Queefs during exercise

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Yes I have a solution for you. May I suggest the downward dog position?

    I remember having that problem during yoga too, what does your technique entail? :wink:

    Ela envolve minhas mãos em seu quadril...

    :devil:

    Translated

    It involves my hands on your hips

    So it is again MORE about yoga! Thank you Google!

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    I predict the girl in the red top is having a queef. I predict the male brazilian speaker, er i mean "portuguese" speaker in here will be saving this gif to a folder for future "reference".
  • valerieschram
    valerieschram Posts: 97 Member
    This happened to a friend of mine in yoga class. She fanned the air in front of her and pretended like it was a fart!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Someone called the police?

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    *takes notes*

    brazilian beachwear responsible for large queefing vajayjays and fake languages. also do not do inverted dogs or sit ups when closer to goal weight, the lack of extra poundage may result in "vaccuum".

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  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    Yes I have a solution for you. May I suggest the downward dog position?

    I remember having that problem during yoga too, what does your technique entail? :wink:

    Ela envolve minhas mãos em seu quadril...

    wowsers...I like him...*blushes*

    but yes in before the lock

    you ladies know that's not even a real language right?

    It happens to be my native language -- portuguese ;)

    Wait, have I been speaking a non-existant language since birth? Wicked o:

    Yah I googled it cause she said she almost spit her tea out...it said portuguese so then went to bablefish...hot hot hot

    I wish I could hear him actually say it...I used to date a man who was Portugese...*shivers in delight* loved it when he talked his native tongue...couldn't understand it but man was it sexy.

    Why don't you book a flight to Portugal so you can see ALL TEH menz speaking it?

    Booked to the DR instead gonna go for spanish this time....:drinker: :blushing: :drinker:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Someone called the police?

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    Yes thank you I need some back up there are all kinds of language infractions going on in here. Please to back me up.

    ETA: Hard.
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
    Yes I have a solution for you. May I suggest the downward dog position?

    I remember having that problem during yoga too, what does your technique entail? :wink:

    Ela envolve minhas mãos em seu quadril...

    wowsers...I like him...*blushes*

    but yes in before the lock

    you ladies know that's not even a real language right?

    It happens to be my native language -- portuguese ;)

    Wait, have I been speaking a non-existant language since birth? Wicked o:

    Yah I googled it cause she said she almost spit her tea out...it said portuguese so then went to bablefish...hot hot hot

    I wish I could hear him actually say it...I used to date a man who was Portugese...*shivers in delight* loved it when he talked his native tongue...couldn't understand it but man was it sexy.

    Why don't you book a flight to Portugal so you can see ALL TEH menz speaking it?

    Booked to the DR instead gonna go for spanish this time....:drinker: :blushing: :drinker:

    I also have a great appreciation for foreign tongues :blushing:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Kegels. A strong 'core' helps keep air from getting forced in there in the first place, you dig?
  • zombiefarmboy
    zombiefarmboy Posts: 221 Member
    Kegels.
    Bagels.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh: :wink:

    While true, we all know it is the conservative bitties who keep reporting everyone who really run this site.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Kegels.
    Bagels.
    Schmiegels.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    oh cockbiscuits, you are my new favorite person
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    I've tried these, but they ended up turning into projectiles and I almost got my pilates instructor blind :cry:

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    Holy moly! You must pack in some serious pressure! You should get a tattoo over your vagina that reads, " Warning! Contents under pressure!"
    How the hell do you get a tattoo over a hole?!
  • red_road
    red_road Posts: 761 Member
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    I love Awkward
  • raw_meal
    raw_meal Posts: 96 Member
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh: :wink:

    So waitwaitwait, aren't ALL americans conservative? :frown: So I might still get reported for only engulfing a few particular religions that believe in Christianity while completely disregarding others? Dammit.

    Why? "Jesus as a Spanish name is perfectly legitimate and has been used in many Latin cultures for ages." From Yahoo

    And who doesn't like biscuits?
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Maybe a tampin would help?
    using an abosorbing product for an area not actively needing it is extremely dangerous. That's a horrible idea.
    aren't you precious...

    damn is there a gif or picture in that post?

    I don't get most of them- otherwise the joke literally went over me. most of the time I can figure it out if there was supposed to be a picture/gif- but I might have missed that one.

    :sadpandaface I know I'm missing others that makes me sad.
    No, I think he was just being a jesusbiscuit to you because you provided an actual answer instead of jesusbiscuiting around, as if we can't have both!

    I think the legitimate advice and the goofy stuff is all great. :drinker:
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh: :wink:

    So waitwaitwait, aren't ALL americans conservative? :frown: So I might still get reported for only engulfing a few particular religions that believe in Christianity while completely disregarding others? Dammit.
    Maybe try submitting a proposal to install a statue of Baphomet with three smiling children at his feet outside an Oklahoma courthouse? That seems to get their attention.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I've tried these, but they ended up turning into projectiles and I almost got my pilates instructor blind :cry:

    6e4G2.jpg

    Holy moly! You must pack in some serious pressure! You should get a tattoo over your vagina that reads, " Warning! Contents under pressure!"
    How the hell do you get a tattoo over a hole?!

    citaiton #3....UNREALISTIC goals!
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Is that actually "code" or more of like a sign language?


