Best saying your mom ever said to you

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  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
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    My mom always tells me 2 things:

    1. Men are dogs.
    2. Never tell a man everything because he's not going to tell you everything.
  • SomeNights246
    SomeNights246 Posts: 807 Member
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    "I love you but I don't like you right now"
    I wouldn't like me either if I had to raise me! Haha

    lol!

    I heard that one a lot, too.

    Don't forget "I brought you into this world, I can take you out"
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,669 Member
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    " Your father is the head of the house hold. I control your father".

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
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    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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  • lizaforbes1
    lizaforbes1 Posts: 20
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    So my sex talk from my mom went like this.....

    "There was this guy in school and he was so cute and popular and all of the girls just fell all over him. Turns out he had aids....Be safe"...lol
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    "This is not your home."
    So, I left.
  • aprildaguilar
    aprildaguilar Posts: 1,926 Member
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    Moms would say to wild child type people or street livers "Look at That Child Running from Pillar to Post" meaning a Life Lead without Direction and Purpose.
    When you have done something out of line, dirty or shameful "Baby Be Careful Your Slip is Showing"
  • awhit67
    awhit67 Posts: 12
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    Mom wrote the following while dieing of cancer, bed ridden, and could barely speak: "Live life to its fullest."
  • HapaHaole92
    HapaHaole92 Posts: 85 Member
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    Guys will come and go but family is forever
  • jodi41086
    jodi41086 Posts: 240
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    my morning wake up song she sang to me.
    "Wakey up Sleepin head, pull dat hiney outta bed"

    If I didn't wake up, next I would hear-
    GET YOUR *kitten* OUTTA BED!

    lol I don't sleep in very often
  • ScorpionQwean
    ScorpionQwean Posts: 1,013 Member
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    She said, "your future husband has nothing going for him except his looks"... and yup, she was so right.
    HATE it when moms are always right !!!
    That was in 1985 - m'86/d'88...lol
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
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    "Never let the sun go down on an argument"

    "Tomorrow is a new day, a fresh start draw a line under today and start again..."

    Best 2 pieces of advice i have gotten from my mum....
  • CharlieB145
    CharlieB145 Posts: 78
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    There are people starving in China........ (wanting me to eat my food)

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