Tips for a first date? (guys only..)

(They may be scared of you, but texting to say you have arrived is common and normal behavior).

Not for a first date. Ever.

Agreed. That is not cool for a first date at all.

or ever for any date with me.

lol then you're not getting any dates with normal guys. Your loss.

Whats hilarious is most you ladies making these demands are not even f*&%able by most guys standards.

I would love to see some pics of the guys you dated lately.

The guys I've dated could crack you like a coconut, darling.

They drive tanks, know how to handle an AK47 and actually respect women, which is why they have plenty of intelligent, strong, beautiful women around them in the real world and not just when they play video games in their moms' basements.

And they don't have to brag about it because it's real.

And I have spent very little of my adult (or teenage for that matter) years single. I am not single now and have not been for nine years. You, however, are.

I own a replica AK amongst others and Ive killed bears, darling.

But my question is what are they making up for? Why do they have to put on an act and white knight you? What is their true insecurity? Facial aesthetics? Looks? Penis size?

Why do they need to act so tough? I can be tough too but you don't see me bragging about it. Then again I also have a pretty face you can watch for hours and a huge penis.

I don't need to drive tanks to make up for anything...

Also I don't have to put on an act of being a "gentlemen" I just do and say what I want and still get laid.

I text "here" and refuse to meet the parents and still get laid.

And theres nothing you can do to stop me from getting my pee-pee wet.

I too have seen enough and feel the need to create a reality check!

Dude! You're pathetic! If you have to tell people your pretty and have a huge penis. Major FAIL!!! Where the hell did you grow up PS3 playing Grand theft auto?

Good luck on your life long journey of self gratification through *kitten* and wallowing in loneliness because you will be unable to find a "*kitten*" who will fulfill you infinitesimally tiny ego and placate your massive insecurities!

Also, it says volumes about your insecurities when you don't have the "BALL" to face "the man of the house!" Only A true Man can look another Man in the eyes!

So continue in your dream world where women will submit to your will by beating the money from them Grand theft auto!

PS As a father if you pulled up in front of my house and Beep your horn\texted or otherwise, You and I would be spending the evening together. Digging the ditch in which you would spend eternity!

Just sayin'

BRAH!

How YOU doin? :drinker:

just fine sweety !

How you doin'

What is wrong with the friend zone? It is cozy here.

And I am kinda the wine and dine type and have made successful moves on the first date.

Meh

Oh yeah, you're 190 lbs, have no avi, and suck up to women on here.

You're the typical guy we make fun of.

To who? The other brahs you talk to?

"Yeah man, we're the coolest. Those other dudes are so lame. All the chicks really want us. Hey you talking to any girls on here?"

"No. You?"

"No. They must all be lesbians."

You know why I don't have a profile pic up? Because I literally have to try and hide from the number of women who would chase me on this site. And it's not because of my body (which is better than yours, I'm sure), it's because I'm smart, funny, and compassionate. And being that guy, the guy you'd call "beta", has gotten me more *kitten* than you can fantasize about in a week.

So go back, commiserate with the other brahs, keep telling yourself you're the cool guys every girl wants.

I'll be over here. Getting all the chicks you're desperate for.

THAT'S Alpha.

What is wrong with the friend zone? It is cozy here.

And I am kinda the wine and dine type and have made successful moves on the first date.

Meh

That hat is alpha as fack.

What is wrong with the friend zone? It is cozy here.

And I am kinda the wine and dine type and have made successful moves on the first date.

Meh

That hat is alpha as fack.

It has grab appeal

What is wrong with the friend zone? It is cozy here.

And I am kinda the wine and dine type and have made successful moves on the first date.

Meh

That hat is alpha as fack.

And, if you had a great time during the date and really like her, then don't follow some stupid rule that says you have to wait so many days before you call/text her. Contact her the next day if only to say HI, how are you?.

What is wrong with the friend zone? It is cozy here.

And I am kinda the wine and dine type and have made successful moves on the first date.

Meh

10/10

Would roofie his coca-cola.

>no avi
>brags about his body
>says he gets more *kitten* than anyone else on here

Seems legit.

Done. You man enough to put yours up?