Queefs during exercise

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  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
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    I've tried these, but they ended up turning into projectiles and I almost got my pilates instructor blind :cry:

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    Holy moly! You must pack in some serious pressure! You should get a tattoo over your vagina that reads, " Warning! Contents under pressure!"
    How the hell do you get a tattoo over a hole?!

    citaiton #3....UNREALISTIC goals!
    I'm here for ya, MCD. I'm just another language cop, walkin' my beat here, swingin' my jesusbiscuit at anybody who gets lippy.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Is that actually "code" or more of like a sign language?


    I'm still going with queefs during exercise is code for huge vagina.

    I am wheeze laughing like deputy dog right now. can't. stop. laughing.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
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    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh: :wink:

    So waitwaitwait, aren't ALL americans conservative? :frown: So I might still get reported for only engulfing a few particular religions that believe in Christianity while completely disregarding others? Dammit.

    Why? "Jesus as a Spanish name is perfectly legitimate and has been used in many Latin cultures for ages." From Yahoo

    And who doesn't like biscuits?

    Jesus. He likes tortillas.
    1. Clearly, or he wouldn't keep appearing on them.
    2. That is because everybody loves tortillas. All of my lifts are powered by tortillas.
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
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    Maybe a tampin would help?
    using an abosorbing product for an area not actively needing it is extremely dangerous. That's a horrible idea.
    aren't you precious...

    damn is there a gif or picture in that post?

    I don't get most of them- otherwise the joke literally went over me. most of the time I can figure it out if there was supposed to be a picture/gif- but I might have missed that one.

    :sadpandaface I know I'm missing others that makes me sad.
    No, I think he was just being a jesusbiscuit to you because you provided an actual answer instead of jesusbiscuiting around, as if we can't have both!

    I think the legitimate advice and the goofy stuff is all great. :drinker:

    I also loved the serious responses. And loved that you turned my name into a verb.
  • b3st
    b3st Posts: 1,350 Member
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    Have you tried joining a magic act involving ping pong balls?
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
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    Maybe a tampin would help?
    using an abosorbing product for an area not actively needing it is extremely dangerous. That's a horrible idea.
    aren't you precious...

    damn is there a gif or picture in that post?

    I don't get most of them- otherwise the joke literally went over me. most of the time I can figure it out if there was supposed to be a picture/gif- but I might have missed that one.

    :sadpandaface I know I'm missing others that makes me sad.
    No, I think he was just being a jesusbiscuit to you because you provided an actual answer instead of jesusbiscuiting around, as if we can't have both!

    I think the legitimate advice and the goofy stuff is all great. :drinker:

    I also loved the serious responses. And loved that you turned my name into a verb.
    Oh, you can verb any noun you want! :drinker:
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
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    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh: :wink:

    So waitwaitwait, aren't ALL americans conservative? :frown: So I might still get reported for only engulfing a few particular religions that believe in Christianity while completely disregarding others? Dammit.

    Why? "Jesus as a Spanish name is perfectly legitimate and has been used in many Latin cultures for ages." From Yahoo

    And who doesn't like biscuits?

    Jesus. He likes tortillas.
    1. Clearly, or he wouldn't keep appearing on them.
    2. That is because everybody loves tortillas. All of my lifts are powered by tortillas.

    That gives me ideas for future usernames.

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  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    oh cockbiscuits, you are my new favorite person

    thank this is what i need op
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
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    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh: :wink:

    So waitwaitwait, aren't ALL americans conservative? :frown: So I might still get reported for only engulfing a few particular religions that believe in Christianity while completely disregarding others? Dammit.

    Why? "Jesus as a Spanish name is perfectly legitimate and has been used in many Latin cultures for ages." From Yahoo

    And who doesn't like biscuits?

    Jesus. He likes tortillas.
    1. Clearly, or he wouldn't keep appearing on them.
    2. That is because everybody loves tortillas. All of my lifts are powered by tortillas.

    That gives me ideas for future usernames.

    6e9Kz.jpg
    *dies*
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
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    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:
    Adults who tattle tale on other adults deserve cancer of the AIDS
  • Windzer
    Windzer Posts: 104
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    in
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    i once heard a thing like snitch get stichs end up in ditchs bloody internet for wimps to hide behind
  • tinapeapod
    tinapeapod Posts: 1 Member
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    Here's the solution. Try sucking in and pushing out air a bunch (either on your back or face down with your butt in the air, until you can queef on command. Then you know what muscles and positions work best. Then don't do those positions or use those muscles when you are working out around other people because they will probably think you are farting out your *kitten*, which implies even less self control. Honestly, the muscles should tighten up and you should have a little more control with practice and kegels. Good luck!
  • SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish
    SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish Posts: 831 Member
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    Is this title supposed to be your Indian name?
  • Briargrey
    Briargrey Posts: 498 Member
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    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    Wonder if breastbiscuits would have been okay -- it's a gender neutral anatomy starting word!
  • bebreli
    bebreli Posts: 229 Member
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    Maybe it's like Tupperware.. and it's burping to keep it fresh :drinker:
    Glass half full :)
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    Mine smell like nacho cheese and buffalo wings.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,324 Member
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    2edgy4me
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
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    i once heard a thing like snitch get stichs end up in ditchs bloody internet for wimps to hide behind

    I wonder if someday whoever reported me will speak up and message me :) I wouldn't be mad, of course. I'm having fun with the new username as well.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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    Que mas puedo hacer para ayudarte?
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