give me a mountain of possibly false information?"

    Is it 2006? Wikipedia is a perfectly good source if you follow the citations. Something needs sources? Take it with a grain of salt.

    Wikipedia is a better source than someone's random, personal blog. The site IS also edited by professionals, not just randoms. It's been years since anyone could pull up a page and write whatever they want. Registration's required, certain article require vetting before an editing goes through, etc.
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
    Yeah, I'm not going to trust Wikipedia. I'll just ask the homeless guy under the bridge. Thanks anyway.

    You don't trust Wikipedia... so you ask an internet forum full of random people.

    Yeesh.

    At least follow the source links on Wikipedia.
  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
    The answer is that McDonald's is delicious and parents should let there kids have some from time to time.

    I was starting to think I was the only one who remembered this from her previous life.
    eh? Wasn't this just a mis-post? The simpsons person was also posting on the McDonalds diet thread.

    OP is a reincarnation. This may be a mispost, but in OP's previous mfp existence, she made some rather um, foolish, claims about parents whose their children eat food from McDonald's. So foolish that she deactivated mid-thread, only to come back months later to share this thread (and the drunken prison one) with us.

    OP is the drunken prison poster?? ROTFLMAO

    BAHAHAHAHA!
  • emacb123
    emacb123 Posts: 254 Member
    OP Deactivated...
  • ShannonMpls
    ShannonMpls Posts: 1,936 Member
    Yeah, I'm not going to trust Wikipedia. I'll just ask the homeless guy under the bridge. Thanks anyway.
    You won't trust Wiki but you'll trust an internet message board.
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    All posts should include Jennifer Lawrence gifs.

    Seconded!

    Any objections?





    The motion carries.

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    I came back to this thread for more JLaw. So glad I don't have to leave disappointed.

    Maybe we should start a new thread just for JLaw gifs. I'll post the mint spilling one over and over.

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  • ShannonMpls
    ShannonMpls Posts: 1,936 Member
    Yeah, I'm not going to trust Wikipedia. I'll just ask the homeless guy under the bridge. Thanks anyway.
    You won't trust Wiki but you'll trust an internet message board.
    Jennifer-Lawrence-ok-thumbs-up.gif

    All posts should include Jennifer Lawrence gifs.

    Seconded!

    Any objections?





    The motion carries.

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    Hooray!
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    Oooh, me likely.
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    OP Deactivated...

    Oh, no worries. She'll be back. Again and again likely.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Yeah, I'm not going to trust Wikipedia. I'll just ask the homeless guy under the bridge. Thanks anyway.
    You won't trust Wiki but you'll trust an internet message board.
    Jennifer-Lawrence-ok-thumbs-up.gif

    All posts should include Jennifer Lawrence gifs.

    Seconded!

    Any objections?





    The motion carries.

    b0b19c1a75c85eae_tumblr_mnjrzfcROd1sstxpso1_500.xxxlarge.gif

    I came back to this thread for more JLaw. So glad I don't have to leave disappointed.

    Maybe we should start a new thread just for JLaw gifs. I'll post the mint spilling one over and over.

    ixsASwO9C4cvr.gif

    I LOVE HER SHE IS PERFECT
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    Wow. Some people need to take the stick out of you know where. Overreaction alert!

    Hello, kettle? This is pot...you're black.
  • Levesque_7
    Levesque_7 Posts: 104
    OP I'm not sure what your deal is, you ask a question, someone writes you an answer, an you spit in their face about it. You could have easily just not responded if you didn't like it. Seems aggressively rude.

    this ^^ there are many great people on this site with A LOT of knowledge about this stuff. You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar!
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    OP Deactivated...

    Oh, no worries. She'll be back. Again and again likely.

    RUN AWAY!!!

    ETA: I tried to find the appropriate gif from The Holy Grail for "run away," but this one seems more appropriate, considering the now-vanished OP's s*tty attitude :

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  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Yeah, I'm not going to trust Wikipedia. I'll just ask the homeless guy under the bridge. Thanks anyway.

    Is there a scientific paper that shows carb consumption increases rudeness? Geez. Someone spent time writing back and offered a perfectly good answer and that's how you reply? :grumble:

    Sugar is a carbohydrate. Fiber is a carbohydrate. You see them listed on food labels because of regulations, laws, etc. You don't see other carbohydrates listed, like starch, because again, the food manufacturer is not required to do so by regulations, laws, etc. Thus the discrepancy between sugar plus fiber grams and carbohydrate grams.

    Now go ahead and ask that old guy under the bridge if he agrees.

    Wikipedia is not a perfectly good answer unless the question is "Would you please give me a mountain of possibly false information?"
    I love the people who think wikipedia is a bunch of falsehoods because they heard someone say so one time. You could always consult Encyclopedia Britannica, but then you'd also receive information that is less accurate.

    http://blog.wikimedia.org/2012/08/02/seven-years-after-nature-pilot-study-compares-wikipedia-favorably-to-other-encyclopedias-in-three-languages/

    And I'm still laughing at the obvious exaggeration by OP that wikipedia has led her astray too many times.
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