    I'm still going with queefs during exercise is code for huge vagina.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh: :wink:

    So waitwaitwait, aren't ALL americans conservative? :frown: So I might still get reported for only engulfing a few particular religions that believe in Christianity while completely disregarding others? Dammit.

    Why? "Jesus as a Spanish name is perfectly legitimate and has been used in many Latin cultures for ages." From Yahoo

    And who doesn't like biscuits?

    Jesus. He likes tortillas.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    I've tried these, but they ended up turning into projectiles and I almost got my pilates instructor blind :cry:

    6e4G2.jpg

    Holy moly! You must pack in some serious pressure! You should get a tattoo over your vagina that reads, " Warning! Contents under pressure!"
    How the hell do you get a tattoo over a hole?!

    citaiton #3....UNREALISTIC goals!
    I'm here for ya, MCD. I'm just another language cop, walkin' my beat here, swingin' my jesusbiscuit at anybody who gets lippy.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Is that actually "code" or more of like a sign language?


    I'm still going with queefs during exercise is code for huge vagina.

    I am wheeze laughing like deputy dog right now. can't. stop. laughing.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh: :wink:

    So waitwaitwait, aren't ALL americans conservative? :frown: So I might still get reported for only engulfing a few particular religions that believe in Christianity while completely disregarding others? Dammit.

    Why? "Jesus as a Spanish name is perfectly legitimate and has been used in many Latin cultures for ages." From Yahoo

    And who doesn't like biscuits?

    Jesus. He likes tortillas.
    1. Clearly, or he wouldn't keep appearing on them.
    2. That is because everybody loves tortillas. All of my lifts are powered by tortillas.
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
    Maybe a tampin would help?
    using an abosorbing product for an area not actively needing it is extremely dangerous. That's a horrible idea.
    aren't you precious...

    damn is there a gif or picture in that post?

    I don't get most of them- otherwise the joke literally went over me. most of the time I can figure it out if there was supposed to be a picture/gif- but I might have missed that one.

    :sadpandaface I know I'm missing others that makes me sad.
    No, I think he was just being a jesusbiscuit to you because you provided an actual answer instead of jesusbiscuiting around, as if we can't have both!

    I think the legitimate advice and the goofy stuff is all great. :drinker:

    I also loved the serious responses. And loved that you turned my name into a verb.
  • b3st
    b3st Posts: 1,350 Member
    Have you tried joining a magic act involving ping pong balls?
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Maybe a tampin would help?
    using an abosorbing product for an area not actively needing it is extremely dangerous. That's a horrible idea.
    aren't you precious...

    damn is there a gif or picture in that post?

    I don't get most of them- otherwise the joke literally went over me. most of the time I can figure it out if there was supposed to be a picture/gif- but I might have missed that one.

    :sadpandaface I know I'm missing others that makes me sad.
    No, I think he was just being a jesusbiscuit to you because you provided an actual answer instead of jesusbiscuiting around, as if we can't have both!

    I think the legitimate advice and the goofy stuff is all great. :drinker:

    I also loved the serious responses. And loved that you turned my name into a verb.
    Oh, you can verb any noun you want! :drinker:
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh: :wink:

    So waitwaitwait, aren't ALL americans conservative? :frown: So I might still get reported for only engulfing a few particular religions that believe in Christianity while completely disregarding others? Dammit.

    Why? "Jesus as a Spanish name is perfectly legitimate and has been used in many Latin cultures for ages." From Yahoo

    And who doesn't like biscuits?

    Jesus. He likes tortillas.
    1. Clearly, or he wouldn't keep appearing on them.
    2. That is because everybody loves tortillas. All of my lifts are powered by tortillas.

    That gives me ideas for future usernames.

    6e9Kz.jpg
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    oh cockbiscuits, you are my new favorite person

    thank this is what i need op
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh: :wink:

    So waitwaitwait, aren't ALL americans conservative? :frown: So I might still get reported for only engulfing a few particular religions that believe in Christianity while completely disregarding others? Dammit.

    Why? "Jesus as a Spanish name is perfectly legitimate and has been used in many Latin cultures for ages." From Yahoo

    And who doesn't like biscuits?

    Jesus. He likes tortillas.
    1. Clearly, or he wouldn't keep appearing on them.
    2. That is because everybody loves tortillas. All of my lifts are powered by tortillas.

    That gives me ideas for future usernames.

    6e9Kz.jpg
    *dies*
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:
    Adults who tattle tale on other adults deserve cancer of the AIDS
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