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"But he's my Mimbo"0
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Your face is my case - Jackie Chiles
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"I was engaged ...yada yada yada...and now I'm not." -George. (I definitely didn't quote it 100%, but you get the gist!)0
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Your face is my case - Jackie Chiles
You have experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours what did you expect?
Emphysema, birth defects, cancer, but not this!!!!!0 -
That's great! I gotta learn how to do these things... hehe...above that is.... hehe ...ooops guess I didn't quote it!0
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Your face is my case - Jackie Chiles
You have experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours what did you expect?
Emphysema, birth defects, cancer, but not this!!!!!
"Look away! Im hideous!"0 -
I need to go home and watch the DVDs now ..lol0 -
Give me that rye you old bag!!!!0
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I need to go home and watch the DVDs now ..lol
I know right!!! I need a Seinfeld marathon in my near future!!!!!0 -
"KO-KO! KO-KO!"0
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All time favorite Seinfeld episode. Kramer gives up ALL underwear...
Jerry to Elaine: " Don't you see what's going here? No boxers, no jockeys..."
Elaine: "Ewww..."
Jerry: "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gaberdine."
Kramer : "I'm out there Jerry and loving every minute of it!!"0 -
I think my absolute fav episode is the backwards episode where they go to India for Sue Ellen Mishke's wedding.
Well the wedding dress should give her some support.
You want to go to India with us?
I cant, I'm going to drop dead!!!
This is a non invite. its an unvitation.0 -
- Elaine, Jerry and George, in "The Chinese Restaurant"
Jerry: "Fifty bucks. That table over there. The three couples."
Elaine: "Okay, I don't want to go over there and do it and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole, like I didn't put mustard on it."
Jerry: "No, no tricks."
Elaine: "Should I do it George?"
George: "For fifty bucks? I'd put my face in their soup and blow!"
Elaine: "Alright, alright. Here, hold this. I'm doin' it."0 -
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I got gonorrhea from a tractor from riding it in my bathing suit.
Thats the tractor story!!??0 -
Maybe the dingo ate your baby!0
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Stuff your "sorry"s is a sack Mister!!! - George0
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"Now something of yours has been in the toilet."
BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Festivous for the rest of us!0
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You double dipped the chip!
You dipped.... and then you dipped again....0
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