Tips for a first date? (guys only..)

(They may be scared of you, but texting to say you have arrived is common and normal behavior).

Not for a first date. Ever.

Agreed. That is not cool for a first date at all.

or ever for any date with me.

lol then you're not getting any dates with normal guys. Your loss.

Whats hilarious is most you ladies making these demands are not even f*&%able by most guys standards.

I would love to see some pics of the guys you dated lately.

The guys I've dated could crack you like a coconut, darling.

They drive tanks, know how to handle an AK47 and actually respect women, which is why they have plenty of intelligent, strong, beautiful women around them in the real world and not just when they play video games in their moms' basements.

And they don't have to brag about it because it's real.

And I have spent very little of my adult (or teenage for that matter) years single. I am not single now and have not been for nine years. You, however, are.

I own a replica AK amongst others and Ive killed bears, darling.

But my question is what are they making up for? Why do they have to put on an act and white knight you? What is their true insecurity? Facial aesthetics? Looks? Penis size?

Why do they need to act so tough? I can be tough too but you don't see me bragging about it. Then again I also have a pretty face you can watch for hours and a huge penis.

I don't need to drive tanks to make up for anything...

Also I don't have to put on an act of being a "gentlemen" I just do and say what I want and still get laid.

I text "here" and refuse to meet the parents and still get laid.

And theres nothing you can do to stop me from getting my pee-pee wet.

You said pee-pee. :huh:

(They may be scared of you, but texting to say you have arrived is common and normal behavior).

Not for a first date. Ever.

Agreed. That is not cool for a first date at all.

or ever for any date with me.

lol then you're not getting any dates with normal guys. Your loss.

Whats hilarious is most you ladies making these demands are not even f*&%able by most guys standards.

I would love to see some pics of the guys you dated lately.

The guys I've dated could crack you like a coconut, darling.

They drive tanks, know how to handle an AK47 and actually respect women, which is why they have plenty of intelligent, strong, beautiful women around them in the real world and not just when they play video games in their moms' basements.

And they don't have to brag about it because it's real.

And I have spent very little of my adult (or teenage for that matter) years single. I am not single now and have not been for nine years. You, however, are.

I own a replica AK amongst others and Ive killed bears, darling.

But my question is what are they making up for? Why do they have to put on an act and white knight you? What is their true insecurity? Facial aesthetics? Looks? Penis size?

Why do they need to act so tough? I can be tough too but you don't see me bragging about it. Then again I also have a pretty face you can watch for hours and a huge penis.

I don't need to drive tanks to make up for anything...

Also I don't have to put on an act of being a "gentlemen" I just do and say what I want and still get laid.

I text "here" and refuse to meet the parents and still get laid.

And theres nothing you can do to stop me from getting my pee-pee wet.

You said pee-pee. :huh:

My 3 year old says pee-pee . . .

(They may be scared of you, but texting to say you have arrived is common and normal behavior).

Not for a first date. Ever.

Agreed. That is not cool for a first date at all.

or ever for any date with me.

lol then you're not getting any dates with normal guys. Your loss.

Whats hilarious is most you ladies making these demands are not even f*&%able by most guys standards.

I would love to see some pics of the guys you dated lately.

The guys I've dated could crack you like a coconut, darling.

They drive tanks, know how to handle an AK47 and actually respect women, which is why they have plenty of intelligent, strong, beautiful women around them in the real world and not just when they play video games in their moms' basements.

And they don't have to brag about it because it's real.

And I have spent very little of my adult (or teenage for that matter) years single. I am not single now and have not been for nine years. You, however, are.

I own a replica AK amongst others and Ive killed bears, darling.

But my question is what are they making up for? Why do they have to put on an act and white knight you? What is their true insecurity? Facial aesthetics? Looks? Penis size?

Why do they need to act so tough? I can be tough too but you don't see me bragging about it. Then again I also have a pretty face you can watch for hours and a huge penis.

I don't need to drive tanks to make up for anything...

Also I don't have to put on an act of being a "gentlemen" I just do and say what I want and still get laid.

I text "here" and refuse to meet the parents and still get laid.

And theres nothing you can do to stop me from getting my pee-pee wet.

Oooohhhh. You've killed BEARS?? With a GUN? From a TREE STAND??? Scary, tough dude.

They don't "have to" do any of those things. They just do them because it's what they do.

They can also type out a paragraph that makes sense. Brains AND brawn!

And as for "not bragging about it," what was happening in the cell phone in movies thread yesterday?

I'm confused
You say you get laid all the time yet you start a post about tips for a first date??


Oohhhhhh I get it
(We have one of those in Toronto too...we just call it hooker Harvey's)

Okay so when I pick her up, should I walk to her door?

YES

I'm kind of afraid of her dad opening the door, I think it would be kind of awk. I'm going to be as nervous as it is, don't need her dad intimidating me..

Holy sheet. Man up! Is this what you want your first impression to be? Could not muster enough courage to go to the door? Nervous? Understood. Its normal. Suck it up and impress the hell out of mom and dad. Maybe youll get lucky and your date will come to the door, but dont chicken out.

So I was thinking about opening the car door for her and closing it. Is that too "soft" of me? I don't want to come off as some sort of softy.

Open the door. Since when is being a gentleman considered "too soft"?

Well I want to be nice/ polite yet stay firm and show my dominance as a guy and show her I'm in charge.

WTF? Dude, just be yourself. Dont worry about being "dominant and in charge".

Also I was thinking while we are driving to the restaurant I was gonna reach in the back seat and surprise her with some flowers. Is that too much?

Hey, bring the flowers with you to the door. That way, if dad does answer, he can see you are a polite gentleman that shows some respect by taking the time out to pickup some flowers and show his appreciation for his daughter.

If not what kind of flowers?

Thats what the people at the flower shop get paid for. Even in some supermarkets where you can get a cheap $5 or $10 flowers someone should be able to advise. Ask them.

Should I pay for her meal? I've done some research and a lot of guys say you shouldn't have to pay for everything on the first date because there might not be a second.

It depends. Was this a mutually agreed upon date? Did you ask her out? Since you are all wanting to assert your dominance, why dont you do that by picking up the tab? You cant be dominant and expect her to pay half. Sorry, it doesnt work like that.

Lastly..should I bring "protection" just in case..?

The answer to this is YES, ALWAYS. You should have some on you right now. Youve seen those Axe Deoderant spray commercials havent you? You never know when youll need it!!

Above all, be yourself, and dont try too hard. Youll be nervous but try and relax and have a good time. Good Luck!!

Further proof of what I already knew.

Any guy who refers to himself as an "Alpha male" is covering a deep well of insecurity.

QFT

I'm sure his attitude towards woman as well is simply because he has been hurt in a past relationship.

Further proof of what I already knew.

Any guy who refers to himself as an "Alpha male" is covering a deep well of insecurity.

Having a tiny penis is a hard way to go through life. You can see the various ways they try to overcompensate here.

According to Cards Against Humanity it's referred to as a micro penis . . .

Gifs, anyone? In for the entertainment from silly boys who want to silly girls!

Further proof of what I already knew.

Any guy who refers to himself as an "Alpha male" is covering a deep well of insecurity.

Having a tiny penis is a hard way to go through life. You can see the various ways they try to overcompensate here.

According to Cards Against Humanity it's referred to as a micro penis . . .

Also hemi-penes, or "half-penis."