Seinfeld Quotes

broox80
broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
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George: "Attention all front office morons, you all stink, sit on it and........rotate. This is George Costanza, I fear the reprisals. "
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  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    He can just sit there in his office with his bayonet and stop freaking me out. -Elaine

    This is fun but would be more fun with someone to join me. That may not have been the only time I ever have used that sentence :)
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Really??? No Seinfeld fans???
  • superhippiechik
    superhippiechik Posts: 1,044 Member
    I don't have a Square to spare.-Elaine
    Haha!!!!
  • benniesmother
    benniesmother Posts: 269 Member
    omg I was so up in this forum I LOVE Seinfeld. however I have the worst memory of life and cannot remember any quotes.
    oh wait!!!

    "SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!!"
  • kerryberry666
    kerryberry666 Posts: 7 Member
    It's Moops!
  • autumnlily31185
    autumnlily31185 Posts: 279 Member
    Kramer "You look like a pirate"
    Jerry " But I don't wanna be a pirate"




    Elaine "Can you spare a squre"
    Woman in bathroom stall "No, I don't have a spare to square, I can't spare a square"
    Elaine "You can't spare ONE SQUARE"
  • Kaylala11
    Kaylala11 Posts: 11 Member
    "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
  • SamanthaD1218
    SamanthaD1218 Posts: 303 Member
    "He wasn't sponge worthy"
  • AlanByam
    AlanByam Posts: 36
    Shrinkage
  • kobiemom
    kobiemom Posts: 218 Member
    (about Kramer) "Don't feed him !! If you feed him he'll never leave!"
  • Leannek74
    Leannek74 Posts: 374 Member
    Jerry' "It wasn't a pick! Just a scratch, NOT A PICK!!!"
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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  • Nilasaurus
    Nilasaurus Posts: 68 Member
    "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

    Oh this episode! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • YouCanCallMeRon
    YouCanCallMeRon Posts: 3 Member
    George - "I WAS IN THE POOL!!!"
  • benniesmother
    benniesmother Posts: 269 Member
    "they're real... and they're spectacular"
  • DaveMurphy6
    DaveMurphy6 Posts: 130 Member
    NO SOUP FOR YOU
  • Nilasaurus
    Nilasaurus Posts: 68 Member
    All I said was I liked the pen!!
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Yay!!!!!! We got it going!!!!

    Believe it or not George isnt at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!!!!
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
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    Best sitcom EVER!
  • MissSarahAllison315
    MissSarahAllison315 Posts: 263 Member
    I don't have a square to spare - AKA my favorite Seinfeld quote of ALL TIME. AHAHAH
  • eat_run_play
    eat_run_play Posts: 30 Member
    "Festivus for the rest of us" - Frank Costanza


    "so who has sex with the chicken? you have the rooster, the hen and the chicken. the rooster goes with the hen, so who is having sex with the chicken" - Frank Costanza
    "they are all chickens. the rooster has sex with them all" - Susan's Dad
    "that's perverse" - Frank Costanza

    "I call it, the Mannsiere" - Kramer
  • blazergrad
    blazergrad Posts: 603 Member
    "What do you expect when your name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy."
  • eat_run_play
    eat_run_play Posts: 30 Member
    Schmoopsie, no you're schmoopsie... what is it with these two. they actually had a five minute discussion over who was actually called schmoopsie. - George
  • eat_run_play
    eat_run_play Posts: 30 Member
    See, you can take a reservation. Anyone can take a reservation. The problem is that you can't keep the reservation - Jerry at car rental place
  • Nilasaurus
    Nilasaurus Posts: 68 Member
    Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
  • JuzDuIt
    JuzDuIt Posts: 222 Member
    Jerry: "Mulva?"

    Kramer: "Well, I'm out!"
  • fastfoodietofitcutie
    fastfoodietofitcutie Posts: 523 Member
    "Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."
    "But you yada yada'd over the best part."
    "No, I mentioned the bisque."
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
    "Steinbrenner's here, George is Dead, Call Me Back"

    "Hoochie Mama" and "Serenity Now"

    "The jerk store called and they're out of you!"

    “I find the pastrami to the be most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.”
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    George - "I WAS IN THE POOL!!!"

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  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    You made out during Schindler's List? -Helen Seinfeld

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