Gym Stereotypes

I am the mirror guy. Full pump is the only time I look like I lift. Gotta enjoy it for the few brief moments that it lasts.

I'm creepy guy sitting in the corner eating a pickle. Except I'm a girl. And it's a banana. And I make eye contact.

How YOU doin'?

I'm curious why there is a pick axe at the rage guy's gym lol

Dafuq you talking about? Isn't there a pick axe at your gym?

bump to watch video later. BTW I workout at home, so I guess I am not represented.

What's wrong with a sauna suit???

Wear it to the gym tonight and report back later.

What's wrong with a sauna suit???

Wear it to the gym tonight and report back later.

Maybe I will!!! And i'll fo' sho' take a selfie cause i'm that guy too!!!

Don't forget to bring your duck lips! You gonna have all da ladies!

They are already attracted to my loud singing...very impressed by how much Katy Perry I know!!!

The sweater and screamer. Kinda embarrassing.

You are talking about the gym right??

The sweater and screamer. Kinda embarrassing.

ugh I am the same way in bed with the screaming, but have you ever been shushed, more embarrassing I promise

I'm confused

Hi Badgerth: based on the type of person I am from the video clip in the original post.

Ah ok...Weepingangel81 confused me a bit...thanks

I think they neglected my type. I'm the anti-social guy who pretends he doesn't see / hear anyone who tries to talk to him even though I am not wearing headphones. I go to the gym 5 nights per week, always from around midnight til 2am. There are always the same dozen or so people in there. They have all become friends and chat quite often. They try to start conversations with me but I just can't be social when I'm working out. It's not in my DNA. After the workout is fine, but I'm usually the last one out of there. They must think I'm a complete prick.

I'm a combo:
1) Sweaty Guy: But I found combination of Dri-Weave materials that hide it very well plus I'll towel my forehead between sets. I keep head/wrist bands around in case I need them, but rarely use while strength training; cardio is a whole 'nother story though.
2) Water Guy: I bring a 28 oz bottle with me and sip between exercises because of #1 above.

I guess I am a bit of water guy too, but it's really survival at my gym. I do about an hour of weight followed by 20+ minutes of intense cardio. And my gym has exactly ZERO water fountains. Yes, that's right... zero water fountains. They set it up so you have to purchase bottles of water from them, which is awesome except that the gym isn't staffed overnight so there is no access to water. I have seen people... grown adult men... christ I can't even type this without wincing.... I have seen people fill water bottles from the manky sink in the bathroom. The tiny bathroom. They will be filling a water bottle from a filthy sink while someone takes a **** in the stall 4 feet from them. That's just.... ALL THE NOPE!

Damn, left out again...I get it done at home.

Serious question... because there is one Hunter / Gatherer, or as I refer to them Hoarders, at every gym. How do y'all deal with that guy? How much bigger than you does he have to be for you to let that happen on the regular?